finished the outline/dossier/writer's bible for the next book in my FUCK YOUR OWN FATE interactive fiction series.

oh yeah, i forgot to mention these are available in my shop now

a quick run through my most recent sketchbook.

I've been very productive recently. Here's a short of an acoustic sadboi cover of a metal song I wrote, both of which I recorded in the last few days. It's about falling in love with a blowup doll. Enjoy.

FREE HUGS

so many good things in the works...

i never realized how much time and creative energy threads ate up until i deleted it off my phone. i finished BODY HORROR VACUI and BODY HORROR VACUI: THE COLORING BOOK. i started a new animated series. i gained 60k more followers on Instagram. i recorded two new Jane, His Wife songs.

got the coloring book uploaded pending review for print

I spent nearly a year on this artzine. Originally, I planned to release it in October 2025, but that date came and went. I was occupying myself with other projects (and fucking around online). In less than a week off (most) social media, I've finished it.

deleting Threads off my phone was the best move for my productivity. after only one day, I'm nearly finished with BODY HORROR VACUI!

I'm working on my next book.

honestly cleaning my ears aggressively with qtips is better than sex ngl

Anyone here wanna pay for my law school tuition with dreams and bootstraps?

my favorite part about mother's day is seeing all your hot moms

i don't have any kids, but i do love to practice making em!

nuttin' in space, call that a blastroid field.

years ago, me and two of my fwbs made a chaturbate account - going through the verification process, acquiring lights and a tripod and three of those Eyes Wide Shut masks and shibari rope, the whole shebang.

when he asks for a lap dance but the only dance i can do off the top of my head is the chicken dance :/

downloading the album art for Colors by Between the Buried and Me. one of these things is not like the other...

lemon devouring son #adventuretime #lemongrab

Finishing up an acoustic sadboi cover of one of my metal songs. Should be done with it within the next hour or so.

Sheer veil

This is me coming up with a joke about shitting my pants (while shitting my pants).

whenever i feel sad, i just remember i have jester's privilege and i put on the bells, do a little dance, and watch the likes roll in. who can be sad after that?

Fish reproduce via bukkake. That's why I love mermaids.

Bukkake? 👎🚫🙅‍♂️ Bapjizzm. ☑️💯👍

Bukkake? 👎🚫🙅‍♂️ Baby shower. ☑️💯👍

Some days I get the urge to go on the Wikipedia page for "human penis" and replace the main picture with my own just for the ego boost.

Platonic facial cumshots

Are you my computer's FPS? Because you keep going down on me every time it gets intense.

Literally dripping wet rn

look at that custardslut, completely covered in it and sucking it up from the floor and walls.

when you use the 😮 emoji I'm just imagining you looking up at me like that

(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯

tbh I'm more comfortable with my moots sharing it amongst themselves than me directly posting it. feels like a word-of-mouth secret rather than the town crier in the city square.

I've got a few Bluesky mutuals that don't know about my wangposting alt 👀

On cap no god

If people press their urethras together, could they pass a kidney stone back and forth

My girl got three tiddies call her polymammarous

I've been lying about having three girlfriends call that polyshamorous

My three girlfriends are all in their mid 70s call that polygramorous

I call my three girlfriends strawberry, grape, and apricot call that polyjamorous

My three girlfriends like to dress up as baby sheep during sex call that polylamborous

My three girlfriends turned out to be grifters that stole my grandma's fortune call that polyscamorous

I'm working on a spoken word poetry stage show about having multiple partners call that PolySLAMorous

I love bacon and pork ribs and capicola and prosciutto and pulled pork and pork chops call me polyhamorous