Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again. I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly. Stay Gold ♥️💜

No lunch break gang ✊

I drink Guinness for the record Not because I’m Irish, I’m not It’s the melancholy 🙂‍↕️

Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can. I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.

Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence

A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…

Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it.

Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!! *I stare intently at the sourdough*

We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit

tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo

Some recent writing ✍🏼

*looks at all the internet discourse ever* have y'all just tried not hating women?

Things I’ve done today at the clinic that are not my job: - park a random lady’s car - fix the tank of a toilet - explain the revolutionary war - help someone with their taxes - force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him —y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf

speak of the devil and he shall cum

Ketchup haters log out.

When the dystopia is too on the nose

have you ever let someone in so deep to the parts of you no one has ever seen or known? and then no matter how hard you try there shall be a shard of them in your soul forever?

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

unlimited. #pokemon #rowlet

Do you also routinely check people’s hands to make sure they are free of weapons? Just American things

Shout out my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Wilkerson for teaching me context clues and subtext I had no idea most adults in the US wouldn’t understand those things

These adult men talking about how scary cities are... I mean I would personally be humiliated to be such a goddamned loser.

When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being a cog in the corporate machine

Dance

*standing on a sheet of paper* I'm lovely on paper

I love Maggie so much. They randomly hit me last night with, “Ya know, Worf and Dax got married during wartime”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Gonna hit patients today with, “Hm, boo-boos eh?”

Good morning mutants!! Today, embrace your weirdness. Hoist your freak flag proudly into the air. I prefer the real you ♥️💜♥️💜

happy monday have you thrown ass to black eyed peas

I realize all i’ve done this week is post my cats but look at them.

man I'm tired of watching everything worst happening every day

*leans in real real intimidatingly close to your face* even if they're a protagonist

Why all these hair dryers look like the damn raygun from smash bros?

Ok no but this stunt is actually insane

Incredibly thankful in this moment for those around me. You may not know it, but you have helped keep me on the right path

someone gonna party like it's 1855

i can't believe austin powers in goldmember actually nailed how stupid the future would be

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