Listen up, we had TWO Julie Browns in the 90's. You new muffuckas could never compete with that

ONE WEEK! THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB is back in print! MILK & CHEESE is back in print! DORK is back in print! In one big, bad clusterfuckathon 648-page omnibus of comics that have won 5 Eisner Awards, Two Harveys and an Ignatz. NERD INFERNO! pub @darkhorse.com It's real! It's $35! Beware! Prepare!

A healthcare crime thriller called MODERATE 2 SEVERE.

we all know I have no life, so:

I didn't use the word "hagiography" in my review of "Michael," and I should have. www.slashfilm.com/2152198/mich...

"Tea. Earl Grey. NOT!" -Wayne-Luc Picard

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Can your fursona be a lobster?

"No, your honor. I didn't JUST fart."

Spider-Man is an animal that fights other animals. Scorpion, Vulture, Octopus, Lizard, Rhino, Chameleon, Jackal, Goblin, Lion-Vest, Electricity, Globe-Head Ape, Sand, Living Space-Tar, Morbius, Satan.

I cannot overstate how profoundly influential Space Ghost Coast to Coast was on my being. When I was a sullen teenager, it was Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The X-Files that gave me a window into a weird world into which a weird kid like me would someday fit.

I’ll be one of the celebs entertaining the people waiting in line (on a screen, not in person!) when Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets debuts at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando on May 26!

"MOST OF THE MAJOR PLOT POINTS AND STORY ELEMENTS OF IVANHOE WERE STRIPPED OUT AND APPLIED TO ROBIN HOOD, A REVERSE TAKEOVER THAT WOULD BLUNT THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY OF BOTH. BY REMOVING THEMES OF RELIGIOUS HYPOCRICY FROM IVANHOE AND MAKING COMMONER ROBIN HOOD A NOBLE, THEY SUCCESSFULLY..."

Games Workshop has always known the same thing the writers of Star Trek knew: if you include just a little bit for the horny weirdo, they'll spend thousands on your merchandise. This is something George Lucas only did by accident, because he doesn't really know about sex

just incredible that while the last shipments out of the strait are finally rolling in and there’s nothing coming behind them, the entire executive branch are obsessed with winning online flame wars with the pope

Today is 4-12? WHAT'S A FOUR-TWELVE???

I don't want any filmmakers to muck around with A.I. image generators. But if any of them must, I would only want to see Harmony Korine's or Lars Von Trier's attempts.

There are two types of vending machine gags in movies: 1. The food the person wants is out of stock and the person gets irrationally mad. 2. The food the person wants gets stuck and the person gets irrationally mad.

"Ready Player One."

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.

Godspeed, Artemis II

My mom makes quilts. They're very pretty and very cozy. You can cuddle under them, or hang them on a wall as art. She's very fond of cats You should buy some quilts: www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?i...

One man died for us all...

MENTALSTORM: THE DECONSTRUCTION OF JARED-SYN Jacques Derrida, Charles Band, and the Anatomy of B-Movies A thesis.

Save rent by sleeping on the street for a decade! Save on groceries by eating sand!

What happened in 1990 that horror movies were so awesome? www.slashfilm.com/2133514/why-...

Dr. Wily Be Hiine Un!!

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

So in the new Mummy, they rescue their kidnapped daughter, but don't recognize she's the Mummy?

The 1980s are viewed as a golden era for horror movies, but 1990 ushered in one of the best and weirdest years in horror history.

The older I get the more I realize that A HIDDEN LIFE is probably Malick’s greatest masterpiece. I’m still furious with Disney for going out of their way to bury it.

Depluralize a movie: The Deer Hunter

Today is Easter, but it is also Roger Corman's 100th birthday! To mark the occasion, I tracked down where you can stream all of the films that Roger directed for free. So, if you're looking to celebrate Roger today, I've got you covered! from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/happy-100th-...

CEO Explains How The Future Of Tech Is Himself Being Wealthy

The rumors are true! I have a new home at @avclub.com. So excited to join this incredible team. 💜

Good damn choice, AV Club.

For sale: baby shoes. APRIL FOOL!

my level of stress has crossed a threshold where i think it would be funny if trump attended the birthright citizenship oral argument and scotus incoherently ruled in his favor 6-3. cortisol levels so high that i can't stop lolling about all my family members in danger. wouldn't it be funny tho

Guitar Wolf materializing to tell Ace he is a traitor Love and that they are no longer rock and roll blood brothers if he doesn't suck that girl's dick is a homily for us all to contemplate.

Gonna tell my kids this was the cast of Friends

Gosford Park: The 4DX Experience. Ride the Movies!

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

this journalism piece is about the beginning of slavery in America, the beginning of private prisons in America, Terrell Don Hutto, and all the other people who built the prisons, slavery, and even ICE existing in America junoryleejournalism.com/2026/01/15/p...

For sale: baby cow. Never shoes.

For sale: baby.

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

For sale: baby shoes, high octane.