Update

Some pics i took at work yesterday

A fun part of the book thing is seeing the common threads in all the reviews that are coming in — even the negative ones

Had a beer with the author Justin Bryant

ANNOUNCEMENT: new cover for the upcoming second printing of my book @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

“George might be dying, but he’ll live with me for a long time.” Very kind review from one of my favorite fellow @malarkeybooks.bsky.social authors. (Not that I’m picking favorites. Unless that’s okay)

Let it be known… the first book sold was White People (On Vacation) @alexmiller77.bsky.social

Maybe this is the moment you buy a copy of The Life of the Party is Harder to Find Until You're the Last One Around

Let’s sell some books!

Aren’t they lovely

(hearing my book may be named book of the month for a certain cool review in June) (!!!)

Read my book. Don’t trust me? Trust Joey telling you to trust me telling you to trust Joey telling you to trust me telling you the trust Joey telling you to tr

Next up on the reading list: two books that seem like they may have something in common? Excited to dive into a very early copy of @patricknevins.bsky.social’s upcoming book Pretty Joey Ross!

Snippets from some recent reviews of The Walls Are Closing In On Us 🙂

Just finished Deliver Thy Pigs. Hot damn @joeyhedger.bsky.social ! More formal review to come but here’s a little piece from it that I liked a lot:

Some might say the halfway point is really where the pigs start getting delivered (figuratively speaking of course)

Halfway through @joeyhedger.bsky.social’s Deliver Thy Pigs and

New (incredibly kind) review of The Walls 🙂

Sold! (To a Matt, sorry all you Calebs!)

I’m dead serious. If there are any Calebs out there who want to read my book (or even any other name), I’ll send it to you for the cost of shipping it.

Any Caleb’s out there who want to read it?

This is one of the best books I’ve read in a long time. Do yourself a favor and get you a copy.

A SECOND BOOKSTAGRAM REVIEW HAS APPEARED “a physical and emotional journey that the reader won’t forget” “the second half of the book blew me away”

I signed the wrong name on a book this morning, so who wants a heavily discounted copy of my book with someone else’s name in it??

New (incredibly kind) review of The Walls 🙂

Whenever I mention there's spicy bits in my book, I sell like 10 copies! Get your copy today! Usa: a.co/d/049brzh7 or bookshop.org/p/books/in-the… or barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-deser��� Uk: amzn.eu/d/01xKTlSW Irl: amzn.eu/d/002o8GHzOr: buythebook.ie/product/in-t... Or your local amazon

Hey losers, everybody else is buying my novel. Get with the program.

Sold more than 20 books today! Hell yeah!

hot

🙂 HJR forever!

Let’s sell some books!

Update

Received a couple @malarkeybooks.bsky.social imports here on the west coast today. Lovely. Stoked @joshuatrentbrown.com @johnchrostek.com

My friend has been taking pictures of my book around the world, à la flat Stanley

On a little book kick. This one was insane.

The next @malarkeybooks.bsky.social title! Terrestrial by @suzyeynon.bsky.social is beautiful and unique and worth your time!

Bookstore signing today. Someone came in to ask me questions about the book and told me it’s one of her favorite books. There are moments in this whole thing where it feels especially worth it.

Baby book, all the way over in the Philippines 🥲 (from Instagram)

My friend got me this mug

Sold a few books!

Let’s sell some books

Quick! How do I get Scottsdale’s own Emma Stone to read my book, THE LOWEST BASIN: ARIZONA STORIES, available now wherever books are sold (ISBN-13 979-8316268092)!

Google how do I get my book in the hands of a famous person who will love it so much they post it to their millions of followers

Saying “long time no see” to someone I just met because it’s true

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Longer review on G**dr***s but short review of @patricktrotti.bsky.social’s Quiet Hours: This book made me laugh and also made me quite sad. And that’s what books ought to do. “What if it’s not enough?” @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social

DC peeps! Put this on your calendar!

Kramer’s is an awesome bookstore. You should come to this!!

COOL NEWS UPDATE Kramers in DC is having myself, @joeyhedger.bsky.social, @austinross.bsky.social and potentially other Malarkers for A Night Of @malarkeybooks.bsky.social in May!!