They’re always doing this to me.

u would not believe ur eyes halo 3 coke and fries

Saw Titanic for the first time, and you won't find me being contrarian on this one. Maybe I'm a sap but frankly I don't think people were hyping it up enough the last twenty-five years I've been sentient.

this is your roulette healer's setup

What if Bluesky doesn't have to be Important. What if social media doesn't have to be Important. Remember less than 20 years ago when social media didn't exist and we just hung out on forums and anyone who suggested the forum was Important would have been referred for a wellness check.

trump & co trying to use any political capital generated by an assassination attempt as leverage to expedite the construction of a ballroom is simply very funny

indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents

alms

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie gets kudos for using the main theme from the hit 2007 Wii classic, "Super Mario Galaxy", instead of a-ha's 1984 hit "Take On Me".

A wedding on the battlefield

i think the overton window has moved too far in the "it's weird that adults drink milk" direction and I think I need to be performatively and belligerently pro-milk to try and get us back to a rational consensus on this.

i thought peanut butter crunch was the default for years because it was the only variety of captain crunch of which my dad thought highly enough of to feed his growing boys with

Hey, is this story true?

working from home

come on man.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

Sponsored Santa Claus: “Now, DoorDash! now, Datadog! now, Pepsi and Tubi! On, Coinbase! on Cisco! on, Northrop and Grumman!"

mega man star force 2 is so much worse than 1. every minor antagonist in 1 is someone being exploited through insecurities, and having to complete an actual arc to expel the aliens. the minor antagonists in 2 are like "i'm rich bitch and i love money!".

finally comprehending the monty hall problem has pissed me off profoundly more than not understanding the monty hall problem. we need a moratorium on statistics as a field.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

you can simply not like weird al but I feel like if someone actively dislikes mr yankovich and feels the need to let you know, it's a huge red flag

MIKE D: Cranial hemorrhage means we got a brain EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG

the energy of the dles after that announcement was something else man

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes! #illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

Endless cycle

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Pyro's voice turned out so good...... #TomodachiLife #TF2

want to play resident evil 1 remake 2 before I play resident evil 2 remake 1

today's scores: rare disney game and watch for a fraction of the standard resell, mega man battle network 1 cib

not if i eat t

guy that rents a karaoke room for 2 hrs and listens to the midi version of wonderwall without singing along while eating french fries and kewpie mayo (i'm not him)

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

PaRappa the Tripsitter (repost)

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It is an absolute displeasure to report that the Japanese are indeed cooking with their sweet corn and mayonaise pizza.

I've been seeing a lot of this lately. Tl;DR version: Lovecraft did not experience an epiphany regarding his racial prejudices at the end of his life. This misconception was in part deliberately fostered after his death. However, Lovecraft's views did change over time. Read on for details.

Frank Herbert's Dune

Perfect

mfw yoshi is in the book confirming he's on the island with mr. e

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety