SNAP benefits expire in one week.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Onion as fuck

What’s the over/under on Schumer and Jeffries wearing Tylenol pins to work tomorrow?

can the AI generate him rolling over in his grave

it was literally in a bag www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

The Democratic Party needs to be abandoned, much like how it has abandoned those who were loyal to it but weren’t billionaires or Israel. When Tucker Carlson has a better take than anyone in dem leadership, it’s time for a fundamental change.

These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.

Just like when Chump said The Epstein Files were a Democratic Hoax.......

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

🇮🇱 Israel: "We don't want war” ✅KiIIed the Gaza negotiator ✅KiIIed the negotiator’s family ✅KiIIed the Iranian negotiators ✅Bombed the Qatar negotiatiors ✅Bombed the capital of Iran ✅Bombed the capital of Lebanon ✅Invaded Lebanon ✅Invaded Syria They want peace 🤡

I despise Charlie Kirk and every hateful thing he stands for, but today’s shooting was truly horrific. Violence is NEVER the answer.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

Grindr Mike really doesn’t want to go to heaven.

Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

Remember when Trump called this guy’s wife ugly and he didn’t do anything?

As someone who has never been to a convention or thought about making/selling art, I’m glad to see they’re not letting any AI slop go unchecked.

Concepts of a spine

Pat Robertson introducing James Dobson to hell..

JD Vance and other pedophile protection party officials are holding an emergency meeting tonight over their strategy on the Epstein files. This cover-up is a disgrace to Epstein’s victims. The American people deserve transparency and accountability. Release the Epstein files.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Me three months ago:

Mostly shot in the head. Fuck Israel.

"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest

The three dudes that own the news in this country got their tax cuts. The useful idiot they put in charge to achieve this is no longer useful. The tide turns.

Bribes work!

[staring at my bloodhound gang CD of Hooray for Boobies, shaking my head] You ruined us.

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

This is genuinely the news every day

Bravo to the @miamiherald.com for publishing this list in full www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I stand with Rosie O'Donnell.

Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’ theonion.com/pam-bon...

Dan Bongino has important work to get back to

This will only get worse

whenever i see grok screenshots i remember how it's running on methane-gas generators in a black neighborhood in memphis www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

You should see Cuellar’s abysmal voting record since, too.

Gilbert the golden retriever was home with Democratic leader and Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband when a gunman fatally shot the couple and mortally wounded their beloved dog. He was with them again Friday when the Hortmans lay in state at the Capitol in St. Paul.

We need this kind of solidarity. Who among the elites can get together? It can’t just be Pritzker every time.

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

We’re taking the party back from the corrupt old guard. One god damn election at a time.

Pretty sure America just went to war because nobody liked Donald Trump's military parade.

That pandemic level urge to bake is hitting hard. Anyone want a black and white cookie?

ICE in just a few weeks has transformed itself into the closest thing that the US has ever had to a “secret police,” with more seemingly culturally in common with the Klan nightriders of Reconstruction than their federal agency brethren like the FBI or ATF. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-believ...

Translation on Trump's position on Iran: "based on the fact Putin threatened me and Israel also threatened me, and they both have my Epstein blackmail records I'm going to chicken out and pray this blows over in two weeks."