I'm not a history afficionado on #NUFC, but I'd like to hear from the Newcastle United History experts how accurate this is. Clever use of AI though all the same. youtu.be/KED084zsQWE?...

Christ, Ivan Tony is as bad as Wissa.

My sources tell me they are close to a new front of shirt sponsor. Poond stretcher are said to be delighted. The deal is is the region of £500 a year for the next 10 years.

The one true King. King of the North ❤️

The Club has announced a number of Academy departures. One of which is Alfie Harrison, who arrived in Feb 2024 from Man City. A really hot prospect. Just what goes on at this club, who it seems are incapable of nurturing the Academy lads into potential senior players? Drives me mad this #NUFC

Arsenal v PSG aggregate score Arsenal 7 PSG 7

Newcastle United aggregate score V PSG #NUFC 6 #PSG 3

That's the season over, I hope Eddie Howe & the other staff not involved in the World Cup have a really relaxing summer. Away from all the stress of Premier League action and shenanigans. We need the lads back rested, relaxed & re-energised for a storming 26/27 League & Cup season. #NUFC

1974 The Netherlands & Johan Cruyff, Total Football. 2026 Arsenal Mikel Arteta, Anti-football.

Piss poor performance to end a piss poor season. That's the season review done. #NUFC

So the Mackems are 1 up at half time, we are 1 down at half time. Kinda sums up the shit show of a 25/26 season, doesn't it really? #NUFC

It's starting to sound & feel like a pre season bullshit friendly this nonsense #NUFC

Some wonderful touches from Woltemade here! #NUFC

I just thought the #NUFC match today is meaningless. However, if Sunderland lose and we win, we will finish above them. After gifting them 6 bastard points already, this set of players owe the fans this season at least one crumb of satisfaction on the run-in. Let's hope Chelsea can turn them over

Is Tuchel having a laugh taking Spence, Henderson & Ivan Tony when he's leaving players like Lewis Hall, Cole Palmer, Alexander Arnold & Phil Foden? It's either a stroke of genius or an act of a madman.

Have to say Unai Emery is a far better coach than Eddie Howe. Villa, hamstrung by financial restraints, loads of games played this season & they are currently 4th in the Premier League. Now Europa League Champions. Well done #AstonVilla

Can 100% see us letting West Ham back into this game today even at 2 nil up. #NUFC

I have no viable alternative to Eddie Howe, but I am convinced he's not the bloke to go into the summer transfer window with & the following season with. That was absolutely shite, again! Always with the late goals conceded. Howe is clearly clueless on how to stop this. #NUFC.

What a load of old shite that was #NUFC

Predictable or what? #NUFC

That substitution makes no fucking sense??? He's just hit the bar. #NUFC

Opening 5 mins doesn't look too promising, does it? Fucks sake! #NUFC

I'd love to know why Wissa, Woltemade & Barnes are not included? Are they that shite in training that Willock Osula & Murphy get a game ahead of them? #NUFC

Borefest #NUFC. Nowt to get you off your seat

Murphy, Osula & Willock up front, mhhhhh🫤 #NUFC

Cannot be arsed to listen to Howes post match waffle anymore #NUFC

Who'd have thought Newcastle United would concede a late goal in the 84th minute. Is it curtains for Eddie Howe? Sadly, I think it will be. What a sad way to end if he's fired. #NUFC

Howe mustn't be seeing anything from Woltemade or Wissa in training if they can't even make this starting 11, or has Eddie been there too long and has manager blindness #NUFC

Sadly, it looks like Howe is unable to get a tune out of these players now. Huge 45 mins ahead. Huge dressing room 15 mins. I'm calling it now. If they don't pull it around, I think he'll be sacked on Monday. I don't see the board accepting this crap on the pitch. #NUFC

These players are playing to get Howe sacked at this rate. We don't know what's going on behind the scenes at #NE1, but it's an emergency if we get nowt from this fixture. #NUFC

I see Tino Livramento is currently playing himself out of World Cup 2026 contention as well as the next 5 #NUFC fixtures.

Have the #NUFC players thrown the towel in already? They have looked second best since kick-off.

I'm completely not arsed about the match today, but I'm still gonna scive off work this afternoon to watch/listen to it at 3 pm. It's what we do. #NUFC

Appalling behaviour from a number of Real Madrid 'superstar' players at the final whistle. Why can't these so-called elite sportsmen accept defeat with humility. Ugly face of professional sport. You're a disgrace #RealMadrid

Oh do fuck off Steve Macmanaman with your pro bias Real Madrid comments you tiresome little creep.

Don't know that I can stand listening to Steve Macmanaman & Steven Gerrard for the duration of this Bayern Madrid game.

What a shambolic set of arseholes this team and coaching set-up are. This team is done. Maybe this coach is done too? This is a carbon copy of so many games this season. He's had 3 weeks to prep them. Same old, same old. #NUFC

Catching up with MOTD and Viktor Gyökeres seemed to say the pitch was a bit dry for them??? What the actual f**k is this from a so-called professional footballer. What a joke of a player & excuse.

The People's Party. FFS! Wake up Britain

5 out of the 6 lads in this picture owe a lot to Eddie Howe and the coaching staff at #NUFC Not saying they all wouldn't have made an England squad without his influence, but a few of them would not have. Let's get behind our lads for the remaining games of the league campaign & see where we end up

Just listened to the David Hopkinson interview. I'm not all in on him, to be honest. I know it's club released info, but why not ask about next seasons financial targets, with no UCL income? He seems untrustworthy to me. Just the feeling I get. #NUFC

At least Tottenham Forest is losing at home to Nottingham Hotspur at Tottenham. It takes the attention away from our total shite 2nd half performance & capitulation (again) #NUFC

Big questions on Howe to motivate these lot. Second half has been a capitulation. All too typical this season, it's not like it's a new phenomenon. Just what is said in the dressing room? #NUFC

What a pitiful second half derby display #NUFC have put in here today. Disgraceful when they fucking knew what was at stake. Hang your heads.

So far, we've been shite in this second half. #NUFC

Weak as a kitten from Ramsdale that cotton wool punch #NUFC

Hacka Xhaka or whatever you call him losing his blob. Love it #NUFC

O'nien little carthorse. What a pile of shite player he really is! #NUFC

"What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city" #NUFC Sir Bobby ❤️❤️❤️

Fuck off Sky Sports & any other mainstream media outlets who are broadcasting on today's derby game. It's very obvious the agenda is 'fuck Newcastle' build up Sunderland. If I paid for Sky, I'd want my money back. #NUFC