This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)

Even if this were true: a) is that relevant to the question you were asked? b) that's not in your job description c) if you need a definition of "relevant", get your own dictionary d) back to the question, madam

No wonder their king is a whiny bully with no ethics, beliefs, talent, wit, wisdom, or achievements. Apparently you can't just get respect automatically for being a rich white dude, WHO KNEW.

I think they believed, even more, that winning elections and taking control of the government would produce *respect*, the thing they crave. But you can't buy, or compel, respect, and that makes a lot of MAGA world bonkers.

I missed this one at the time, but wowzers, this encapsulates the Republican party since 1994.

Wait, what can be worse than Les Moonves becoming obsessed with ruining Janet Jackson's career-- blacklisting her from CBS and Viacom (meaning MTV, VH1, and two of the biggest mass-media/radio broadcast companies in the nation)-- because he was pissed at her for being "insufficiently repentant"?

I remember when I took a job with an IT contracting firm and they had me working for a big agribusiness firm. I had to do a safety training to get access to their plants, and they told me something that will always stick with me... "The regulations are written in blood."

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

"'I’m just afraid that the general coarsening & degradation of American life has somehow conditioned people not to take this as seriously as we should....' Raskin said, noting that files he has seen contain discussions regarding girls as young as nine years old." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Two Super Bowls in a row, it has sucked to be named Drake.

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

Damn, this looks like fun. Honestly never heard Bad Bunny before tonight but that was a great show.

Just had a Super Bowl halftime where the singer: 1) boasts about the poor place he’s from; 2) boosts the value of agriculture; 3) celebrates small town life; 4) highlights the joy of inter-generational celebrations; and 5) promotes marriage. And tomorrow, the MAGA movement will attack it.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Macbeth currently shitting his pants

SERIOUSLY STOP THE FUCKING A.I. ADS I DO NOT WANT ANY JUST GO BACK TO BEER AND CARS also a good "fuck ice" chant would be acceptable, just saying

Thus far in the Superbowl I have seen no fewer than four A.I. commercials-- not made *with* A.I., made for A.I. agents. I'm becoming convinced that the billionaires intend to replace all human employees and see nothing wrong with that because the only metric at play is "do we make more money".

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

I am currently remembering a fight with my niece the day after Election Day 2016, in which she was astonished that I would call Trump racist (among other things). Hope she's thinking of that right now, too, because maybe in future she can learn to notice this stuff BEFORE it gets this blatant.

I don't want a peerage any more than I want a king. GO HOME.

We already know Republicans are not doing okay, anyone else think this is a cry for help

I'd been wondering if there was more to freak out about, and apparently YES, yes there is.

Democrats should also take note that the old guard can't change their rep and won't change their ways. They grew up in a world that wasn't built to funnel all the wealth up and away. They could pay for college without loans. They could buy houses in their 20s. They aren't equipped for this fight.

Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less

An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate it

How do they manage to sound this ridiculous all the time? OUR BRAVE SMOL BEAN ARMY STAYING STRONG IN THE FACE OF THE TERRIBLE WHISTLES AND LACK OF RESTAURANTS... RIGHT RIGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO STOP THEM FROM CONSTANTLY BRUTALIZING AND MURDERING RESIDENTS OF THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW CITY

Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.

Talk about toxic masculinity. Do these smol bean fascists think that’s what women really want?? (Hint: we do not.)

Getting the impression that ICE is gearing up for a pogrom in Springfield, Ohio, which was ground zero of Vance’s lies about Haitians during the campaign. Haitians lose temporary protected status on February 3rd. Reporters, lawyers, neighbors — please get ready.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

The immigration meter maids tried to ENTER A FOREIGN CONSULATE? Root and branch, people. We need to rip out this agency ROOT. AND. BRANCH.

I talked to one of the r/MassiveCock posters who decided to bring anti-ICE conversations to the subreddit. "... Nothing in life should feel ‘normal’ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said. Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k

WHAT JUST NO JFC, no wonder every other country is scrambling to get away from us. Trump's first election might have been an aberration, but our failure to course-correct, ELECTING HIM AGAIN, and the utter collapse of checks & balances has destroyed the last of the world's trust in us. FUCK.

ICE is changing tactics in Maine: "Now, the volunteers in Maine say federal agents have started showing up at their homes and intimidating them or threatening arrest. Some of them, masked and wearing tactical gear, have issued stark warnings not to follow them." www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/i...

A lot more people should know about the bravery Marimar Martinez displayed in the midst of Chicago’s occupation and the murder of two observers in MSP. They tried to kill her, shooting her 5 times, and it’s a miracle she’s alive to push for transparency like this after being persecuted by the DOJ.

I said what I said about the silly people who say, "But there has to be a path back for MAGA folk!🤡" There has always been a path back. It's never been an issue at all. Many anti-MAGA folk spent some part of their life on the hateful side. But the path back involves repair. Undoing harm. Like this.

This seems like a bad plan in so, so many ways. Suit up, folks, this one looks like it's gonna be a doozy.

I need people who were wrong about everything to actually look back and recognize that there was a reason they were wrong and maybe they need to update their understanding of the world. Otherwise they don't really think they were wrong.

Imagine being shifty & making a bunch of evasive excuses to teachers, golly, how ever did they figure it out 🤡

A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.

Every time I remember the 28th Virginia Battle flag I feel compelled to remind non-Minnesotans about it. Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Non-masked MN National Guard are out handing out hot chocolate, coffee and donuts to protesters. One simple act has de-escalated the situation and helped gain the trust of people. See the difference between professional soldiers and the pretend tough guys in CBP and ICE?

All this. I grew up in theater, moved to publishing, and took a reluctant multi-class in local politician. I have spent my whole goddamned life doing the impossible for polite applause and the occasional tossed fish.

Let "We'll take it from here" put some sand in your spine.

When you've lost r/catbongos...

🚨"It's the kind of energy that ICE gives; it's the guys that were nerds in high school and they're trying to make up for their lack of manhood," -Minneapolis protester Kevin holding up giant MICRO PENIS sign to describe ICE. LIVE NOW⬇️