damnit, paramount+. when i say autoplay OFF, i mean autoplay OFF

See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth

guess you guys shouldn't have worked so hard to put him in office and to continually downplay the insidiousness of his actions while patting yourselves on the backs for how fair and balanced you are huh

New York London Paris Munich Everybody's talking bout SNOKE'S TUNIC

A) this is ADORABLE B) never have I ever heard anyone with this accent say the word “grams.”

I loathe the cult of the car.

lawyers: that's not how this works other legal experts: that's not how this works people who passed HS civics: that's not how this works SCOTUS: ...maybe we should hear him out

i don't wonder whether mitch mcconnell is still alive, i wonder why he ever needed to live in the first place.

The Executive Director of the Maine Democratic Party: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8G9US5e/

make a wish theory of this admin is undefeated

I wish to complain about this senator what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique

Man, I feel bad for the creative team on this. Imagine thinking you’re working with “the Invader ZIM team” but it’s really just, like, one person in the Paramount licensing dept. www.comicsbeat.com/invader-zim-...

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

oh look, the invisible hand of the market at work!

I double dog dare u, Maine

Stop listening to this man - he has horrible judgement.

I picked up a 1975 oscilloscope to make cool visuals with and holy shit it is so sick 😍

today is weird on my feed because I have the left blaming the centrists for oysterman and the centrists blaming the left for oysterman, and the real culprit of course is a modern-day warrior, mean, mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride. Though his mind is not for rent, don't put him down

platner apologists can go ahead and file a "sorry, you were right, we were wrong, we fucked up and wasted an incredible amount of extremely precious campaign time, money and energy on a piece of shit instead of backing an actual candidate" document to the rest of us when they're ready

hot dog man dot gif

so...six more years of collins, then?

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

THE TAKING OF ANDRE 123

It's not appropriate for cis people to say that trans people are too alarmed, or that certain trans writers are irresponsibly causing trans people to think the sky is falling. I want to take some time in this 🧵 to write personally about how my skies have fallen.

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

Oh, so now it's GOD'S fault

the Venn diagram of people who want to see Trump, who want to own the libs and won't wear a mask is a circle

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

not really looking forward to the long lines of (non-white) women being forced to take pregnancy tests under the watchful eye of a TSA or CBP agent before being allowed into the country

awwww (soft cell at wolftrap)

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

good thing right-wing media hasn't been feeding their supporters a steady diet of "CITIES EVIL" for years and years

"Ok, technically the contract went to a guy who never did fireworks before but he's said very nice things about me."

15 Dems, 4 just candidates, put out a right wing Promise To America: scary facist undertones in a pathetic imitation of the GOP's 1994 Contract with America, just as mean but mealy mouthed wording. See link to list of jerks who must lose power www.thepromisetoamerica.com/signatories

posting feets #caturfay

was informed by the woman working the till at the thrift store as I bought meredith brooks' blurring the edges that "she is the baddie who is popping off right now" also, I am but a pile of dust skeeting this to you

today's thrift-store find. I would presume that one would put their weed in it #thrifting #thriftstore

I've seen Aliens. he can't be trusted

I really am curious as to just how many of these are actually going to be issued, at least as long as they remain "commemorative" trump's base, they don't really strike me as the kind who a) want to travel outside of the country and b) certainly don't want to travel into DC to submit paperwork

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

John Landis didn't destroy over 100 cars in The Blues Brothers so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

most likely not its final place, but it gets it off the floor and visible #art

Okay. Ai can go bankrupt then. This is not our problem, this sounds like a rich tech billionaire problem.

who was it that wished the replica of Trump’s arch would look like the Stonehenge in Spinal Tap bc I’m about to have great news for you

always forget how inferior airplane II is to airplane! but you do get the occasional gem: Controller #3: Get me Steve McCroskey! Controller #2: Are you kidding? Ever since Reagan fired the air traffic controllers he's been completely senile! Controller #3: Yeah, but what about McCroskey?

some $9 art from the thrift store

petrichor

It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule