Alexandra Djokic (Serbian, b.1970) "Underwater," 2023 Acrylic on paper 150 x 100 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

A new verse from new contributor D. N. Penglase: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁 In her final days, giraffe woman learns what has happened to her neck. — D. N. Penglase

What’d you just say? What’s good for the what?

Merge two movies: Weekend at Bernie’s Samurai

Merge two movies: Come and See Howard the Duck

Scenes from a sick day

Now through Friday if you order a book from our site that is not a preorder we will throw in two poetry zines, an issue of King Ludd’s Rag, and a random free book that’s been returned by a bookstore. Let’s go: malarkeybooks.com/store

Hello I have written 1400 words (this is a lie because a few hundred of those words are review quotes) about a book that I think is so beautiful and important, @suzyeynon.bsky.social’s novel, Terrestrial. buttondown.com/MalarkeyBook...

In the whole world there are now only seven copies of the first edition of Terrestrial, signed by @suzyeynon.bsky.social. asterismbooks.com/product/terr...

Seeing how slowly an oak tree grows from an acorn really changes the way you look at forests.

“come from filmmakers who honed their craft” is the operative phrase here.

I am deliriously, ridiculously excited to announce my story collection "Field Guide to Mediocre Men" is coming out in summer 2028 from @unsolicitedpress.bsky.social. It's a book about guys and what's wrong with them. Also what's right with them. Can't wait for you to read it!

I’m not one for watery eyes but to this day you put the first 10 minutes of Up in front of me and I’m donezo

Seen through a leaf

Scenes from a nice cloud day

Now if only Constitution Dave could slap

20s: try everything 30s: go harder on the stuff i found out i like 40s: slow down and enjoy 50s: make, mentor, muscles 60s: be selective in all things 70s: life has a definite shape 80s: work to make your 90s not suck too much 90s: probably leave this earthly plain (subject to revision)

Answering every whiny question from the kid with “ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”

Thought I'd share an "If you like, then try" post of the books I have out so far :) You can get them through Malarkey, the publisher's site or buy them signed straight from me, but they're also available where most books are sold! If you already have them or it's not your thing, sharing helps too ❤️

It's almost ready!!!!

News stories should have star ratings like movie reviews so people know just how bad some current event is.

Scene from the night / scene from the morning

the only thing left to throw overboard is the anchor I carry cross-shoulder

Ok it's publication day for TERRESTRIAL! Grateful to Alan @malarkeybooks.bsky.social and to anyone who's read or reviewed or posted about or looked at my book. Asterism has copies: asterismbooks.com/product/terr...

Pokemon Evolution: Billy the Kid -> Bill the Man -> William (deceased)

Well, that’s one way to interpret Hobbes

for the sunday crowd: Hellarkey v. 5 submissions are now open!

Scene from the backyard

This is what is meant by opinion as fact

Add a little barbecue sauce to your pancake mix if you want to completely fuck it up.

Scene from the backyard

Scenes from the backyard

I can't tell you whether a bear shits in the woods, but I'm pretty sure this one is considering peeing in the lake.

🚨NEW POEM ALERT🚨 I have a new poem in the latest issue of Milwaukee Avenue Messenger. "Doored in Front of Martyr's" is a about how I was doored by a driver while biking up Lincoln Ave, and that's when things got weird. Read the whole poem here: www.milwaukeeavenuemessenger.com/vol2-no2/doo...

Dark auguries speak the fell truth...HELLARKEY 5 is again open for submissions! Send @renbolger.bsky.social, @ossuary.bsky.social, and yer's truly your best, weirdest, scariest stories for the single most important horror publication in the history of the written word docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I read this the first go so best believe I’m gonna read this again

Every noir is a stoner noir if you're stoned.

In the new Iron Man 3 remake (2026) they change Iron Patriot to War Machine.

Surf and turf for lunch (grocery store sushi and an all beef hot dog)

Red light therapy is when I scream obscenities hitting every red on the drive home.

Out here like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton tracking storms and packages

May the 5th element be with you.

Tipper Gore thought she heard Satan speaking in Judas Priest records and it was an emergency, but the computer that has literally convinced teens to kill themselves and others? Put that in the schools, baby!

More scenes from the backyard

Y’all like t shirts

I didn’t wake up until 10:30am! I guess living under fascism is exhausting. Anyway, here’s where I’ll be today. With @emilylauracosta.bsky.social @autofocusbooks.bsky.social

"Hunter's Moon" 50" x 65" oil pigment sticks on canvas, 2026 this is a new painting

After being sold out for a bit, got a new wave of FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHANs in 🫡 It’s like a 2020’s Jonah and the Whale story but the Whale is a giant kaiju Hobbes’ Leviathan that devours lost souls in order to sustain a deathless Atlantis. An odd, dreamy anti-oligarchic dark fantasy adventure

Great Job!