WGA plans to help block Paramount from buying Warner Bros "Combining [them] would be a disaster”

It's called 'quid pro quo.' You scratch my billionaire's back, I'll scratch yours with the full power of the United States government. It's not capitalism, it's a f**king racket. They're not even using a code word, they're just saying it out loud.

'MOUSE: P.I. For Hire' releases March 19, 2026 🎮🐭 • Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons • Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

Hey now, just because their lead guy is on air going "Oh yeah I'm obviously going to hell" doesnt mean they're evil!

I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.

I have so much respect for Greta Thunberg because she easily could have coasted on speaking gigs and Davos appearances for the rest of her life

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

I am literally a person who believes that it's best we come up with a general consensus on how we will integrate and not effectively enslave genuine AIs when they show up and yet I am capable of recognizing that LLMs are not that - this is like someone comparing anti-fracking protests with eugenics

ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....

Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive “Did you even watch Andor?” (via westernwilder | TW)

ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy compares Syril’s support for the Empire to people’s support for Donald Trump. “I mean throw a stone in Washington DC or Mar-a-Lago right now…. Why sign onto this death ship? It’s because you’re afraid of something.” (Source: youtu.be/iaqnHfa6n4E?...)

Google has been ordered to pay $425M for invading users’ privacy • They continued to collect user data even when tracking was turned off • Covers 98M users (via BBC)

The homicide rate in the United States is down by 25% since 2020. But the homi-vibe rate is higher than ever.

whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic

Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich

US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

'Star Wars: A New Hope' will officially get a 50th anniversary theatrical re-release on April 30, 2027 🍿

Not sure there’s a better endorsement of Zohran’s politics than a random guy from another country thinking he should be able to meet with Zohran on demand because he is wealthy

The planet Jupiter glowing in thermal infrared, as seen by the Gemini North telescope. The gas giant gives off more heat than it receives from the Sun. Credit: International Gemini Observatory​/​NOIRLab​/​NSF​/​AURA M.H. Wong

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

If Big Time Rush came out today it would be called Brain Time Rot

From The Archive: The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Grok, Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot theonion.com/the-oni...

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

i find a lot of those “best case scenario” conditions wildly implausible but even in that polyannaish world, we need an entirely new political approach or we will be right back here again a few years later

DOOCY: So what happened to the Epstein client list that the attorney general said she had on her desk?  LEAVITT: I think if you go back and look at what the attorney general said  DOOCY: I've got the quote. She said, it's sitting on my desk right now to review.

Sean Gunn on MAGA backlash to #Superman being called an immigrant "We love our immigrants ... If you don't like that ... then you're not American" "People who say no to immigrants are against the American Way, they're against what the American Dream is all about" (via Variety)

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...

'It's a Killing Field': IDF Soldiers Ordered to Shoot Deliberately at Unarmed Gazans Waiting for Humanitarian Aid www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

@infinata.bsky.social Why was Obi-Wan so shocked by Anakin’s turn to the dark side when the same thing had already (briefly) happened on Mortis?

Alderaan was just days away from having their own Death Star!

My work here is done

Rebranding leftovers as “legacy meals”

John Wayne was born on this day 118 years ago. The legendary actor’s voice was used to create the sounds of Garindan ezz Zavor in the original Star Wars. Now, his grandson Brendan Wayne is one of the actors who plays Din Djarin in The Mandalorian.

The ‘SKIBIDI TOILET’ movie has begun production. Michael Bay is set to direct.

What the fuck

The "this guy is good at what he does. Let's make him do something completely different" is such a strange take. Very Peter Principle.