his final message…

On my third coffee to accompany my second homemade cinnamon roll after a nice hour run. Got rained on of course but that just seems to be the New Zealand way. Let's go 2026.

What no one ever mentions is that Peters thought there was fraud in a county that trump won almost 2 to 1 in 2020. Like how stupid do you have to be to think that this landslide of a vote in Trump's favor was somehow not enough in his favor. North Korea shit.

She never thought the leopard would eat her face

The dumbest mfers in the world. Reading comprehension level zero.

Southern hemisphere Christmas continues to fuck me up. Hot as hell on my run and every place seemed open and packed. Instead of Christmas music I'm playing classic rock.

Bari Weiss killed stories critical of the regime the right way - Ezra Klein

To Wilhoit's Law and JKG on conservatism as "the search for a superior moral justification for greed," add Goethe's "I prefer to commit an injustice than to endure disorder," and you have pretty much have the whole deal, right there.

Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible? Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked. Christian Clothing CEO: What.

Uhhhhhh this is way worse than you think it is

What law for the rich and connected? Just obscene levels of failure across all elite institutions.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Except for me because i am the GodKing of the Pale Lands where stars are captured and drained of their radiance while soft children lie laughing and Emperors fall into a black hole and endlessly are torn apart while i feast on all of it. Look upon me mortals and my fivehead - i will consume you all

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

And just saw a guy hit on his bike in the exact same way I almost got hit yesterday. Car turned left.into him as he was going straight. We stayed with him and tried to keep him comfortable until luckily a doctor/emt showed up with his kit. Took a bit for the ambulance. Hopefully this guy will be ok

Almost got run over today for the first time here in Christchurch while on my bike. Thankfully the brakes on my bike are very good. I had right of way but the Ford Raptor didn't care. Lots of protected bike lanes in chch but I'd like to see more. This happened when I was riding in/with traffic.

Peter from @ifbookspod.bsky.social was far to kind to Elon re: his intelligence and capability on their most recent podcast. Elon is truly a dipshit.

Hello friends, I recently lost my health insurance + benefits & am currently looking at a bill of over $16,000 for which I cannot pay. This would not necessarily be an issue if I were not visually impaired and currently out of full time work, but I am humbly asking for assistance now. Any bit helps.

rare post that gets better with every single word

THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

Peak male performance

It's not expert's say, ffs. Does not apply to State charges. Tina can rot in prison.

🤣

just got the one thing from the shops

"there's a new serif in town"

The USPS is a service, not a business. It does not have to make a profit.

Jimmy Fallon: ...so you'll just consume everything. Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW. Fallon: That's so wild.

As anyone from CO knows Polis has always sucked. CO deserves better statewide elected Dems.

Fuck it, I'm making an afternoon coffee.

someone had money to lose on this and decided appropriately. What a ludicrous call

Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

Incredible shit . I've spent time in OKC and Tulsa. There are no urban elites in that State. It's a fucking oxymoron

The worst and dumbest mfers on earth have pushed it so hard so I have reflexively been a hard no on this bullshit. Fancy clippy can go to hell.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

i think we have to throw everyone involved in this down to the seal officer in charge in prison for war crimes honestly

in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Ive seen a whole lot of pictures of turkeys and various other meat like objects posted today that make me glad i am a vegetarian. A whole lot of you need to learn how to cook. jfc.

Truth.

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Socialism for the rich and dog eat dog desperate capitalism for the rest of us is always the rallying cry of the over privileged.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? A round cookie with one bite out of it, looks like a C A round donut with one bite out of it, also looks like a C But it is not as good as a cookie Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C But you can't eat that, so C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEYEAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!

It's that time of year