National Pedophile Day has been added to the list of free entry days to our parks.

"To Protect and Serve"

WTF?!?! Then why did we bomb them in the FIRST PLACE???

The boat wasn’t headed to the U.S., which we would have learned with a little due process instead of murder. www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...

trump resigns so he can do acting full time.

By “sovreignty” he means “states should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassals” bsky.app/profile/lora...

The number of convicted criminals in immigration detention is about 1.8x what it was when Trump took office. The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x** open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)

"Well, y'know, it's like normal for a 79 yr old to take naps" - Jake Tapper, expert on Presidential health cartoon Clay Bennett "Off Duty"

It's [sniff] so beautiful!

December 5, 2025 open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

Heron and Cranes

*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud *More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job *37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate *36% believe NASA faked the moon landing *1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

More than 10,000 Ohioans could return to homelessness due to a federal funding policy change for local homeless assistance programs, advocates warn. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/12/05/t...

My hears are funky so I watch in mute. Then I see a comment, "Bovino sounds like [some cartoon character]". Huh. I turn up the sound and watch again. Schnicker. A squeaky voiced twerp larping.

14th Amendment [loosely]: Born in the US is then US citizen. Now at SCOTUS is the argument for a secret clause in vanishing ink. Like: born in the US * of US citizens * is then US citizen. Birthright citizenship, and Trump's made-up "peace prize" open.substack.com/pub/chrisgei...

Here's the second:

In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.

Freerange Felines - Soul Catcher Cat Down by Wonder Parkway

This is not how that works. Financial Genius proposes going back to the 18th century before income tax when tariffs paid the bills. Current import taxes are one tenth of income tax revenues. Tariffs hit lower income folks harder. 1/2 for Inglorious Leader's proposal.

All it takes to end a war per month is have your son-in-law accept a $2 billion check from Prince Bone Saw.

JD Prance is a lying, gaslighting twat. Take your white nationalist racism and get the fuck out of the White House.

And Great Leader got a Hole-in-One on every single hole. He saved hundreds of millions of lives. He kept the hurricanes away.

Hey, man, don't bogart that joint. Chill, chill. Y'know, what if, computers are virgins. [whoosh] Well, they got those sex dolls...

The Golden Age.

ACA is overwhelmingly popular. [tho it's still shit on many issues.] That's not "sinister", that's a sign that next election is gonna be a shit show for maga.

THIS IS FU*KING OUT OF CONTROL‼️

There is no war. These are not terrorists attacking US. It's murder.

Me: I’m gonna have a good day today Politics:The fck you are

Super Karen [tm] and the Anti-Trans Industry It ain’t about Fulnecky (and the bible-citing that didn’t even happen) doing a funky, insulting essay, it’s about Curth daring to exist while trans. Parker Molloy Same Script, Different Target open.substack.com/pub/readtpa/...

But proximity to open windows does not.

The war on Christmas. "Bah, humbug", he growls.

"...if placing “live bombs” is qualitatively different from other Jan. 6 crimes, why did the Trump administration dismiss charges against Daniel Ball — who set off an explosive device in a Capitol tunnel during a fierce battle between pro-Trump rioters and law enforcement officers?"

"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst." Everything this administration tells us is a lie.

So this must mean that Kash Patel is going to tell Trump he has to revoke his pardons for the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and reinstate their convictions for sedition in connection with January 6, right

A grand jury struck down the Justice Department's new indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James on Thursday, NBC News reported.

Ricochet - Bill Pulte who went searching for any kind of dirt to charge James, Schiff, and Swalwell is now being investigated for how he got documents.

Like she said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CNN - A grand jury declines to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James after being asked to look at the mortgage fraud case against her a second time, 10 days after a federal judge threw out the initial charges against her. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...

BREAKING: Grand jury declines to re-indict New York Attorney General Letitia James after dismissal of first case. @arimelber.bsky.social reports on "The Beat with Ari Melber."

JUST IN: Grand jury declines to reindict Letitia James. Like Jen Rubin said in October: "Trump’s inability to keep his trap shut about his revengeful prosecutions against Comey and James provides defense counsel with ample proof that both cases are vindictive (not to mention groundless)."

They had to haul a guy up from Missouri for this farce.

The question was "job Cuts". A million layoffs this year. Smiley says naw they're just switching jobs. They're pining for the fjords.

Cotton: "Yes, it appears they were being eaten by sharks, but it's certainly possible they were recruiting those sharks to join the fight. A shark is capable of carrying up to 30 kilos of fentanyl on its shark back, using bungee cords. That's a risk we simply cannot take."

Might be time for another "annual check-up".

Trump’s reckless mishandling of the truth, while sometimes used to inveigle people to fall for his lies, ensures that many people don’t believe anything anymore. Can we believe in this indictment? Did the FBI get the right guy? Joyce Vance [explosives prosecutor] open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

She's saying that an Afghani shooting is the reason the Somali community must be rousted.