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I’ll be reasonable. Why did you vote in favor of H.R. 2616?
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What did everyone else get?
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@governorwalz.mn.gov
thank you for taking some time away from sitting on your hands. where on the spectrum of right and wrong does the $50k bribe land?
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@gluesenkampperez.house.gov
this blood is on your hands. Guess you got your lifelong pension, so who cares, right?
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Brandon Friedman
4 months ago
This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line. If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
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bruross 🏳️🌈
5 months ago
This is the guy
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drewtoothpaste
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Robo-Taxis to Cover About 'Half the U.S. Population' by End of 2025: Musk
Elon Musk’s early comments during a Wednesday conference call discussing Tesla's second-quarter earnings results focused on autonomous driving technology. Tesla plans to expand its robo-taxi service t...
https://www.barrons.com/livecoverage/tesla-earnings-stock-price-elon-musk/card/musk-s-early-conference-call-comments-focus-on-autonomous-driving-PRJqKKBVRfnHS7TMLDis?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqe0GhPG-Bv917-2YFkokjE1bIQY-kJKu9sJUsbQ5DAtf9gE9jr1cX-FWdrXVLg%3D&gaa_ts=694b5dbb&gaa_sig=DGBSsdRyyoLmnycCwdlIPlybetr79t9mACRmGN8ZC50C4L35eSqm_afHbpJyWuipDZ80AG7nCIbzqOCs4MitbQ%3D%3D
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@lopatto.bsky.social
can you please pick powerball numbers for me? I will give you a portion of the winnings
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5 months ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
6 months ago
Pete Hegseth clarifies that a narco-terrorist is someone who has supplied low-quality cocaine.
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The Onion
6 months ago
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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#2 song in my youtube year in review thing
youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM
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My Name is John Daker - BEST VERSION w/ SUBTITLES
YouTube video by Justin Kintzel
https://youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM
6 months ago
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I don’t feel right until I’ve watched her Yesterday’s Weather segment
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6 months ago
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I would like to propose the next Boycott (or add it to the list of Boycotts): beef
youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s
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Truth and Lies: Beef from Argentina
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
https://youtu.be/mrc8Vum7E_s
7 months ago
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#PresidentMiller
is important representation for Draculas everywhere
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8 months ago
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southpaw
8 months ago
I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
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I second that holy shit
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9 months ago
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The Onion
10 months ago
Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit
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Between farts and slobbers
10 months ago
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The Onion
10 months ago
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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I knew Hulk “hot dog skin” Hogan and Peter Thiel were massive piles of shit but this goes far beyond mere assholery.
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Remember when Hulk Hogan helped Peter Thiel bankrupt a media empire after it outed Thiel as gay? - LGBTQ Nation
Hulk Hogan helped change journalism forever, and not for the better.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/remember-when-hulk-hogan-helped-peter-thiel-bankrupt-a-media-empire-after-it-outed-thiel-as-gay/
10 months ago
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He makes his own fertilizer (it’s farts)
11 months ago
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This just in
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Nick Hennen
12 months ago
😂
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JJ in DC
12 months ago
🐴 “The LAPD remains focused on its core mission: to protect lives, safeguard Constitutional rights, and serve every neighborhood in Los Angeles with integrity.” 👮🏻♂️
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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The Onion
about 1 year ago
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
HOUSTON—After two weeks of posing as an underage girl online and exchanging messages with a suspected child predator, Detective Sgt. Gordon Aguero of the Harris County Sheriff’s Office told reporters Thursday he had fallen in love with the pedophile he was investigating as part of a sting operation. Although he was assigned to the case […]
https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
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Ron Filipkowski
about 1 year ago
They are working hard to bring prices down.
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Luke Plunkett
about 1 year ago
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Michael McKean
about 1 year ago
Trump aside, imagine being lectured by the author of Shitkicker Serenade.
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Dennis Farrell
about 1 year ago
The units of measurement are called teaspoon and tablespoon because they respectively hold enough liquid to fill a teacup and an overturned table
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This guy. This fuckin guy.
over 1 year ago
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What’s it take to do a presidential recall?
over 1 year ago
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costco hawking silver bars at the door
almost 2 years ago
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I’m gonna say… not too well right now
about 2 years ago
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maura quint
about 2 years ago
Never not amazed at how absolutely consumed I can be with utter bullshit as the world burns. There’s gonna be a world ending asteroid and my last thoughts will be wondering if everyone hates me.
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just saw two hoodlums, around 8 years old, steal from my dandelion and overgrown grass garden
#neighborhoodwatch
about 2 years ago
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Ed Zitron
over 2 years ago
Oh is a sports ball on? Sorry, I was busy reading 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔲𝔦𝔬𝔫
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Phil Lewis
over 2 years ago
The Colorado officer who placed Elijah McClain in a neck hold has been reinstated to the Aurora police department and will receive $200,000 in back pay, city officials said
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Officer acquitted in Elijah McClain death gets job back and $200,000 in back pay
Nathan Woodyard was suspended for two years until jury found him not guilty of manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/28/elijah-mcclain-nathan-woodyard-colorado-police-killing?CMP=share_btn_tw
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*shivers from the douchiness*
over 2 years ago
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Texts from my dad
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muscular baby jeb lund
over 2 years ago
i hope ozempic alex jones and facetuned steven tyler can make it work
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