i love when women

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

having friends over to play melee,,, truly this is what life is all about

made a cool ass logo for my pokemon draft league team

I LOVE SHINE SPIKE I LOVE GETTING HIT AT 0% AND DYING I LOVE SHINE SPIKE I LOVE GETTING HIT AT 0% AND DYING I LOVE SHINE SPIKE I LOVE GETTING HIT AT 0% AND DYING I LOVE SHINE SPIKE I LOVE GETTING HIT AT 0% AND DYING I LOVE SHINE SPIKE I LOVE GETTING HIT AT 0% AND DYING I LOVE SHINE SPIKE I LOVE GETT

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

my manager said i could move the elf on the shelf and i'm proud of myself for this one

Honorable Mention 4: morc, for placing 2nd at Bee The Best as the 7th seed, beating Noshi, Hollow, and WillDaBeast! Honorable Mention 5: Lati, for placing 3rd at New England Melee Arcadian as the 10th seed, beating Veggietales and Deadstock!

Me

im hot as shit

vibes from my porch this morning

i wonder why

What a great headline

i fear my ear piercings have healed shut

installing homebrew on my chud ass DS

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

fit check

HELLOOOOOO PAPA

She dropped that ass on me from an egregious angle

im the dwifta baybee

Congrats to the top 8 of the first ever iteration of The Eldritch Blast! I hope to see you all at the next one on 12/11! www.start.gg/tournament/t...

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

State of the game: Ottawa held their biggest tourney ever, upstate New York had their biggest tourney since ROM meanwhile, nouns’s upstate ny event kills pat’s house, gets about 65 non-DQed singles entrants, runs over two days, puts half of top 8 offstream and still doesn’t finish on time why

i hate winter for the sole reason that the cold causes my everything to dry up and my hands start cracking and they hurt and bleed. even with lotion. i moisturized a fuckton before going to work and after just 8 hours my fingers started cracking and bleeding

I'm crying

this that shit bon jovi sang about

sitting on the porch playing balatro and smoking weed is a form of therapy

nouns is boutta fall out of melee really fast after this event for damn sure

New awareness campaign

i mean like,,, c'mon

i can't lie, tonight has been a strong dose of hopium. things can be ok.

where do I get the deadlock Paige dress. asking for a friend

daylight savings is a scam by big morning to sell you more morning

No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is

million dollar idea - tabletop RPG like d&d but it's themed around the deadlock universe

what’s crazy is that if you do it right you can buy eternal smasher love with a 30 pack of beers, ten setups, and a 240p stream, and if you do it wrong no amount of money can buy you a missing heart

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the low res dog with a lollipop and propellor hat on gm_construct as well as its HD counterpart

why do we call them fire extinguishers and not heaviers

smokin on that one eyed one horned flyin purple people eater pack