hey guys, what’s up. live streaming the state of the union so you don’t have to OH MY GOSH HE DID A FLIP

It's easy to point to great films that were released in 1999, but golly, that year had a huge pile of stinkers as well. Chill Factor Mickey Blue Eyes Stigmata The Phantom Menace Wing Commander The King & I The General's Daughter Big Daddy Wild Wild West End of Days Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: No Clown: Fuck the police

I was Cool Spot for Halloween in 1990.

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

Nicolas Cage loves vampire cinema, so much so that he served as a producer on one of the most underrated vampire films ever made.

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

"Sure, dictators steal everything they can, murder millions, surround themselves with toadies, let countries go to ruin while they enrich themselves, and are the epitome of all evil in the world, but at least they'd just tell me what to do. I'm so bored."

If time elapsed on "The Simpsons," Maggie would now be older than Homer was at the show's start.

Frankenhooker was actually the name of the doctor.

The Shitpostman Always Rings Twice

It's one of my favorite times of the year! We get to review all fifteen of the Oscar-Nominated Shorts! I've reviewed them all in print AND in a podcast with @witneyseibold.bsky.social, so here are all the links!

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

It's too bad the wealthy are keeping us hostage, but whattaya gonna do? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Explain to me how Emo Philips didn't win an Oscar for this www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYu...

Goddamn it. Frederick Wiseman, thank you for your wonderful, wonderful work. Discussing your films with Harold Urteaga remains some of the most gratifying memories I have. Seeing your final film in its first run I count among my very favorite cinematic experiences. Again, I thank you. Please: rest.

R.I.P. Robert Duvall.

R.I.P. Frederick Wiseman.

HBO once tried to replicate the success of Tales From the Crypt with a sci-fi twist, but the show only lasted one season.

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

Happy birthday, Abe.

"Life is like nachos. Better on a skateboard." -Mooter

So... [Taking a huge bite of ham] Is there a Mrs. Bean?

Yikes! A super nerdy physics joke has somehow made its way into The FoxTrot Store! Behold: UV Bull signed prints... store.foxtrot.com/products/sig...

R.I.P. Bud Cort.

R.I.P. James Van Der Beek.

Hey Gang, How About Some Wacky Packages Pizza For National Pizza Day. #wackypackages

The monoculture is no longer in the usual places we're used to looking. I would say "A Minecraft Movie" is leaving a huuuge cultural footprint in the minds of the YouTube generation.

What's interesting is they won't watch pop culture stuff, but they *will* watch a 5 hour stream of a guy pissing and moaning and selling weird online dick pills and tacticool prepper stuff about it. They'll happily watch hours and hours a day for days, of a guy freaking out about it

after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?

Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane

Super Bowl.

I'm torn. I don't pay attention yo the Super Bowl, but I loooove Doritos.

dealing with the state of things by switching between THE X-FILES and THE OUTER LIMITS (90s-00s) till i’m out of episodes

"Futurama" is a significant piece of sci-fi, in that it depicts a comforting future where humans have discovered faster-than-light travel, sentient robots, and universal translation... and we're still the same petty assholes.

After numerous cancellations and revivals, Futurama has proven to be unkillable. Here's why the animated sci-fi comedy is weirdly comforting.

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

In honor of the impending demise of the mass-market paperback, here's a little grid I pulled from my shelves. (Yes, I do read women authors too. In nicer editions, obviously.)

journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact

Watching "The Wrecking Crew," and finding the "second screen filmmaking" to be weirdly noticeable. There's a scene where Dave Bautista is getting exposition from a cop (Stephen Root), and he's wearing a full naval uniform with his name on it. There's no reason for him to be wearing his uniform...

What many consider to be the first Midnight Movie, this surreal (though controversial) Western flick found a loyal supporter in John Lennon.

go off jack white

as with the issue of whether Trump’s repeated lies are the result of purposeful deception or deep-seated delusion, at a certain the distinction between explicit intent and habitual disregard becomes meaningless

Can't believe nobody thought of the "If you do every political scandal at once, nobody can get you for any of them" trick before this

I'm still proud of this one. www.slashfilm.com/1781497/the-...

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!