hand on heart i truly believe it is every slighted woman’s prerogative to do a series of elaborate set pieces where they look as hot as humanly possible

at this stage gonna claim i was shortlisted for SNL UK just to join in with every single man in comedy, apparently

honestly feeling so-so about a fair few of these results from the oscar’s but waking up and knowing timothee chalamet is annoyed? that he’s angry? that he feels slighted? i’m gonna have a pep in my step all day

woman stunned to discover the depression was not, in fact, seasonal

Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???

let's talk about 'shamelessness'. @nickcohen.bsky.social is a sexual predator.

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

wait is substack just twitter now

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

This guy gets it.

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

reality check: inside americas next top model is so good for my sense of justice. not seen a pr car crash like it since ‘i don’t sweat’.

just saw someone on letterboxd who gave sinners one star give wuthering heights four and a half. i know art is subjective but i cannot imagine the sequence of events that have to occur in your life for you wind up taste that is such absolute piss.

what if he called drake a pedophile rn just to keep it going

just started pluribus and so far really enjoying ‘lesbians are just built different: the show’

This is an especially good article about why the Epstein files matter so much.

a barista just asked one of those posh girls who like shout-talk if she could please keep it down and honestly… just to witness such a thing… never felt a rush like it

i’m at the doctors and the GP’s receptionist keeps pronouncing it GEEpee not geePEE. the mass psychological discomfort in the room, this could be used by the CIA (the ceeEYEay)

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

jade calling out matthew #thetraitors

"this is fine" #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

thrilled it didn’t go, once again, to the simplest people in the castle #thetraitors

want to trust stephen but he is dressed like robbie rotten #thetraitors

James going out on a joke that isn't even a joke - Jamesing until the very end! #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

‘he was just being himself the whole time’ is such a read #thetraitors

incredible to watch the canon event of a 25 year old woman explaining to a 38 year old man how his behaviour affects others #thetraitors

James collapsed, retching on the side of the road and gasping out "Take the gold!" like he's on the brink of death deserves its own category at The BAFTAs. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

‘i will not be broken’ is pretty big talk for someone who was just sick on a mountain #thetraitors

rachel would schedule a meeting over your lunch break without a moment’s hesitation #thetraitors

People keep trying to diagnose Trump based on the wine-colored stain on his hand without considering the obvious answer. (It is a metaphorical representation of his sin he cannot scrub out no matter how hard he tries.)

Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime

I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud

thrilled to announce i watched an atomic habits business bro on his phone walk into a lamp post this morning. proper head clang, arms and legs kept going kind of thing. charlie chaplin core (in that he probably also dates 18 year olds)

faraaz you beauty!!!! #thetraitors

firmly on Team James Being An Annoying Little Shit So Long As It's About Matthew #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

‘will james use this power wisely’ or will he drop the dagger and trip over his own feet, who’s to say #thetraitors

Faraaz is just Straight Jorgeous.

I love my no thoughts, head empty King. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

Cinematic Parallels #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

the dagger is essentially a massive dunce hat, they just give it to the person who has not a clue what’s going on #thetraitors

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

Look for the helpers

harriet and jessie being vindicated is everything #thetraitors

‘i can’t let your emotions prevent me from voting’ - that’s basically all you go off in this game??? #thetraitors

LEAVE THE GIRLIES ALONE 😠 #thetraitors

faraaz and jack are so ‘we’re just normal men… we’re just innocent men’ coded and i refuse to explain myself #thetraitors

‘they’re keeping me here’ is always said by someone i could not name with a gun to my head #thetraitors

i have endless time for faraaz not lettting jessie’s murder ruin his breakfast #thetraitors

‘you’ve done fbi training and got it wrong’ can’t believe im out here cheering for sam #thetraitors