Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News

Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz

I hate AI. And the Iranians put this out. But O.M.G.

Ultimately Silicon Valley’s fatal flaw is that it has a glut of losers in a loser echo chamber and they have no idea why nobody else thinks their ideas are good and fun

Woke up this morning with the song “ What do we do with a drunken sailor” in my head but instead it’s “What do we do with a demented pedo”

Video shared with @mprnews.org of tornado damage on Marion Rd in SE Rochester. This home completely destroyed. No word yet on injuries.

“Never Learn How To Clean Fish” Book of My Mother

That’s more like it, keep it up

Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company.

This is fun!

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

German soccer team awards peace prize to St. Paul bar owner More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/german-soccer-team-awards-peace-prize-to-st-paul-bar-owner

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

“Look, I appreciate the pope’s efforts, but he just doesn’t understand Catholicism” is such a funny stance that so many people are taking. I’m not Catholic but I’m pretty sure the pope knows ball, so to speak.

it just lifts my heart to feel heard. thanks, ICE lawyer. 💜

Again, which is why we need to regulate this nonsense. Where it works, let’s use it to make life better, but in so many cases it just doesn’t work

How did Magyar win? A long running grassroots campaign in rural and small town Hungary; a refusal to be distracted by government propaganda; a focus on economic issues and corruption; a central promise to bring back democracy and the rule of law

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

lataco.com/anti-ice-par.... Brilliant

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/a.... Legendary

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/t.... Fun article

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Marge not holding back

Watching Viktor Orban concede an election is another reminder that Donald Trump is a convicted felon who appears over 30,000 times in the Epstein files and is a delusional, incoherent, traitorous toddler who is destroying the country and a threat to the entire world.

This is so brilliant

Omg omg omg

The President of the United States and the Secretary of State are attending a UFC event tonight as negotiations with Iran collapse in Islamabad—raising the risk of a massive war restarting. 📸 Julia Demaree Nikhinson/Pool via REUTERS

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Look at the women at NASA. They are the ones pushing the boundaries of science, solving problems most people can’t even understand, and carrying this country forward, while our politicians right now posture and stumble through talking points. And they are doing it all with joy.👇

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H.

A magistrate judge will be able to review and consider releasing Jonathan Ross’s personnel files and materials that capture the hour surrounding Good’s shooting.

Northern Virginia Will always be defined by Teslas with stickers That say they bought it Before they knew the evil And yet cannot sell #NaPoWriMo 8

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

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I am amazed at this photo

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Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."

I love that the book banning little freaks get booted from school/library boards basically every time AND I want to shout out the wine moms they radicalized who were like ‘oh fuck these people, I’m running for school board.’

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today: Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

I think he’s going to nuke them

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization