back when i was in uni i liked thinking about pika in stem #pikachu

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

"YOU ARE THE REDDEST PERSON EVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

sugoi

the ideal boss battle theme should be melodic and have an electric guitar riff, but should also sound like "23 dead today at the acme productions"

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

I still had windows on the game room pc bc for some reason I thought that the valve index wasn't compatible with linux for some reason. but the more I thought about it the more odd that was, so I tried again and it sort of just worked easily?

I think trying to get "senior engineer" before the industry collapses and I have to make a living at the gambling factory where my day to day will be trying to figure out probabilities of statesman dying in specific time periods is a modest and attainable goal.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

i would rather your tv be flat the floor than above the fireplace

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

bluesky is a website where clicking on "groundhog day" in trending isn't a good day to find out if the thing saw its shadow or not, but it is a good way to see a political cartoon of kristi noem shooting a groundhog or movie posters for a groundhog movie (but not the one you think!)

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

even if the lack of snow is disappointing i sort of love the sub 20 temperatures? i have reasons to wear my nice warm clothes and snuggle up in blankets and have warm drinks? it felt absolutely invigorating to take a walk?

Talking in a group is hard

deciding to kill a 500+ day duolingo streak

So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

Happy oot Thursday

Reposting this for no particular reason

I just think they're neat!

The TACO cycle: Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank. So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

scully you're not gonna believe this

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity

holybfuck I gave up on this years ago. turns out I was like one Gulliver away from it when I stopped playing four years ago. literally quitterMiningForDiamonds.jpeg

ATTN: i have retired from calling posts, skeets. its juvenile. thank you for reading my cumblast

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

I never fully understood Muppet lore until AI Overview stepped in. Thanks Google!

everythiiing🎵 I have to saaay🗣️ would get me baaanned🎷 or on a liiist🎶

tomorrow is unique because my to-do list includes both "remove bird" and "will smith speech"

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

We’re all thinking it

so worth the watch

apple tv: if you want a show where person is two people, or one where people is one person

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.