"Refridgerator Mother" all over again

🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo] 🎶

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

the fungus is stuck on a ride it wants to get off; all it wanted was some proteins but instead it's imprisoned in her evil mindslime getting eaten faster than it can eat - it cannot cry for help only to itself, an unwilling witness to slithering hatred and smug sophomoric quips. it misses the walls

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Calling people's employers in a rage for thinking that was Zach Galifianakis

A shitpost? No no, you must be mistaken. This is a pooskeet.

Ok, but why is half the Chriterion Collection very bizarre short films by Isabella Rosselini?

Thank goodness for Gail, and art.

people who want other people to stay in sad little grey boxes forever and never be happy in their bodies or desires are villains and cowards and they may be winning right now but by god they will lose as water smooths stone and roots break it, because that fierce joy is roots and water and life

Found out a friend got doxxed for posting about That Shithead on here. Reverse image searched her and everything. These people are creepy. Luckily, her employer's ONLY concern was her safety, and contacted her to warn her that somebody was creeping online.

Dessert mode ACTIVATE: Best pie: coconut cream Best ice cream: ginger Best donut: powdered Bavarian cream filled Best bar: plum (pflaumenkuchen) Best cake: Lane Best other: cowboy cookie (chocolate chip oatmeal pecan)

It's weird seeing all these people come out of the woodwork to talk about the recent assassin. My sister went to HS with the guy who murdered all those people in Sutherland Springs. All she has ever said is "He was just a nobody." He was in the background. Just some weirdo.

This vision of liberalism requires Black people to accept their humanity will always be a matter of “debate.”

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

He was just a MEAN guy who said mean things because he thought he could. This wasn't done when an elected official and her husband were killed in cold blood earlier this year. And on 9/11? Fuck all the way off Polis.

My completely unpleasant take is that you cannot make a career of inciting others to violence and normalizing using politics as a motive for violence and expect a good outcome. There has been a decade of sewing. And the reaping is of a bitter bloody harvest. My condolences to the children.

"Remember this, Try"

Just fell down the stairs with an open container of straight pins. Send magnets.

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

Fat Bear week starts September 23rd! Look at this Grazer 128. I am so proud of him!

My big problem with the phrase “granola fascism” is that granola is delicious as hell, granola does not deserve to be catching strays like this. “Raw milk fascism” is more appropriate. Thank you.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

There was also a literal meeting of psychiatrists who said diagnosing people you have never examined in the media is also not good.

My god, it's like they incorporated the first part of a suicide intervention "you are in pain and want to find a way out" and then didn't do the vital "what makes life worth living" and "I care about you enough to MAKE SURE YOU ARE SAFE" follow-up.

Unironically demanding a Butlerian Jihad

Something, something... hotel kitchen... something, something...

LMAO! All because I think secretly paying influencers to push a losing strategy is bullshit and corrupt.

I don't post much any more, but for everyone poring over the manifesto, scrawlings, and footprint following the Minneapolis shooting, here's a timesaver. The aim is to be remembered, discussed, to turn oneself into content that then becomes the next reference on a gun.

Not me going to the doctor and reciting risk factors like that bit in John Mulaney's New In Town: "I am fat. I am inactive. I have Mood Disorder: Depression."

I am challenging Joanne Rowling to a duel. She can choose the weapons or location. But she had to pay the airfare if it's 500+ miles from Colorado. Why a duel? I wish her ill.

It’s the seduction of the “silver bullet,” the belief that there remains a fact yet to be revealed that’s so damning that it will break Trump’s spell. But he’s not a witch, he’s a fascist. It’s not magic, it’s an awful movement, and you beat it not with counterspells but with better organizing.

No matter what you do, certain kinds of people are always going to assume they'd do "better" even if they have no way of even having an idea of what it was like. I guess the trick is not minding. Haven't figured that one out.

"Former site of a municipal golf course is being restored to native plants" You love to see it!

I think in tennis this is called an "unforced error".

In the USA, telling people who your Daddy is only works in prep school, and everywhere else you look like a pissbaby BRAT.

A genocide is being committed in Israel. Fascism must be resisted whenever possible Trans people deserve to live in safety Immigration is an asset to the US Whiteness is a culture of dominance There is no reason for billionaires Individualism is a lie Speak truth even into a sea of lies

Listen, we don't pay attention to studies authored by Mengle, J., et al.

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it

My toddler and I invented a game called "silly leg" where I ask him if he has a silly leg, and then he does something slightly absurd, and collapses into baby laughter. A delightful child.

The difference between men and women is not huge. Is the difference how men and women deal with loneliness? The woman who started the incel chat was looking for friends then men took it over as space for violent misogyny.