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Malarkey at Kramers!

when people ask me what the novel I'm working on is about

30k words

I haven't written a song in probably twelve years but have written five in the last few weeks. I should probably record a very lo-fi EP or something just to get them out of my head

finished it last night. I've read it probably 5-6 times over the last twenty years. There are a few other contenders, but Libra might actually be my favorite novel

the job description is that you review AI generated content. i don't want to live on this planet anymore

when workshop tells you your story needs more interiority

Passed 20k words today

Broke the 10k marker today and it's looking pretty good so far

back on my bs (reading DeLillo's Libra yet again)

I regret to inform you that I have begun writing another novel 🤢

Logged on an hour early to try to get Angine de Poitrine tickets and 2,000 people were in the queue ahead of me. Sold out within three minutes. Crazy how fast these guys blew up (and how obsessed I am with them) www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...

all my mutuals seem to have been at either AWP or LBF recently and are posting book haul pics. just want to say that I too had a great book haul recently (particularly egregious library trip)

reading this year's BASS and if this doesn't describe the lives we've chosen i don't know what does

this story I'm working on keeps getting weirder and weirder (complimentary)

when i try to work on an old story I put away for a while and it's still not quite working

this is what having an 8yo does to your algorithm

tfw you're in a camera-off meeting and aren't contributing anything

at the point in drafting this story where I'm mostly just making notes to myself for the next rewrite

when i look up a recipe online

Update: This might be the strangest thing I've ever written but I am quite enjoying writing it.

I have not written much of anything for ~a year but have been trying to get back in the game. Realized this morning that the story I'd been working on was written from the wrong character's POV and when I switched it, the whole thing came to life. Haven't felt that in a long time. Not a bad feeling.

pretty great review of Gloria Patri here 🙏

also: I agree! I love both @austinross.bsky.social stories I've been lucky enough to publish on Short Story, Long... but something about this one that I published on Hobart 7+ years ago still kinda especially lingers for me! it's such a fun, unique, killer banger www.havehashad.com/web_features...

surely others have and just didn't mention it, but kinda been dying to hear that a submitter found and loved a story in the archives via the "random" link!

got up and wrote 1100 words of a new short story this morning

found this absolute steal online. anybody want to go in on this with me

me logging on here, not having written a word in months

says the guy who *checks notes* cast himself in several of his own movies

people in holland are buying this. what's your excuse @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

how is it that not a single one of you told me about this book that came out last month. unacceptable

I had the privilege of seeing this short film based on my story in a packed theater last night. Hopefully it won't be the last time I experience something like this but I'll be riding that high for at least a few days. The jokes were landing, people seemed really into it. I was blown away. So cool.

I had the privilege of seeing this short film based on my story in a packed theater last night. Hopefully it won't be the last time I experience something like this but I'll be riding that high for at least a few days. The jokes were landing, people seemed really into it. I was blown away. So cool.

8yo told me on the walk back from school that The Incredible Hulk only speaks in haikus and now I can't stop thinking about it

lifted some weights for the first time in far too long today

incredible HAD energy on The Chair Company

when the writing is not going well

when a story is so bad you aren't sure what to say in workshop

attn @aaronburch.bsky.social (as seen in Dan Chaon's One of Us 👀)

pretty solid haul from the little free library. if only i knew how to read 😢

been really digging this lately

some of y'all are pretty okay i guess 🥹

"I wanted to explore HOW we got to this particular historical moment, rather than just make it into some sort of potboiler." Contributor @housleydave.bsky.social interviewed @austinross.bsky.social for @barrelhouse.bsky.social! Read it all right here: buff.ly/AnnRNbb

just put one of these outside my house so the neighbors know who they're dealing with

me pretending I'm still eligible for the 5 Under 35 thing

some of y'all be like

reread this recently and it always strikes me how a different story always stands out as my favorite with each read. this time? "Dirty Wedding"