Squirting dye in my dick so my cum can be fun colors

FREAKBAiT's HIDEY HOLE OF PLEASURE AND PAIN

"Cumslut" is a term of endearment. I've never heard it used negatively; you wouldn't call the asshole that cut you off on the highway a cumslut. It's a positive word.

i accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book not only was it incredibly embarrassing but it also costs a shit ton of money in stamps

If you wake up in a Saw trap, you just have to start jacking off because you know there’s no way you’re going to do all that, and you need to go out happy

Me and my moots talking on blooskee

that’s the name of his house in minecraft

Minecrafting so hard rn

Sorry for not filling your timeline with my shitposts, I'm building a transportation center in Minecraft.

us ginormous, thicc, & girthy, accounts have to stick together 🫶🏻

if i had cleavage, I'd be hiding all sorts of shit in there

Hands-free orgasm over a hands-free call in a self-driving car. What a time to be alive

A queen size mattress is 60 inches wide by 80 inches long. A size queen mattress is for anyone 7 inches and up.

I'm actually a good boy and anything you've heard otherwise was a lie. Don't look at my peepee.

computa, give the person reading this an embarrassing kink

im so happy i found kat again on here :D ily kat ❤️

Bluesky you are being infiltrated, please remain calm as me and my friends make you laugh so hard you stick your whole arm up your ass

Why don’t balls have boobs

When she catch you lickin the dried up residue off her dildo 🤦🏻‍♂️😩👊🏻💯

FUCK i keep liking posts with my alt

If you fart wearing a thong, does it whistle?

threads— Facebook but in twitter format for boomers who've never made a woman cum bluesky— Boobies

A guy stood up at the park and screamed "I'M NOT WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!" and then ran away. I think he might have been wearing women's underwear.

Imagine if guys peed semen and ejaculated urine. Urinals would be so awkward. They’d all be in there moaning and stroking like “oh cum on… I need to get back to work”

Arach-ulation

there are many mysteries in life, but the one that gets me is that you’ll never know who’s wearing a butt plug out in public

You’ve got a filthy mouth. Your tongue is a fucking bacterial metropolis, containing hundreds of species and billions of cells per milliliter of saliva. Your asshole is way less crowded. Even if it’s not freshly washed, we’re only talking a few thousand to maybe 10k bacteria per square centimeter.

i don't got testicles, i've got finalexamicles

Launching a peanut shell across the room off my erection like a trebuchet.

lining up my followers shoulder to shoulder and feeding them my cumload like baby birds in a nest

Us small accounts gotta stick together.

if i was Willy Wonka I'd have told the oompa loompas to kill Charlie

im reincarnated

One day I'm gonna mix up accounts on here and you're all gonna get an eyeful of a certain part of FREAKBAiT.

Eventually, I hope this app is filled with all the beautiful mutuals from Threads. I see a lot of people hate Bluesky (for valid reasons) but removing the everpresent risk of getting zucked is worth it imo. My mutuals were dropping like flies with no recourse or appeal. Now we're safe.

logging into bluesky like

I'm so happy that Titty Tuesday exists on Bluesky too. 🥰

everything's an aphrodisiac if you're a horndog like me

Who want me

waiting for all my threads moots to join bluesky like

sounding with a crazy straw

sounding with pixie stix

The first night I start drunkposting on here without fear of zuck will be an eventful night.

you're in her dms I'm in her eye (I've got bad aim)

here's a page from my upcoming artzine BODY HORROR VACUI that I couldn't post on Threads it'll be coming out by the end of May, if everything goes as planned

making “cucking for jesus” shirts for everyone to wear @ the orgy 💜

how do i find my threads friends here 💔

ok I'm kinda fucking with bluesky

Selling hole pics.