Paulina π
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She/her So tired.
Happy anniversary to the time I was dissociating on break at my retail job and my manager decided to describe a lesbian bdsm manga he loves. He knew something about me I didnβt at that point and I have to respect that.
about 11 hours ago
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all of my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language
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Mys.Delphi
3 days ago
So if you share some human food to your dog thatβs okay, thats βpromoting healthier alternatives to processed dog food.β But when I share a pack of smokes with my dog, thatβs not innovative enrichment and bonding it becomes βabusiveβ and βhow does your dog drag the smoke and exhale so well???β
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kelsey (β^Ο^β)β‘
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πͺ©Yuri Delinquentπͺ©
6 days ago
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kelsey (β^Ο^β)β‘
2 months ago
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Mys.Delphi
9 days ago
Iβm just a girl
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Mys.Delphi
10 days ago
I saw mommy frotting Santa
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Toxic yuri π©·
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13 days ago
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Mys.Delphi
21 days ago
Rarity: itβs called a Truke darling. Good heavens donβt tell me you donβt know what a Truke is? Applejack: a tru..what now? Rarity: a Truke, it stands for truth nuke. All the ponies who are anypony are saying it. You really should start learning some fashionable language darling.
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Mys.Delphi
23 days ago
Cis woman ally who wears the strap so she can frot with me.
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Really disappointed that smiling friends took a stance in the Wawa vs sheetz debate. Keep your politics out of my entertainment!
about 1 month ago
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my wife keeps asking why i wont do political assassination for her like that one guy to charlie kirk for his girlfriend.
about 1 month ago
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I became a father in this dmv.
about 1 month ago
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Keiran β
about 1 month ago
take a bite out of you
#fnaf2
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πΉβ¦ ΰΈΏΙβ¦β¦Ι β¦πΉ
about 1 month ago
Reminder to not build idols Those who have clout are not prophets, they are people who as complex as you and capable of doing bad things. You should be building a community you can trust rather than seeking an oracle who turns out to be low key shitty months later.
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πΉβ¦ ΰΈΏΙβ¦β¦Ι β¦πΉ
about 1 month ago
I love my girlfriend and wife π€π€π€
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Mys.Delphi
about 2 months ago
Average tweet: illegals are transing your kids Average skeet: why the princess and knight dating in this book is a problematic power dynamic π§΅ Average Ancient Egyptian Tablet: ππ΄ ππΏ πππ π΄π ²π πΌπ ±π§ πΏπΌπͺ π ±π ππ΄ππ΄
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πΉβ¦ ΰΈΏΙβ¦β¦Ι β¦πΉ
about 2 months ago
Too many of you trannies (derogatory) need cis friends. Im begging you to go outside and live in your body and not your mind.
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Waiting 30 minutes for tater tots just for a drag queen to immediately drop her tip directly into it is actually hysterical. I love drag shows now.
2 months ago
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We did 2 years ago
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2 months ago
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πΉβ¦ ΰΈΏΙβ¦β¦Ι β¦πΉ
2 months ago
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πΉβ¦ ΰΈΏΙβ¦β¦Ι β¦πΉ
3 months ago
#poetrycult
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Date idea: we buy monster high dolls and make them scissor. π©·
3 months ago
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Carmilla save me!
3 months ago
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Mys.Delphi
3 months ago
I drove 3 hours so my wife could play a tamagorchi sexing game
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πͺ±πΌππ πππͺ±
3 months ago
Weed makes you thirsty because when you smoke the fish in your stomach get hungry and eat all the water. They start thrashing around and thatβs what heart palpitations are.
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Mys.Delphi
3 months ago
Baby, we just a couple o'chickens crossing this road together π€
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they made gooseworx
4 months ago
There's a little shrimp in my head that keeps telling me to make my stories more cruel. I love that little guy.
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Mys.Delphi
4 months ago
How did they know???
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Mys.Delphi
4 months ago
women
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lynn_hark!
4 months ago
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Nobody else is concerned about this, but I am back on my theory that the reason Ragatha didn't get Jax's breaking bad reference is because she joined the circus pre-2008.
5 months ago
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β¨ β L E N β β¨
5 months ago
Β· Lefty Β·
#fnaf
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Mys.Delphi
5 months ago
I dont drink water, I hydrate my thralls and then suck their blood dry to stay in good health
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Polyamory hierarchy, not in a primary/secondary way, but a hot vampire and her pretty little blood thralls way.
5 months ago
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Thatta girl! π©·
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5 months ago
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A first for her.
5 months ago
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Mys.Delphi
5 months ago
The squeak is coming from inside the mouse
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They put my mans in a sprinkle jar. (οΏ£γΌοΏ£)
5 months ago
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Mys.Delphi
5 months ago
I was trying to find a gif of the spinosaurus nuzzling the fuselage with its snout but I got this instead
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Mys.Delphi
6 months ago
Tgirl who gives you hrt like its communion
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this discord convo is recorded for quality assurance
6 months ago
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izzy
6 months ago
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Emmaβ’
6 months ago
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I found out
6 months ago
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Milf horse girl who pisses in my mouth so I get my estrogen dose
6 months ago
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