huge shout out to the battered italian man last night who, mid way thorough act 2 of starlight express, said at full volume: ‘okay enough, thisa getting silly now’ you are my hero

gonna be speaking so much ill of the dead today, genuinely can’t wait

charming that tube strike day means half of london engages in the time honoured tradition of cycling to work. speed through red lights! don’t wear a helmet! call a nan on a zebra crossing a cunt!

if i was ticketmaster i would simply not show tickets as available when they’re unavailable but maybe im crazy

ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was an efficient, ordered force. #ICE is the SA, the brownshirts, generally poorly educated and unemployed men who revelled in cruelty and destruction, smashing lives and businesses with impunity. Once they had served their function, the Führer had them liquidated.

i’m not a business expert but how can a WATER COMPANY be in DEBT what have you been DOING i give you my LIFE SAVINGS every month and the water isn’t even CLEAN

why is everyone in an airport experiencing their first day on planet earth

not felt like this since sasha velour did her rose petals - c’mon lionesses 🏆

my partner’s response to trisha paytas’ baby: ‘well i guess moses was the original aqua man’ 💀

does mel know this is being televised? #queerultimatum

omg wake up babe new conclave just dropped

huge week for the word ‘sweltering’

I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

can’t believe they took the best companion we’ve had in a while, shoved her in a box and rewrote her last minute to have everything revolve around her kid #doctorwho

doctor who doing everything it can to give lawrence fox a heart attack and i approve #doctorwho

can’t believe they took the best companion we’ve had in a while, shoved her in a box and rewrote her last minute to have everything revolve around her kid #doctorwho

THE WAY WE ALL SCREAMED #doctorwho

obsessed with them putting the rani in river island a/w 2010 #doctorwho

Why these dogs so short

if a man wanted free reign to attack women he wouldn't try to be seen as a trans woman he would try to be seen as, say it with me class a police officer

Feels worth sharing that John Oliver’s excellent piece on trans athletes is now available freely on YouTube for UK viewers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=flSS...

man who opposes lgbtq rights now insists we call him by his chosen name ‘leo’ #conclave

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

not my pope #conclave

Cheers The Philippines is crying. Nice one #conclave

the seagull on the chimney means they’ve elected a chip #conclave

take a shot for every ‘most diverse conclave in history’ and down your drink when they inevitably choose the one who thinks gays shouldn’t marry

So basically just sort of banning people who enjoy a sport for fun really?

how am i just finding out katy perry’s uncle directed mommie dearest

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Honestly, never mind telling voluntary associations what to do, who the fuck is the EHRC to essentially dictate how private individuals are able to define their own sexuality?

call me trisha paytas cus i started this last night so presumably im about to give birth to the reincarnation of the pope or something

There isn't a story on the BBC News site about today's trans rights rally at Parliament Square where it's estimated 20k attended. But they did have a story last week about the Let Women Speak transphobe rally in Bristol where 100 people attended.

they couldn’t put suzie toot in the #dragrace finale because a charleston to the abracadabra chorus would’ve been too powerful

A lot of people want to separate the art from the artist, but I would settle for separating the artist from her money.

💩We want to ban trans women from women's spaces 🧐Aha but that would mean forcing passing trans men into women's spaces, the thing you claim to oppose, checkmate! 💩We also want to ban trans men from women's spaces, and from men's spaces, and trans women from men's spaces 🧐B... but THEY DON'T CARE

If they were *just* asking questions, they’d accept answers.

training for bomb disposal (trying to toast a hot cross bun without it burning to a crisp)

hang on if the all stars 10 rumours are true does that mean lydia b. kollins filmed all stars before the season 17 lip sync lollapalooza?? #dragrace

Having excluded all trans people from proceedings before it, the Supreme Court decides in favour of For Some Women Scotland.

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

again and again and yet again the privileged’s fantasies of oppression take precedence over the marginalised’s real, daily, violent oppression

Biological sexism and biological racism are being re-mainstreamed by a coalition of reactionary conservatives, increasingly open fascists, and politically and scientifically ignorant avowed "liberals".

an extremely buttoned up business woman just sang the entirety of Take Me Home, Country Roads out loud in this cafe and is now diligently back to her spreadsheets and now i can’t work because i’m fighting the urge to pull up a chair and ask for her entire life story

microdosing gender affirming care for my dad by getting him a navy blue birthday card because otherwise he gets really grumpy

#doctorwho drawing attention to the big issues: that getting someone a star for their birthday is super cringe

really need companions to go to the jackie tyler school of reacting to alien invasions #doctorwho

Onya Nurve barely in this episode but won it anyway in that Doechii Thom Browne look 😭🙏 #dragrace

almost certainly too niche but Stephen King short stories are always like: ‘i killed my deadbeat son with a magic microwave but worse: my wife is fat’ like the man cannot conceive of a greater terror than a woman who is not thin