Who had the decision to sign Woltemade in the summer at #NUFC Where did they see him playing in Howes system?

What a load of old shite we have been 2nd half. #NUFC

Has Murphy touched the ball yet? #NUFC

Why didn't Gordon celebrate his goal very much? Very muted I thought by the way? #NUFC

Our defence has turned to shite since they equalised. I am still confident of a result here though. #NUFC

Could these commentators get their tongues any further up this Liverpools teams arses? #NUFC

At least it will let the Mackems continue in the obsession that calling us barcodes is some sort insult. I quite like the shirt, to be honest. #NUFC

Great performance against the 12 men of PSG from #NUFC

Get in ya fucka ! #NUFC

Woltemade up top is like Bruce playing Joelinton up top all them years ago. #NUFC

You can't play with Woltemade up top as a lone striker. He's not one

I love Woltemade, but he looks lost here. #NUFC

Is this ref on crack? #NUFC

So it comes off the PSG players arm, then hits Mileys arm and it a pen to PSG? Am I missing something here? #NUFC

Tripp's decision to hand Lewis Miley the Skippers armband last night, what a brilliant gesture. It also adds monetary value to any potential transfer/contract extension negotiations he might have down the line. 19 years old. Regular starter. Oh, and the captain of the team in a UCL game. #NUFC

Good strong 11 for tonight's game. The only question I'd have is Lewis Miley for Joelinton, possibly? #NUFC

Didn't manage to watch any of the Wolves game yesterday. Did owt happen? #NUFC

In the space of a dodgy FA Cup draw & a 90 mins first leg of a League Cup semi-final game where we were outclassed at home. That looks like #NUFC out of 2 of the 4 completions we were competing in.

Goodnight Vienna, Amsterdam, Geneva, Paris, London & every other place you can think of. At least we can concentrate on the League & Champions League now #NUFC

Not good enough Woltemade. Just smash it man! #NUFC

HAALAND offside, if he had not been there, Thiaw may have stopped the goal #NUFC

Game, tie & #NUFC involvement in the League Cup over!

Those flailing kicks from Pope are just awful. Just saying #NUFC

Awful finish, Wissa. Shite #NUFC

Excellent Sven Botman interview on the club website today following his contract extension #NUFC

Even the chickens & peacocks are 'buzzing' for the Magpies #NUFC

Sky News isn't being 100% truthful with this ICE Agent shooting the woman in the head. They pause the video ashe draws his weapon. They don't show that he shot her through the side window, not the windscreen. She was driving around him. I hope justice is served for this woman.

That was definitely won for King Kev. Who cares if they score 3, we'll score 4

I'm sitting watching the second half with my 82-year old mackem Uncle in Andalusia. We watched the Mackem game, then put the second half of the #NUFC game on. Even he cheered when Barnes scored the winner.

I'm on holiday, and I need a holiday after that!!! What heart and soul we have! #NUFC

There's only one man for the #ManU job. Come in Agent Cabbage heed #NUFC

I was looking at our 1st goal yesterday. What a lovely assist from Lewis Miley to cap off yet another well-deserved MOTM performance. Sky's the limit for Lewis Miley. What a wonderful talent we have. #NUFC. We most likely need to offer him a big old contract to secure him with us for the duration!

Good 3 points today. We looked stronger the longer the game went on, which is a plus, and makes a change. #NUFC

Man City tosser tappy lappy football. Why pass once or twice when 49 passes won't do. I fucking hate this type if football.

Hard work of that in 2nd half. Far from convincing as Burnley will be relegated and are poor. Still, 3 badly needed points. Keep it going on Sunday. #NUFC

Convinced these players are not playing for Howe here. Look like they have thrown the towel in. We ain't winning this. Dog shit second half so far. #NUFC

Awful from Gordon after brilliant work by Guimarães #NUFC

Is it just me, or is the #NUFC timeline only working properly when we haven't got a game that particular day?

Is the #NUFC away at Burnley 8.30pm kick off?

I'd be questioning Howe, and is it worth looking at a replacement now. That's as bad as it gets against an absolute dog shit Man U side. #NUFC

Crap, utter crap delivery #NUFC

I see nowt positive from this shit show. I'm sorry, Eddie, tell us some home truths. It seems you have run out of ideas. #NUFC

I know Howe wants to play a more possession based style, but fuck me, we are not Man City. We can't play like them yet. We are better at playing quick, aggressive, early balls type stuff! Have a word #NUFC

Is this midfield 3 working here? #NUFC

I'm glad our game is the only one on tonight, so I haven't got to say to the barman in Malaga, "Put the Toon game on man!" #NUFC

I foresee a scoreline of Man U 1 NUFC 3 tonight. We will turn up and we will beat these lot who are shite. #NUFC

Merry Christmas #NUFC fans aal owwa. Cracking coffee mug off our lass.

Is Eddie Howe in the bar like? #NUFC

After yesterday's performance, I foresee a great second half to the season Top 6 finish incoming. #NUFC

Lewis 'Maldini' Miley. What a game he had. What a gem of a player he already is. #NUFC