Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

remembered a good tweet

Toronto is so back

#Breaking: Canada beats Great Britain to win gold in men's curling

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

We had a good run

new year same me

I've seen this complexion before

finally the kind of hard-hitting journalism I pay the nyt for

It's Friday night baby

So close. Centimetres.

Another inning has hit the Dodgers Stadium

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

if you recognize this it's time for a stretch break

Everyone complains about the Discover feed here but the algorithms at Google, a trillion dollar company, think I would be interested in a 6.0 earthquake 5 days ago in New Zealand

"Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more" is an all timer

fuck

Holy shit, New York! Here’s the full view. #NoKings #50501Movement

tag yourself im Rëvoltive

ah yes, the American Space Program, catapulted by the definitely American-born aerospace engineer, Wernher von Braun

I *really* need to move off the Eclipse (macOS) keymap in IntelliJ

Lindsey Graham would still spin this as a win for the military

The press conference announcing the death of Osama Bin Laden was filmed by a cameraman wearing an Alex Ovechkin jersey, the press conference was right after an overtime Caps playoff game

It's really hard to overstate how hugely favored conservatives were up until two months ago. Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.) Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.

*slaps roof of weekend* this baby can hold so many errands you should probably be running

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Thank you. We're strongest when we are united.

supergenius elon sitting at his empty unthemed terminal, cackling as he runs ``` find / -name *gay* -delete ```

Our latest: Vandal Strikes Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, Rebrands It “Fat Nixon”

“[2 wins for ‘Anora’], I guess Americans are excited to finally see someone stand up to a powerful Russian.” — Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars

10 years ago today, a dress was posted on Tumblr. It was later confirmed to be Black and Blue.

it'll take a bit of getting used to, but good god this man was MADE for ferrari

#F1 preseason testing let's goooo

This has to be one of the biggest opsec fails I've ever seen in my life. The actual director of the FBI driving around in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable made even more so by it being neon red.

at long last, we have created the Computer from classic sci-fi novel "A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable, Therefore A Computer Must Never Make A Management Decision"

LETSSSS GOOOOOO

today's hockey game:

this reads like a SimCity chyron

damn I know Liberty Media wants to get more of the US market into F1 but this is ridiculous