come on, pawpaw pollinators. do your thing

#caturday stretch

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

there are some many great lines, but my absolute favorite bit from the show

the idea of a grand prix in DC is incredibly stupid for many reasons however I would support it if it were this www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVlc...

why are republicans so interested in touching teen..oh, wait, now I hear it. that totally tracks

"We had to say 'JNCOs' cause Saddam Hussein had stolen our phrase 'huge dumbass jeans.' I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up because I kept tripping on my JNCOs."

It’s the 25th year anniversary of Invader ZIM…

Invader ZIM premiered on this day 25 years ago! So proud to have been part of every iteration of ZIM over the past quarter decade of pitiful human time. (Pictured: What I look like now.) #InvaderZIM

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

From the first trailer of "Forgotten Island" (Dreamworks Animation). Directed by Joel Crawford & Januel Mercado. Inspired by Filipino folklore. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8RH...

god grant me the serenity to accept the bellies i cannot safely pat, the courage to pat the bellies i can, and the wisdom to know the difference

don't threaten me with a good time

Whatever you think of him, you have to respect that Robert E. Lee was a slave-owning rapist piece of shit who got a lot of people killed for what might be the single worst reason imaginable and also he lost.

and I've got a rock that keeps tigers away

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

look at this tortellini #catsky

inside you are two wolves sorry, I've been feeding you a LOT of wolfmeat

This year is the 25th anniversary of Invader ZIM, and you can get this disgustingly overstuffed new print by ME, an actual ZIM character designer. How? Pre-order my cool new monster comedy comic SHOCK CITY PUNKS and I’ll send you the print for $4 (plus shipping). Offer dies April 21st!

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

I’ve been lost inside of a Buc-ee’s for three days now. I was warned to stay the hell away and I didn’t listen and now I’m being stalked by this labyrinth’s Minotaur, a giant beaver man that leaves only shreds of barbecued flesh in its wake.

Sitting here as a Black person, thinking about how I am not allowed to say “I told you so” in a few years when the guy with the SS tattoo turns out not to be a key ally for multiracial democracy

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I just saw someone's comment on the new Dune trailer: "My grandfather had the Star Wars trilogy, my father had the Lord of the Rings, and I have Dune." Now wait just a god-durned minute there...

I like you, Stewart. Have I ever told you about what the Swedes are doing to the soil?

If you didn't know this already have a fact to brighten your day. This is my cat Boris when he played Jones in Aliens. He was picked because he would hiss on camera because he was not a nice guy.

these are the bone spurs, right?

[pounds table] CHALAWORM CHALAWORM CHALAWORM

Europeans when being asked to unblock the strait of Hormuz

and that's it for #AwesomeCon 2026. time to add the badge with the rest and wait for next year

#AwesomeCon day 3 swag

even their thirst traps are the worst

Iz Sunday -I understand. I can’t fix the clouds SUN DAY -Yes. Also a snow day. Needz sunbeam. For warms. -There’s no sunbeam there- FINE *stomps across couch* -…there’s no sun in that window either FALSE ADVERTIZING!

#AwesomeCon day 1 swag

Help! Did you take Michael Silverman’s Semiotics 66 at Brown University? Or TA for it? Do you know anyone who did? Trying to find a syllabus for it, from the early-mid 80s If I can’t find a syllabus I’m trying to recall which films he taught If you can help w this please let me know? #FilmSky

You know what? Fine, tech bros. You win. You get to do algorithmic pricing. But in return, we get to do algorithmic taxing on everyone with a net-worth over $5million. As a little treat.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

don't pour salt in your eye

first day of #AwesomeCon means late lunch/early dinner at Chinatown Express sadly, no @eldjee.bsky.social to share the bounty

Why does Alex Karp always look like Taika Waititi after he has been kidnapped for two weeks

In two minutes this doctor explains why anti-trans hysteria is completely unscientific and based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how transitioning facilitated through the medical system actually works

i have hired this plushie to stare at you get yours at www.makeship.com/products/sta...

so newspeak, then?

fancy dijon syrups