Lizzle
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British Science/ Chemistry teacher living in Germany. She/her 👩🏻🔬🌍🏊🏼♀️📚🌱
Well this is a heart warming post that made me smile 👩🏻🔬
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Lev Parikian
11 days ago
The first YOURSELF of the series. Momentous.
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The Onion
17 days ago
Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons
https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
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Spanish Steve
21 days ago
It's outrageous that British banks and Government agencies are dependent on a foreign company like Amazon. The real irony too is one of those agencies affected is HMRC the tax office. Considering Amazon pay little to no tax in the UK that really is taking the piss 😬😬
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Dr Tim Galsworthy 🗃️
26 days ago
Me trying to make friends at a conference
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Jon Cooper
about 2 months ago
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Two of my favourite niches
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2 months ago
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Dave A
2 months ago
At last, some proper British vandalism. (source -
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I think the tangents in FP1 'commentary' are some of my favourite parts of an F1 weekend!
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3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
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dag
4 months ago
The Asphalt Path A couple, through no fault of their own, are thrown off Birmingham’s No 11 Outer Circle bus and resolve to complete the circuit by foot. In doing so they have the spiritual awakening of spending half the journey walking towards Solihull, and the other half walking away.
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Ariadne Griffin
5 months ago
somehow there is not a single fanfic on AO3 in which the Funky Pigeon pigeon and the MoonPig pig passionately kiss after sending each other secret love letters.
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6 months ago
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Ariadne Griffin
6 months ago
shouting "NEW POPE!" at anyone smoking a vape.
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Scott Bryan
6 months ago
Rylan’s facial expressions are marvellous here.
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The Onion
7 months ago
Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt
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Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt
VATICAN CITY—Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. “I found all the eggs tucked away in the Pietà, the tabernacle, and confessional, and the one I hid in the hands of the embalmed body of Pope John XXIII, so the last Easter egg has got to be down here somewhere.” At press time, Pope Francis was reportedly filled with disgust after rolling up the sleeves of his cassock, reaching into Leo X’s coffin, and touching the putrefied remains of an egg from 2016.
https://theonion.com/pope-francis-scouring-papal-tombs-for-final-easter-egg-1819579859/
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The Onion
8 months ago
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
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Gina Dalfonzo
8 months ago
I've gathered by now that "outie" or "innie" are "Severance" references, but I've never seen it, so to me all of these sound like belly button references, which makes social media vastly more entertaining.
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Jack Tindale
8 months ago
What an incredibly unsettling slogan.
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A trip to the Netherlands meant seeing my first daffodils in the wild for 2025 💛
9 months ago
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National Trust
9 months ago
It’s
#NationalSnowdropDay
! Snowdrops, also known by the botanical name Galanthus, are one of the first plants to flower in the new year. ‘Drifts’ of snowdrops make for spectacular photos, so tag us in your pics and we’ll reshare them to our followers 📸 📸James Dobson
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Auschwitz Memorial
10 months ago
Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.
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News Eye
10 months ago
A paper that understands its responsibility, in a country that knows it when it sees it. Impressive from Die Zeit. Refuses to show the salute, but calls it out for what it so obviously was. Headline: “A Hitler Salute is a Hitler Salute is a Hitler Salute”
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Laura
10 months ago
Massive budget show and they still give them diluting juice for drinks with their dinner. I love this country 💙
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Dan Ellis
10 months ago
Feathers McGraw made a special guest appearance on
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WaheyStarRoyCo
10 months ago
Will be using “Sorry I’m not a sailor!!” any time someone queries anything I say or do at work from this point on
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Jack Yeo but it's November now
10 months ago
🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations🎶
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The Onion
10 months ago
'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder
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Sophie Hall
10 months ago
Lisa ditching her priest collar but then pulling out ‘as god as my witness’ the second things get nervy at the round table
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The Onion
11 months ago
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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Scott Bryan
11 months ago
Honestly Gromit has to put up with so much shit.
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Forever a favourite!
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11 months ago
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The Race
11 months ago
MCLAREN WIN THE CONSTRUCTORS’ CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1998 🏆
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The Onion
11 months ago
Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4
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Die Mim
12 months ago
Noch 1 Tag bis Adventskalender.
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marie
12 months ago
i’m an album girly playlists are cool but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally
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