"get on your knees and beg for forgiveness.... come on, you need to open your mouth to pray sweetheart" still thinking about this, still feel like i need to find some sort of god to repent to for liking it

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sometimes looking at the pictures you take is the jumpscare you need to lock in, time to do a 48 hour fast😎😮‍💨

dry hump nation unite

gimme grimace he owes me some goo 🫟

what if cum tasted like lemonade

why is the office supply aisle so erotic

finger bang in front of da train

gonna show my age rq i have no clue what some of this new slang people are using means and atp im too scared to ask

*sticks finger in dick and pulls it out, holding it up to the sky* yep it’s going to rain soon

big fan of falling out of trees and screaming.. maybe cicadas aren’t so bad after all

i have a super power that i can just tell how a man is going to sound when he whimpers spoiler; 9/10 times it’s pretty

using the vacuum to clean itself, that is what we in the business call, a self succ

i’m getting cremated & putting it in my last wishes that my ashes be divided up evenly between my friends & they MUST be turned into fleshlights & dildos or i will haunt them so hard

the first and only time my ex and i had sex we were at his grandmas house and for some reason in her bedroom?? we did it on the floor and foreplay was not a thing in this relationship at all, so i bled a lot and it stained her white carpet ✌🏻🥲 part of me will always be in that house lmaooo

need to lock him up in a kennel and hear him beg

bout just died cleaning my bathtub a spider fell on me from the damn ceiling and i’m never going to emotionally recover

whenever anyone follows me i’m actually astounded and confused aren’t you afraid of losing like IQ points🤓

where the people at who wanna send me money for being pretty

cum covered tit pic yes or no

incase yall didn’t know flintts mints really do work and make your sloppy toppy 100000x sloppier

my glasses make me feel like jessica day if she came from wish dot com but my personality is like if nick and schmidt had a child there’s a lot going on in my noggin

sorry i’m very busy today im listening to my ear sensitivity training 1-2

why would a “friend” insist you give your opinion on a situation in their life, promising they won’t get mad and keep pushing you until you finally tell them what you think as respectfully as possible then next thing you know, you’ve been left on delivered for a week😂

heavy is the throat that gives the head or w.e the saying is

god forbid a girl wants to be tied up and edged for 5 hours straight until she’s crying and gasping for air 🙄

i like to edge my social anxiety on the daily

they got willy warmers.. what about cute costumes for da clit?? i guess ya can’t make a costume for something so few have been able to find

the liqa got me because i woke up and had to delete 20 screen recordings of the same video whoops

i accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book not only was it incredibly embarrassing but it also costs a shit ton of money in stamps

most unconventional place you’ve gone down on someone? i’ve got two 😅

woke up wishing my head was hanging off the side of the bed while getting my throat fille- i mean good morning starshine the earth says hello

Sucking dick in public is fun

can we maybe.. make our armpits kiss.. as friends?

let’s just say if i had a dick these etsy stores would never go out of business

just tried cnc with myself a time was had

has anyone ever came so many times they got heartburn? this is a new experience for me i feel like i may have also met someone who claimed to be god but they looked like prison mike.. & just like that i was ready for number 17 of the night

someone wanna be soooooo sexy and pay to have me euthanized 🫦🥵

my boobs look so good rn wow

the inside of my car gets so dusty this time of year and i got her all clean tell me i did a good job😡

thank god you can’t get body modifications done while drunk bc i’d be waking up w permanent fangs

my next diy project will include mirrors over my bed v excited for this one

cumpoota, show me the video of just bieber heavy breathing on loop 1 hour

split tongues are very interesting to me

You can take my leash off. I promise I won’t run away again

thankful to have at least one non-waterproof mascara just for like aesthetics no other reason 😇

makeout so rough lip bleeding 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

yall wash your hands after gooning?? i thought we all just licked them clean :(

us ginormous, thicc, & girthy, accounts have to stick together 🫶🏻

is it still horny posting if i have a pure heart? 🥹👉🏻👈🏻