Happy match day, feels like 3 months since we last played 🤣 #nufc

Always been Man Of The Match, not Player Of The Match. Bloody nonsense. Anyhow, well played Mr. Gordon! #NUFC

Karma's a bitch. #rat #NUFC

Karma. #rat #NUFC

Been on hols, so just downloading the USG match to watch in full, and pretend I know nothing about the 0-4 result. 🤣😅😂 #NUFC

Manchester United or Sunderland. What a dilemma ! #SAFC #MUFC #NUFC

Have brought my toon 3rd top to wear at the grand prix practise later, #NUFC

In a shopping centre in Singapore, you don't get these running through the red mall at the metro!

Sooooo, Singapore is quite pretty, and there's F1 here this week too 🤩

Swapping Nuno for Ange was not a wise move.

Am not overly enamoured with the look of the Premier League table right now. Come on Forest ffs. 🤣 #NUFC #SAFC #NFFC

Two shifts left, then almost a fortnight off and Singapore, some F1 and Kuala Lumpur awaits.

Why is Willock still on the pitch? #NUFC

Am really not a fan of this away kit. #NUFC

Quality Street tubs at Tesco @ £3.95, go on then, why not !

Just got in from work. Things not going to plan. Bugger and bums! #NUFC

Nice to see the rat having very little impact before he was subbed. #NUFC

Just watching the news. So depressing. Fuck Israel, anything connected with it and anyone connected to, praising, not condemning or excusing the genocide. #israel #genocide

Get in lad !!!!! #NUFC #NEWWOL

#rat only on the bench for Sweden. #NUFC

Sorted. (NOT photoshopped) #rat #NUFC

Well said #WorFlags. #NUFC

For my tuppence worth, I think we're stronger after this window than before it, and I think rat features has been sold for well over the odds too. And I bet he doesn't play against us at Anfield. #NUFC

Hopefully things go as well for him as they did for Andy Carroll. #NUFC

£130m on Isak, £115m on Wirtz, £79m on Ekitike, £40m on Kerkez, £29m on Frimpong and £26m on Leoni. That's £419 million!! I'm more annoyed at PSR than losing the slimey greedy rat, and a bit irked he hasn't gone abroad, but, we are where we are. #NUFC

@NCL_Uncovered on X 🤣😅😂 #NUFC

No different to the #rat, much rather have Larsen now. #NUFC

Dropping soon. #NUFC

Our #championsleague opponents. Dates released on Saturday. #NUFC #cantfindmanchesterunited

Hey, #UEFA, just get the draw done, we don't need all this superfluous cack. Ta.

😂😅😂😅🤣😂😅🤣 #NUFC #SAFC

Got my 3rd strip with Elanga on it, but my only black/white home kit that fits has Isak on the back, and that won't get worn again, so after last night's performance, have ordered this seasons home kit with Bruno/39 on the back. #NUFC

Yep, this. #rat

With #Isak playing, we easily win that. Gordon not helping matters, but we played bloody well otherwise. #NUFC #rat

Any chance of these tits on Sky Sports discussing the match that's imminent instead of Man City getting beat ffs? #NUFC

Let the selfish twat rot in the reserves. Looks like his agent has written that. I believe Howe. #cunt #NUFC

Just a thought, how many other teams supporters are whining about oil money after selling players to PIF owned clubs? Liverpool have benefited by PIF cash the most - £115mil, Chelsea, Villa, Man City etc too. Any of these supporters up in arms about this cash? Having trouble finding any. #NUFC

Cheee-oww. Have heard all kinds of weird and wonderful attempts, haha ! #NUFC

This is an interesting read all about Isaks contract. #NUFC stefanborson.substack.com/p/the-final-...

If there's anyone in the ground near this commentator, could you please give him a slap and tell him how to pronounce Joelintons name please? He's doing my nut in. #NUFC

Soooooop... keep it like this, or take his name off? Glad it's last seasons and not this. (I got Elanga on this seasons, as it's a reasonable supposition he's staying, haha) #NUFC

Alexander Isak turning up for training yesterday. #nufc Pinched off Facebook, but funny !

Some people have too much time on their hands 🤣😅😂 #NUFC

Seems Isak is doing the same. If he is, he's no better. I appreciate the dilemma of showing someone worth his transfer fee that he's still under contract and he can't do what he wants. Think he needs to be shown that we won't sell to a rival like Liverpool and needs sold abroad if there's an offer.

My Friday today. 2 days off and I need them ..... probably look like a Chinese laundry tomorrow at my place though. I need a housekeeper 😃

Wissa throwing his toys out the pram and refusing to go back into training because Brentford won't sell him cheap, says a lot about his character. Keep him. #NUFC

Get in Ladies !!!!

FFS, Alex Murphy thinking he's playing for Arsenal. 😬 #owngoal #NUFC