The Presidential Pardon power should be eliminated. Its utility for corruption far exceeds its utility for justice.

I can't imagine anybody getting radicalized in #Bellingham but I can easily imagine somebody getting bored into despair.

Jesus is back, but he's a Seagull

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit. All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.

Looking forward to the "Happy Thanksgiving to the radical leftist scum" tweet so I feel seen.

IDK but I'm pretty sure anybody radicalized in #Bellingham would just ride around on an E-bike keying Teslas.

If you don't give me a Nobel Peace Prize, I will start a war.

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

IDK guys: I could spend the morning studying up on #additivemanufacturing fractal algorithms, or gossip about RFK2 telling #Nuzzi how she was meant to swallow his jizz. IDK what to do guys.

They line up perfectly.

Local news headline: "Semi-carrying chickens crash" and I'm wondering how the chickens got so strong and what did they want with the semi.

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

To honor Dick Cheney, America will invade Venezuela to stop production of fentanyl they aren't making.

lol for 250 years we thought a free press was supposed to prevent tyranny but they ain't doing shit

Oh fuck off with Aaron Judge again. <sigh>

JFC, who are they going to find in these #Epstein emails?

How about they just give very newborn baby a 75-year #mortgage?

OK so far #Pluribus is delightfully bonkers

I was in #Orlando for five days and saw like, seven birds. There's no birds here.

So Dick Cheney doesn't have a pulse, that's nothing new.

BAGUETTES!!!

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Best defensive performance by a Yamamoto since the Battle of Santa Cruz Islands.

😬 This is insane tension. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 Incredible playoff season no matter the outcome. Historic #baseball.

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

I bet most of these tw@ts don't know how "The Great Gatsby" ends.

Honestly hoping Mango Mussolini will rage-tweet if the #Jays win tonight.

If not treason then why treason-shaped?

Go #Jays!

Outside looking in…

But wait! There's more~~ He must have seen an imaginary Korean general off in the distance to salute as he wobbled and wavered. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

every pitcher in this game

Whether or not the Trump regime understands this, they are gambling that their propaganda machine / internet-powered phantasmagoria will be enough to dampen and overcome any popular backlash to the mass pain they’re imposing. One way or the other, we’re going to find out.

Fire at Portland City Councilor’s home being investigated as potential arson

11,000% tariffs I presume.

Rain rain rain rain rain rain rain all fuckin weekend rain

Everybody ranting to me lately. Me:

New LEGO kit just dropped.

The Parliamentary system's simple vote of no confidence is a far superior check than our impeachment.

"Is the cow from Argentina?"

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?

I'm still waiting for my #Soros protest money.

Seattle No Kings from the monorail