No we can’t have sex id cum >.<

I won’t press Show on any posts when I’m at work I won’t press Show on any posts when I’m at work

Semen retention day 2. My sense of smell and hearing is improving. I’ve gained the ability of echolocation

Who wants to touch my bar 😏

Balls in loose mode getting pinched by my boxers and legs when I walk

Weiner Wednesday

Ok I’ll bite. What’s sex

I am starting my semen retention journey because I want super speed

Well, well, well. Look who I caught balls deep in the cookie jar

Spread cheeks in the shower. My ass is the Grand Canyon and the water is the mighty Colorado forming its own path

Growing pains

Bark bark

My throat is in so much pain

Beans on toes

Boob fetish

Sex kink

*massages your tonsils*

Eating it with salt and pepper

Peeing onto the camera videos

I missed a day and forgot everything I learned back to day 1

Jeans top ten worst things to get a boner in??

Cumming hard or hardly cumming

Yeah sex is cool but have you tried sleeping for 9+ hours

8==D

Eating it like corn on the cob

Teasing and squeezing my ball nipples

I know it’s bc I was raised in the south, but anything sexual makes me feel guilty and bad about myself, even if it’s just thoughts. There’s the belief that you should basically find one person and only be with one person forever. I obv don’t agree so why do I still feel so much pressure 😩

Make me a mom

Holding my pee bc it feels kinda nice

Lowkey hate the way my dick looks and that’s why I can never fully post it on here. There’s just a darker spot that looks like a bruise and makes me sad 💀

When im bored sometimes I just sit and flex my dick. What an odd ability

Big boobs

Ripping my #### and ##### off because I shaved and everything is too itchy

1 inch hard, 2 inches soft

It takes real talent to still be funny and joking when you’re horny. Not many have this ability

Shaved and feeling so smooth who wants to feel

*explodes*

I don’t have notifications on for this app. I just check it constantly to try and keep up with who has or hasn’t seen my dick

Ur stomach is growling… begging to be tamed

Irls follow me on threads, and if they ever followed me on here, I might actually die

I’ve posted about this before but I genuinely hate the peekaboo flap because i can feel when my dick gets randomly caught in it, and it starts choking me out

Sry I acted like I would never post smth like this again but then I open the app and get possessed and want to fit in even if they’re not super flattering pictures

Oh your boobs look so big and heavy. dw i can hold them for you

Oh your balls look so big and heavy. dw i can hold them for you

First instrument I learned was trumpet, so I am really good at blowing

I have to wear a power balance band because when my dick gets hard, it disrupts my center of gravity

Yeah they bounce when i walk. Don’t even get me started on what they do when i run

Sleeping makes me so happy

My gums are bleeding of course im turned on rn

I used to floss so hard that it made my gums bleed bc I thought it felt good