like I'm glad it wasn't Fallon but it's so deeply undignified that we have to be out here riding for Jimmy Kimmel I try to think of it less like "hooray, his important voice has returned to the airwaves" and more like "hooray, the FCC didn't destroy the livelihoods of hundreds of innocent workers"

I definitely think Sinclair and Nexstar made this return an even bigger deal by trying to limit access. They make Trump look even weaker — and their decision more brazenly political.

“Adams Police Chief Scott Kelley was placed on leave on [September 8], the town said. The Select Board’s agenda listed a discussion of ‘the reputation, character, physical condition or mental health of a public officer.’” (WNYT) #PoliceMisconduct #Berkshires

“A Leominster family who has lived in the U.S. for more than 20 years said federal immigration agents held their 5yo daughter, who is a US-citizen and autistic, in custody outside their home in an effort to pressure the parents to turn themselves over to agents.” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/23/m...

The owner of NBC-affiliated @wwlp-22news.bsky.social, Nexstar, says its ABC stations will not air @jimmykimmel.com when he returns to the air. Meanwhile, members of Congress including @repmcgovern.bsky.social are demanding answers from Nexstar. #mapoli wmasspi.com/2025/09/as-d...

"I'm not sure who had a weirder 48 hours-- me or the CEO of Tylenol."-- @jimmykimmel.com

ABC has posted the first 28 minutes of @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Is Kimmel on? If so, it’s preempted in our market. Bastards.

Arizona votes to send its first Latina to Congress 19thnews.org/2025/09/adel... via @19thnews.org

Probably not. A perfume spill is to migraine what an oil spill is the Gulf of Mexico.

Can I cut out a section of carpet with an exacto knife? I’m seriously asking. (Yes, I own the house.) It’s either that or Zillow, I fear. #PerfumeSpill #Migraine #ChemicalSensitivity

Here’s the reporting @chrislhayes.bsky.social graciously referenced:

I can smell it outside. Just kill me.

If I just keep doing bong hits I’ll stop caring about the perfume spill, right?

<<lists house>>

I’ve sent my husband upstairs armed with baking soda and garbage bags. Perfume spill from hell.

My latest looks at the attempt to silence @karenattiah.bsky.social and Jimmy Kimmel in the wake of Charlie Kirk's killing fair.org/home/charlie...

I dropped and broke a bottle of perfume in our dressing room. On the carpet. God help my next migraine. And the one after that. And the next. #NEISvoid

How much Benadryl is too much Benadryl? Really? Ok. So fucking itchy.

Oh HELL no! @moulton.house.gov — don’t do it!

Shut up!!!

Nope.

It’s baked into NPD. The fact that ppl in general and leaders specifically don’t take into account his mental state is malpractice

This is delusional but you don’t have to read the whole thing. Boils down to: he’s shutting down the government because he thinks he’s a king.

What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?

Dear white women who voted for this shit: we’re coming for you.

The New York Times does a 24 paragraph story on Larry Ellison buying up new and old media properties and doesn't so much as HINT, anywhere, at the obvious goal of leveraging this properties to conduct right wing information warfare, or that this kind of consolidation is bad for the public

Wow, he’s a real piece of shit.

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — UN chief warns world leaders that humanity has entered 'an age of reckless disruption and relentless human suffering.'

Trump just canceled this meeting

Why are they letting it speak? #UN

TYLENOL spelled backwards is LONELY T. The T stands for Trump.

This man is paid by the American taxpayer to speak like this.

They did such a great job keeping so many plants alive and thriving during the reno! And get some knives at Lamson (???) the knife place, whatever the spelling!

She can pivot to Dollywood travel agent!

Another gorgeous day spent driving the back roads down to Connecticut, this time to rescue & rehome a Victorian set of knickknack shelves & a stunner of a lamp. Here’s the lamp. I was today years old when I learned how to remove the background. Shade to be made un-crooked w/a little elbow grease.

The mega-story, as @perrybaconjr.bsky.social said bsky.app/profile/perr...

We might add a bit of time to talk about this too today: www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

It’s really all we should be talking about today.

What an utter clusterfuck. But this is still an insanely bad policy of "Kill the H1B except for Tesla and a few other insiders" which basically guts our ability to brain drain foreign professors etc...

It seems fitting that when authoritarianism came to the US, it would express itself in the form of mad libs.

this pisses me off! "DHS designated the memorial a Level 1 Special Event Assessment Rating (SEAR) event - the highest security rating typically used for the Super Bowl or Boston Marathon, per ABC News."

To wit: bsky.app/profile/eric...

We're at the point where the Trump does something worse than Watergate daily, often multiple times a day. And none of it makes news; it's just normal now.

I fully expect it will.

I cannot overstate how remarkable it is that under GOP rule, US federal health regulations have been captured by fringe crackpots who espouse views that the vast majority of the US public—and nearly 100% of health professionals—reject. Gift link:

Disney adults, I owe you an apology, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

omg

The Disney hate is strong. I like it.💪

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)