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The best time to go solo clubbing for the first time is by yourself when youre unsure if anyone you know will be there but when your vengeful ex is there, right?

Need a strawberry soju and to get fingerfucked till i squirt all over her hand

G-d, i sure hope so

Its be healthy October, like and repost to be healthy this october

Relistening to igor bcuz im a deeply healthy woman

Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown, this pussy will not be railed during the funding lapse. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the pussy open and support those who feed, fuel, and fuck the pussy.

they made me in an evil lab

Is there a slur for faggots yet?

Hey waffle, catch ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Ladies It october

Is there a slur for faggots yet?

pretty women with gorgeous grey hair,,

They should give me a button that lets me instantly kill anyone with a bluesky account or roughly 3 fingers in my cunt

Date idea! You murder me and leave my body in a ditch.

If I have to go, let me go like this 🐇✨️

hey donald trump, how about you take a piece of my gum?

Mfw october

happy clocktober please continue to clock my shit, more than usual even

Perfect Blue is getting a 4k rerelease in theaters 👁👁

Federal government shutdown :D

Can i make bluesky autodelete any post that hits a certain level of interaction?

"Vaping is inherently uncool" no shit, why do you think i do it?

Stupid ass question that i could probably find on google but im lazy and tbh about to take a nap: Given that trans women have to exercise the tissue post op to maintain functionality(ie dilation), do trans guys have medically mandated jacking off or anything like that after phalloplasty?

Kendrick Lamar 2025 halftime Bad Bunny 2026 halftime, did we win back football in the culture war while i wasnt noticing?

Too many things today but also Joey Beltram day

"I think we need to start laying a towel on the couch or we need to start wearing underwear on the couch, the couch is smelling like pussy"

Get LopMogged

Ice cream is kind of like revenge insofar as its best served cold, but unlike revenge ice cream comes with faggy little sprinkles and whipped cream

girl who wants to be choked

Some day im gonna be the first woman to administer the RAADS-R at basement. If you like electronic music and are interested in the possibility of if youre autistic but not so intently that you cant wait till next time we're both at the club together to find out, hmu.

When g-d sings in harmony with all his creation will my pussy not be part of the symphony?

DUMBEST FUCKING APPLE PRODUCT DESIGN EVER SUCK MY DICK

If i posted the track yall would call me predictable

Its a New Order kind of saturday

Dude around the corner is cruising AND selling 8balls gotta love a man with range

Im kinda like laura loomer in the sense that id eat food out of a dog bowl but there wouldnt really need to be 100 bucks involved