I'm officially old 😅 I swear I've just turned 38 🫣🫣

1 Topic pony me 😅 🖤🤍 #nufc

Cheers Pickford 😅 get in Miley boy 🖤🤍 #nufc

Get The F*** In #nufc

Good, now I can listen to podcasts again lol #NUFC

A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍

Very worthy cause, please help spread the word. #NUFC

In that there London to see a show I've wanted to fetch my eldest to for years. Finally managed it, and on my birthday too. Brilliant. He's a cheap date too, Greggs suits him just dandy 😅

Heads up #Todmorden #Walsden #Cornholme #HebdenBridge #Mytholmroyd either in for a dusting or a slooshing next week.

You don’t need top 5 if you win the Champions League #nufc

You won't be winning everything. It's as simple as that.

How are they getting so many injuries? 🤔 Did they all skip pre season like 🐀? 😅😅 #nufc

FFS Brighton, you were the shortest odds of my three 🙄

Good finish that #nufc

Gwan Murph lad! #nufc

I want Forest to win this, but thought that's a soft pen, then seeing all the phones come out before he takes it makes me sad. Live the moment, I promise there's better cameras recording it, and you can get the highlights as soon as you leave. Just live the moment, you have a ticket FFS, enjoy it

Nick Pope assisted Newcastle’s second goal with this throw to Harvey Barnes

UNITED 🤩

It's Panto time again! Tickets now on sale. www.ticketsource.co.uk/stjosephsplayersaladdin Adults: £12, Conc: £10, Family: £40 (2 adults + 2 children under 16). Matinees on Satur and Sun. Wednesday all tickets £10. #Todmorden @acannon87.bsky.social

Don't think anyone I know on here has even heard of Todmorden but hey ho, got to try and help 😁 www.facebook.com/share/p/1H4R...

It's Ducktales, simple

Well that felt a lot more like the Newcastle we all recognise from the last two years (second half anyway). Bruno Guimaraes was outstanding but lets talk about the defence. 7 clean sheets (8 across all comps) in the league. Love the look of Thiaw as well. Foundations sound #nufc

BARNESS MAKES IT FOURR!!!

GOAL 0-4 Harvey Barnes gets a goal on the break after a good move from Gordon and Osula 80’ #NUFC #USGNEW

Best goal of the game. Brilliant from Gordon to start the move, great work from Osula to hold off his man & play a lovely ball to Barnes for an equally lovely finish. #nufc

Might be our last trip up for a while, no #nufc ballot joy recently 😔 let's hope we're cheering on way home #bacupmags

Where was this at SJP?? 😭 #nufc

We must be allergic to through balls #nufc

Missed the first half, what's the craic? #nufc

Dutch late night TV has its take

We went toe-to-toe with one of the best teams in the world but fuck that's annoying

Tense that. Pointless having Gordon through the middle of we don't play it through there at all, getting on crosses clearly not his strength, let I'm have a foot race with a CB. If not, get him out wide where he's more effective #nufc

From the official club account over on X, this is class. #NUFC

youtube.com/shorts/_99BF... holy 💩 balls #nufc

Absolutely gutted we won't be there tomorrow, watching from home in Bacup. PSG was genuinely the best experience I've ever had, especially having my eldest there. @podonthetyne.bsky.social getting me proper psyched up for tomorrow already 😬🤞💪🖤🤍 #nufc

Well, we won't get a goal like that v Barca 😅😅 #nufc

I *must* be bad company 😅 #nufc

Super Nick Wolt-emade O woah woah Super Nick Wolt-emade *Seventeen going under, simple effective, must admit didn't think of it yesterday 😅 #nufc

Great result today, the prep starts immediately for Barcelona! Got a spare quid? Help us fund our Champions League display plans, visit our website to support us: worflags.org.uk HWTL ⚫⚪

Here we go again, Bacup mags #nufc

But we also need a return to proper shinpads. What the fuck are the teabag-sized little wafers they tuck in their socks these days?

Got to be the first time an #nufc , Bayern, and Barcelona player have started for England

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Hiiiiiiissss naaaame iiiiss NICK, NICK, NICK He's 6 foot 6, 6, 6 He's made of Bricks, bricks, bricks And full of Tricks, tricks, tricks And repeat 😅 opening riff of gene genie by Bowie #nufc

£130m on Isak, £115m on Wirtz, £79m on Ekitike, £40m on Kerkez, £29m on Frimpong and £26m on Leoni. That's £419 million!! I'm more annoyed at PSR than losing the slimey greedy rat, and a bit irked he hasn't gone abroad, but, we are where we are. #NUFC

🇩🇪⚫️⚪️ Newcastle need goals. Badly. But since Nick Woltemade has never been prolific, is he really the man to replace Isak? In a word, yes. He's technically excellent, creative, and a magnet for defenders. There's a reason the German's call him Wolte-Messi. youtu.be/yEgp7qDGJ5E #NUFC

Seeing as we never beat the first man at corners, would it not make sense to have Dan there to try a flick on? Try and cause a bit of chaos? #nufc

Wait a minute, didn't that graphic show Foster as onside?? His arm can't be offside 😅 #munbur corrupt much?? The same amount of sleeve on each player is pat the line... That's level 🤯

Wait a minute, didn't that graphic show Foster as onside?? His arm can't be offside 😅 #munbur

To the tune of That's Amore #NUFC