The greatest benefit of reading more books is that books will very often go into weirder, more esoteric, and even kinkier bullshit than you'll ever see in film or television. *nodnodnod*

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT

#marten #mustelid

the future starts with you

Why did scientists wait so long to study the snake clitoris? Well, I presume that's at least a 3rd date thing.

From the archives don't you dare neglect the snitoris. 🧪

sleepy blue mini :> @blueskypuppy.bsky.social

A Liz scribble to make sure I can still draw #MewgleArt

#marten #mustelid

mycah comm for @kiavolo.bsky.social

One of these days I need to finally write lesbianification smut to counter the wave of smut about guys turning lesbians straight that I keep seeing...

#marten #mustelid

It is impressive that AI might actually scale *worse* than Blockchain.

i think she might who can say

LOOK AT THIS COVER! #fabulaultima

This post did numbers, so... help @comeuppance.bsky.social, a butch trans woman, stay housed. Share if you can, thank you!

#marten #mustelid

Lil locked tomb fanart because i fell into that hole #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #GideonNav #Harrowhark

Mixing arthropod style chitinous armor into dragons was quite a rarity in this era, even more so in the western art sphere. I’ve never seen this piece before but really cool to see how ahead of the game Wrightson was.

This system is so prettyyyy

tazer app

i got you

Reskeet if this is you!! #traditionalart

As a wise dog once told me, “Yeah ur straight up porn” - @pupflexx.bsky.social #nsfw #irlnudes

Hear me out, let me cook. A battle vest but it’s high vis because you’re a deergirl chaser

Pray for sick flips to Our Lady Guadalupe Art by @rationelledraws.bsky.social :3

Study Finds Gen Z Telepaths Lack Attention Span To Read Even Single Mind https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-telepaths-lack-attention-span-to-read-even-single-mind/

Olive Garden is bringing back its Never Ending Pasta Pass for the first time in six years The $100 pass gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks with no limit on visits

This poseable silicone Cammy figure is uh...

Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ https://theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dunkin-product-placement-in-nolans-odyssey/

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Liminal Horror is one of the horror games that I desperately want to run a oneshot for but haven't yet had the opportunity to. It's so cool! The best way that I can describe it is that it's about people encountering the Strange and being irrevocably changed by the experience.

I'm one of those weirdos who actually *is* openly proud of paying taxes. Maybe not to the national government, but my state at least mostly uses them for neat ventures. I love civilization! I love sidewalks, parks, running water, and electricity! Taxes are a necessary part of civic life!

panty & stocking 👼

Messages I get on Grindr be like:

Fucking on the arcade floor sofa tonight

Celestia

feels like the plot to a corny YA novel. "what if being a teenager was illegal"

#marten #mustelid

😺tail

that's it, you're going in the wolf shaped power armor bitchsuit

[ 🦇 // #furryart ] FASHIONABLY LATE FOR PRIDE 🌈⚡💖 (he/him)