Pipe Dream/Mania is from 1989. Bioshock is from 2007. Bioshock is now older than Pipe Dream was when Bioshock was released lol

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

3D sculpt of my Masked Rider design to help with 2D animation, a technique used by Disney animators back in the day - really helps with drawing the figure in "3d" space Simple poly paint added - done in Nomad Sculpt, iPad Pro

The way God and Sakurai intended.

"Kids need less screen time it's not healthy" WELL MAYBE IF WE DIDNT TAKE ALL THE COOL PLACES TO HANG OUT AWAY, OR PRICE KIDS OUT OF COOL SHIT LIKE LEGOS AND POKEMON CARDS

"There are no heroes left in man"

Starfire #Starfire

I was rewatching the latest episode of Kamen Rider Zeztz and the size difference between the toy of the new gun and the prop is killing me, I know they're always a lot smaller but Baku is just straight up packing a bazooka, it's literally you Vs the Triple Zeztzer she tells you not to worry about

Me: I got that frog in me Friend: don’t you mean do- Me: *begins aggressively expanding throat sac*

But the entire point of Thrice was "Yeah, no more."

Me “Lalala my cat is so beautiful. I love her so much” Turtle *sneezes into my open mouth*

Spotify, I dunno what about my listening patterns gave the impression that I give a flying fuckaroo about Bruno Mars releasing a new album soon.

postgame isn't real that's still just game

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

Feeling blessed this Year of the Horse, even though these are very old. Left Horse: Me Right Horse: @liiiiiiizzzz.bsky.social

The problem is that kids today don't have classic role models like Dinobot from Beast Wars

Also US: Our Prez is decaying and decomposing right in front of our very own eyes

Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger (2001) Episode 45

💜 Daily #Skebuki No. 159 ( #Sketch #Shawn #ShawnoftheDead )

I get blasted with bliss when the PS1 load up screen starts

Horror Film Safety

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

Insomnia's a hell of a drug.

“.. We could spend the whole day reacting to every buffoonish spectacle coming out of the White House, but that's exactly what they want: for us to lose focus … Don't be distracted by the noise; watch what they are doing to your rights while you stare at the screen.”

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☝️👱‍♀️👉📈

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Here it is, your moment of zen.

they should invent a human brain that doesn't catastrophize.

25 years of All Your Base! deathgenerator.com#zerowing

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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

We should have pet wakes because at least half the humans on the planet are cunts and won't be missed but every doggo or kitteh over the rainbow bridge is unbearable.

Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔 Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY. I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.

Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991) Episode 2

Just got reminded of this and if there was any GWitch scene that deserved its own IMAX screening,

I was at NY Toy Fair a little bit this afternoon for my job and stopped by the Square-Enix Booth to see the FF9 Form-ism figures in person

Three cheers for new hobbies.

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

I can't get over DoA7's announcement being like Kasumi Got Her Tits Back. Which like, hell yeah Kasumi got her tits back. Let's go, girl!

I just don't like the direction Bandai has been taking with their AVGN Master Grades