On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

im a day late but if this gives rachel a clear run to the win im going to kick off #thetraitors

[Watching every institution of the American right steadily descend into fascism]: "Left? Right? What do these labels even mean nowadays"

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Do your fkn job. Stop using what each side said as some sort of proxy for doing your fkn job. Look out the window and tell people whether it's raining or not. That's your fkn job.

Sky News on Renee Nicole Good murder: "There are deeply conflicting accounts of what happened." REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar. Grow a spine.

I think we’re long past the point now that anyone can justify travelling to the US like it’s a normal functional country. Absolutely baffled by people still going there for holidays or conferences.

thrilled to announce my partner and i have become the main characters of the resort we’re at (got drunk and exclaimed ‘marty supreme’ every time we won a point in table tennis. one (1) american family found it funny)

Maybe they don’t banish any of the youngish white guys because *they* can’t tell them apart either? #TheTraitors

stephen in the turret tonight #thetraitors

WRONG PLAY DIVA!!! FIONA NOOO #thetraitors

every roundtable summarised #TheTraitors

thank you jessie! only one using her noggin #thetraitors

what is this if not proof that the police have no particular skills in deduction #thetraitors

why does every fucker here think they’re hercule poirot #thetraitors

Using her queerness to dehumanise her. Fascists.

i would be sent home so quick for kicking off at rachel being all smug #thetraitors

wait they made it so obvious and for what #thetraitors

Me making sparkling smalltalk at parties #TheTraitors

The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law. After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.

‘i just think you’re a bad faithful’ is diva behaviour love it #thetraitors

the concept of a head of comms doing fbi micro expressions training to prep for the show #thetraitors

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

diva down 😭 and the victim of an amazon account manager no less #thetraitors

the state of the gaydar on these people that amanda even had to come out #thetraitors

so many men in the series this year who would block your promotion at work then tell you to smile more round the office #thetraitors

GONE TOO SOON

hate hate hate the frisson between rachel and hugo #thetraitors

can’t concentrate cus i need to know the temperature in this place - claudia’s in a turtleneck, rachel’s in a vest, what is happening #thetraitors

our sweet scottish boy sandwiched between the two worst people in every office #thetraitors

netty seems like an absolute liability, obsessed #thetraitors

jade seems smart and cool it‘ll be really sad when she leaves immediately #thetraitors

i just know sam has become the main character of the office for the first time in his life #thetraitors

can’t get over mila kunis’ full brat era smoky eye to play a small town police chief in wake up dead man

‘shame kirsty maccoll died so young’ from mum clocking in at 10.27am christmas eve incredible restraint from the woman

My plans for Christmas? I want to push my body to the very brink of Gout and then at the last minute pull myself back

he fucking hasn’t

What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man

the idea of someone waking up and gleefully ripping into their linkedin ‘year in review’

just saw the holiday with a live orchestra because it’s my partner’s favourite christmas film and honestly? pop your feet up and get the dildo out hans zimmer

props to the woman in the cinema last night who had to patiently explain to her date what a deep fake was EVERY TIME one came up. deep fakes were a huge part of the film and every time he’d be like ‘woah! but he never said that??’ and we’d hear this enormous sigh and she’d valiantly try again

nick calling plaintively to joe from the top of the staircase is absolute theatre #celebritytraitors

lol not some gammon shouting ‘ere look a couple of LEZZAS’ at me and my partner in SHOREDITCH. like congrats on identifying your first fork in a kitchen i guess, huge day for you

just bought a halloween doorbell for whimsy reasons and i - what could this possible mean? not time, not chime. jime.

celebrity traitors mood

why does everyone on celebrity traitors keep calling jonathan ross a national treasure? did i mandela effect the russell brand radio prank? plus charlotte church is RIGHT THERE

huge shout out to the battered italian man last night who, mid way thorough act 2 of starlight express, said at full volume: ‘okay enough, thisa getting silly now’ you are my hero

gonna be speaking so much ill of the dead today, genuinely can’t wait

charming that tube strike day means half of london engages in the time honoured tradition of cycling to work. speed through red lights! don’t wear a helmet! call a nan on a zebra crossing a cunt!