as I keep saying, the early elimination of the UN Peacekeepers and sidelining of University of Planet in our current game has forced a desperate alliance between the Lord’s Believers and the Morganites in a desperate attempt to stop the cursed Totalitarian-ethic Gaians and Spartans from winning

Being from Wisconsin may bias my experience somewhat, but the generic beer of the working class is whatever the closest combination microbrewery/bar is canning that day.

The Reuben Sandwich is the only food for which I hate each ingredient individually, but love the combination.

Consider that the ultimate achievement in baseball is the “Perfect Game” where absolutely nothing happens.

So, I finally got to try the Mountain Dew Baja Midnight, and I gotta say, I am going to curse out Taco Bell till the end of time for gatekeeping such a heavenly flavor. It's up there in my personal list of Mountain Dew flavors I like, along with Spark, Voltage, and Pitch Black.

A game store next to a rental place I clean windows at had a bin full of free tins from Pokemon TCG stuff, and ya know this bitch had to snag every Moon Ball tin in there. 😎 Now I got 4 of these for my little Moon Ball Shrine/Display!

Sonic OC Doodle dump time~ Was experimenting with new ways to do wings and a different muzzle style. From top left to bottom right: Breezina aka "Breezie", Preston, Somnis, and Gale. The two Chao are Rue (Hero, belongs to Somnis) and Batsy (Dark, belongs to Gale).

Real Monkey’s Paw hours for my wish to Susan Collins to lose an election.

Got this golden bitch and finished my Alpha Moon Ball Living Dex at the same time :D Life is pretty fucking cool, y'all.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes tankies

Etoyok, the Nightstalker Pokemon. Heavily believed to have been created in and escaped from a faraway lab before settling in the Amocitian Wasteland and growing in numbers. Theorized to be made from Ekans and an unknown Coyote Pokemon's DNA. #FalloutAmocit

a doodlebob commission for @malicia-dog.bsky.social !

Come at me bro. I’m in Langley.

get ass trumpet'd

My German cousins visiting us in Minnesota thought they could day trip to Chicago and back. Could you? Sure. You’d be seeing Wisconsin as it flies by and not much else as you’d turn around once you got there

American fascism hitting its breaking point in a foreign misadventure is so obvious based on previous American foreign military fuck ups and the general history of fascism, and yet I’m still shocked that the previous domestic fuck ups barely registered until we hit the “make oil expensive” button.

Markwayne as a name brings to mind a bitter drunken argument in the delivery room.

I don’t think there is a structural answer to a democratic society deciding that Democracy is no longer important, but I do believe that having a presidential system is finally showing its usual flaws in the US.

I heard Xi complaining that his generals keep getting purged by corruption scandals so I asked what reforms he's doing and he said that he just goes and recruits more generals so I told him it sounds like he's just feeding civil servants to corruption investigations abd the PLA started crying

Gay PDA in the hallways. In a Charlotte suburb. Unremarked upon and unharassed. I know it’s not the same everywhere and homophobia still exists, but it’s hard not to take the W.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Ads on the internet used to be creepily hyper specific to what you searched now everything seems specifically targeted at someone who is 60+ and in the early stages of cognitive decline

Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:

Chickens have a tendency to eat anything, including their own eggs and even each other on occasions. So surely, that logic can apply to the Blaziken line too, right? 😂

Made a makeshift cat shelter for the alley cats during the storm. Hope it helps

i'm feeling a little uneasy about F1 getting a best picture nomination for two reasons. first, a quick look at the grid suggests to me that this is just the 6th of what will ultimately be a 70-film franchise. second, i thought it was fairly contrived that the patrol boat just happened to be there

Funniest thing I’ve ever scene, and not just because I got paid $5 to say this.

whats the difference between a witch and a watch? one wrists watches the other wrsitstes watches

Will be opening up $10 commissions again today if anyone is interested in a silly doodle of smth. 😊 All money we had went to bills and I got to get my cat some litter and more food.

Testing some new Markers still, have a Torchic who thinks it's Agent 47 😂

Why did God bless me with the Gift of Art when I use it to draw shitpost art for my friends instead of creating proper masterpieces? Anyways, would you get in this Taxi? #Pokemon #Gothitelle #CrazyTaxi

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Gonna be a rough month for me due to some irl family stuff. Hoping things don't get too bad or else I'll have to bust ass finding commissions to help keep things stable around here.

Considering Covid checks, I wonder if Universal Basic Income under a different name is a political winner to run on.

burgers of the world youtu.be/_q6S0Tmq3t8 This could be my hawk tuah

Oh, I'm also opening up commissions (2 slots for now) in case anyone is interested in a cute doodle or smth. 😊 Just needing some extra funds in case smth comes up between now and the end of the month.

Semi Ramblomatic returns! And it's asking you to briefly get back into the Halloween mindset for a bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mjz...

Bobby: Is it okay that I feel like I don't wanna live anymore? Hank: Yes Bobby, that's normal.

What Blake Snell is doing to this offense is illegal in 32 states.

How can anyone be against a challenge system?

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Got all possible ribbons I could get on my Poke Ball Plus Mew, Miu! She even has Mighty Mark from where I used her to whoop Mewtwo's ass! :D

Potentially a very bad development in St. Louis. William Contreras, an inning after taking a swing off the hand area on a catcher's interference, now leaves the game.

Final: Brewers 9, Cards 8 (10) What a ballgame. What an at-bat. Andruw Monasterio walks it off on his 10th-pitch single in the 10th. The clinch celly is on. The record: 91-58

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

So I went to Dollywood the other day with a friend, and I took my Spritzee plush with me. Got some very fun shots with it :D (+a bonus Bounsweet I won in a game) (1/2)

I love buying a big Ball jar of beef tallow