Lo-fi and chill?

There may be certain times when a joke about one’s entrepreneurial acumen could be a bad idea

Songs that give me the ick: Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

I know your name isn’t Eugene but you look like a Eugene Eugene

Uwu

why do i hide my flaws, they're perfect

So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight

Sleep Token sounds like Christian Rock

I don’t care if the label says do not take with alcohol… I’m a risk taker

You have to say “Touche” as well

Most of the time people are not advanced enough to understand my brilliance

It's that time of year that depression is replaced by ✨seasonal depression✨

I need a social media break. Also me Normal depression is being replaced by…

If I see you on here again I’m am roasting

Half on a sack

DLST can eat a 🍆

Damn I guess I missed a killer set

Dislike me..harder.

Is someone crashing out?

i’m like a cryptid if it ran off redbull

I want Taco Bell doesn’t necessarily mean I’m hungry, but I’m hungry always means I want Taco Bell.

@deviwestside.bsky.social go to church

Full bars are for quitters Full packs are for closers

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me! 🖤🤘🖤 #musicsky

I haven’t smashed any simps lately I need to stop being civilized

Me: let me serenade you baby *sings Lemonade by Gucci Mane*

If she doesn’t serenade you in a Snapchat video sitting on the toilet singing Die Young by Kesha , she doesn’t love you

Bitches be acting like their moms ain’t teach them better

Sometimes I want to fight just because

We need to microwave silverware more.

I think I might hate the internet.

Before you dm me, you should know... I will either say absolutely nothing or I will overshare so much you'll regret saying hi. There is no in between.

I just wanna lay here and have someone feed me pizza.

And it ain’t a strip club if they ain’t showing pussy is kinda wild

Aren’t we all supposed to be at work right now?

cocaine so introverted it’s called solcaine

*brings a messenger to a gunfight*

I’m all yeast, no bread

If I was a scientist and also had a period I would create a device that relieved all of the agony with out ending humanity

It’s a cycle

When you say Hi! And they respond “Hi”. All I read is “You are a terrible person. Bye.” 🥲

Murder, She Begged

Murder, She Mansplained

my fav thing about women is when they’re like I’m a delicate flower then go shower in lava

hi I’m Gucci Mane and welcome to jackass

This bitch don’t know about Pangea

Everyone post cats in blankets

I work very hard on being a kind and gentle creature. I have nothing on Ki. She has brought many of us endless joy over the years. Please consider helping her in this time of need, as she has done for others many times over.

Imagine sex with me. Now add sock puppets and silly string

I never participate at office potlucks