So..... how's YOUR week going so far?

It's the most wonderful time of the year! (sleepy confused Ramadan cats)

being arrested on your birthday is wild #AndrewMountbattenWindsor

The year is 2098. Nuclear war has devastated the lands, causing total ecological collapse and the end of civilisation - and yet curling continues over on BBC Two #WinterOlympics

wdym I have to go to work instead of watching and double bill of Frankenstein and Wuthering Heights in a gown fit for running through a castle

Let the victims down by having nobody pay any repercussions?

aside from the whitewashing of Heathcliff, I actually have zero complaints about Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights. It's just a really really good movie.

idk what Charli XCX put in Open Up but I need a 10 minute version pls #WutheringHeights

do you also sob when someone steals your nose? x

Stephen is so fabulous I want his entire wardrobe 😭 #TheTraitors

Roxy please not now #TheTraitors

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors

this series of The Traitors is such a battle of female wits at this point, the men are absolutely clueless #TheTraitors

My vibe for 2026 #thetraitors

diva down 😭 and the victim of an amazon account manager no less #thetraitors

the state of the gaydar on these people that amanda even had to come out #thetraitors

James acts like a one-episode comic relief character in Misfits who dies at the end of the episode #TheTraitors

Judy making Sam absolutely shit his pants making an early entry for tv moment of the year #TheTraitors

just sneezed so hard I bit my tongue. happy new year x

why is everyone so obsessed with Judy after one day 😭 #TheTraitors

As if Harriet Tyce is doing The Traitors 😭 ##TheTraitors

Loved that episode but if a woman doesn't win the next Champion of Champions I'm going to fight Alex Horne #Taskmaster

I'm trying to book tickets to visit the Vatican museums next month and I'm actually about to crash out Why is it so unnecessarily complicated I just want to walk in to the museum and look at it No I don't want to pay €8 for an audio guide Is this why people find religion because I need saving rn

I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.

this documentary is so Australian, in the best possible way #DeathCapTheMushroomMurders

Wrapping gifts took me over two hours this year, why did every single person in my family ask for clothes which are impossible to wrap 😶 next year I will only be buying gifts that come in a rectangular box

This is one of the most insane episodes of The Wheel ever but Sophie Willan is an absolute delight #TheWheel

not Vito catching strays 😭 #Strictly

Karen and Carlos are one of my favourite Strictly pairings of all time, they're absolute opposites in the best way and I love them so much 😭 #Strictly

Today, my grandmother told me that Hamilton sounds far too political for her liking. She much prefers the Sound of Music. You know, that totally apolitical musical about escaping from the Nazis.

I overheard a woman in my office describe the female cast of Wicked as looking "emancipated" the other day, which is objectively funny

I have never coveted a wardrobe like Selena Gomez's in Only Murders in the Building I need those coats 😭

Lidl have a snow fairy shower gel dupe this is NOT a drill!!!

this world cup just proves that even the most capitalist and nonsensical of institutions can be made infinitely worse by the involvement of Americans

Mark Curry's impression of Diddy rapping is one of the funniest tv moments of the year 😭 #SeanCombsTheReckoning

idk who the Time Person of the Year will be, undoubtedly some god awful man, but it really should be Cassie Ventura #SeanCombsTheReckoning

unsurprisingly, in addition to being a violent abusive monster, Diddy is also an absolute loser #SeanCombsTheReckoning

10000th reminder that Paddington Bear is an undocumented migrant who got on a boat without permission, looking for a safer life 😊 #Strictly

catching up on #Strictly, we're all agreed Balvinder has to win yes?

can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize in literature

imagine turning on the Diddy documentary and seeing your son/husband/boyfriend/father/brother in 4K asking him for a selfie on the street in the year of our lord 2024 💀

"leaked report describes water as wet"

It’s always the ones you least suspect

dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus

Oh Nigel was doing gentle and kind racism, stand down everyone

it's like the opening of an episode of House M.D.

Pete telling Sam to shut the fuck up celebrating when a contestant got the question wrong because he got it right is a very late entry for tv moment of the year ngl #TheWheel

loathe and resent how funny this is