@gluesenkampperez.house.gov I’ll be reasonable. Why did you vote in favor of H.R. 2616?

Happy #EmployeeAppreciationDay What did everyone else get?

@governorwalz.mn.gov thank you for taking some time away from sitting on your hands. where on the spectrum of right and wrong does the $50k bribe land?

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov this blood is on your hands. Guess you got your lifelong pension, so who cares, right?

This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line. If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.

This is the guy

lmao

@lopatto.bsky.social can you please pick powerball numbers for me? I will give you a portion of the winnings

Pete Hegseth clarifies that a narco-terrorist is someone who has supplied low-quality cocaine.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

#2 song in my youtube year in review thing youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM

I don’t feel right until I’ve watched her Yesterday’s Weather segment

I would like to propose the next Boycott (or add it to the list of Boycotts): beef youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s

#PresidentMiller is important representation for Draculas everywhere

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

I second that holy shit

Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...

Between farts and slobbers

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

I knew Hulk “hot dog skin” Hogan and Peter Thiel were massive piles of shit but this goes far beyond mere assholery.

He makes his own fertilizer (it’s farts)

This just in

😂

🐴 “The LAPD remains focused on its core mission: to protect lives, safeguard Constitutional rights, and serve every neighborhood in Los Angeles with integrity.” 👮🏻‍♂️

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile theonion.com/cop-pos...

They are working hard to bring prices down.

Trump aside, imagine being lectured by the author of Shitkicker Serenade.

The units of measurement are called teaspoon and tablespoon because they respectively hold enough liquid to fill a teacup and an overturned table

This guy. This fuckin guy.

What’s it take to do a presidential recall?

costco hawking silver bars at the door

I’m gonna say… not too well right now

Never not amazed at how absolutely consumed I can be with utter bullshit as the world burns. There’s gonna be a world ending asteroid and my last thoughts will be wondering if everyone hates me.

just saw two hoodlums, around 8 years old, steal from my dandelion and overgrown grass garden #neighborhoodwatch

Oh is a sports ball on? Sorry, I was busy reading 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔲𝔦𝔬𝔫

The Colorado officer who placed Elijah McClain in a neck hold has been reinstated to the Aurora police department and will receive $200,000 in back pay, city officials said

*shivers from the douchiness*

Texts from my dad

i hope ozempic alex jones and facetuned steven tyler can make it work