Seriously Apple, what the actual fuck have you done to IOS? Why does my phone look like Windows Vista? 🤢 #apple #iphone #ios26

Justice Gang

Everyone has harebrained schemes and silly projects that are a waste of time. Spouses, friends and family chuckle, roll their eyes, and we all move on. The problem with billionaires is that their vast resources mean they inflict these random stupid ideas on the entire world.

"That old thing? no it's not plugged in.."

Matthew 18:19 “From cloudy, to clear.”

Friday afternoon print sale, A4 prints, £10 each, only two of each available. Just reply to this saying which you want (check no one's beaten you to it first) and I'll DM you for details

I see the 'freedom of speech, defund the BBC' lot are shouting for more staff at the BBC to monitor and censor music acts again.

Fantastic Four (2025)

Arne Slot. This might be the best T-shirt design I’ve ever made. Collected the first batch to ship today and it looks even better in the flesh than on screen. So if you know any Liverpool fans please let them know about it. Available only at www.fitbatweets.com

Happy anniversary!

“If you like her then you better put a grid on it” 🎶🎵

"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"

If you see this, Quote a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.

“So you think this Tesla stock implosion is funny, do you? Well, let me tell you something that isn’t so funny. Right now Elon Musk is at home, crying like a little girl!”

A gentle reminder that Tubi works REALLY well with VPNs, opening up a massive selection of great films for free.

Repost for a chance to win 2 passes for The Charlatans, Embrace & The Coral at Castlefield Bowl in Manchester on July 3rd Tickets on sale Friday 10am Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)

Lost Highway (1997). Dir: David Lynch.

You heard the new Cap film sucks? I disagree.

New #manics album. Don’t mind if I do. #manicstreetpreachers

Aesculapian snake: Britain has a new snake species – but should it be allowed to stay?

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

I’m not saying the TNT Champions League Goals Show is the greatest thing in sport broadcast history. No, actually, I am saying that. Absolute, glorious mayhem. #goalshow #championsleague #tnt

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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

The sort of people who say "charity begins at home" really mean "charity ends at home".

The Marge Simpson Bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation

Happy Saturday Blue Sky. #leffe

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

Probably old as the hills, but it raised a smile here.

Colin Farrell talking with his real voice as #ThePenguin feels illegal 😭

Why did I get up for this? #TysonPaul

I feel like the tolerance for a boxing commenter saying “mama Mia” is less than one. #tysonpaul

Donald Trump inspecting his new appointees there…

Well, now I simply have to share this:

So many people leaving the other place, not long now until it's just Elon and Trump replying to bots

Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head.

Do you think it’s humanely possible to get back to the 35,000 followers I had on the *hellsite* in the next 24 hours? Girlies, people interested in Scotland travel, culture, folk music, Pilates, brunch spots in Glasgow. Please help me get back up there ♥️🙏

So much this.

Inside you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?

Why are you UK lads doing your Ian Gunpowder celebrations tonight? The poor lad didn't get caught lurking by a bunch of explosives until the 5th. There's a song about it specifically intended to remind you all of the precise date FFS!

'Vintage ad for the 1975 Captain Kirk mask by Don Post Studios, later used as the mask of Michael Myers in Halloween'

Downloaded PlutoTV to watch a film. The film is 93 minutes long, I have been watching now for close to 2 hours and the film has 14 minutes left. The adverts are prohibitively excessive. No wonder people are going back to torrents. #PlutoTV

I’m just back from Florida and I gotta tell you, I don’t think you need a Wallgreens or CVS every 100 yards.