frunt of the lup

like my tweets please

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

everyone wants to kill me because i drive the speed limit

can i have 20 dollars

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

oooouuuugggh I think somebody poisoned the 2 cheeseburgers 2 large fries 2 large sodiepops and 10 chicken nuggets I ate last night.......

I go hard like Harry Raymond Eastlack But my bones brittle, a skeleton attack Got ran over sitting in the back of the theater, a car attacked

Passed my driving test todaaaaaay!~ >.< One step closer to total freedom AND I drove drunk legally for the first time !!

gargle my shorts, pissbrain. i got cigarettes to eat

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The $1.50 slice [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

@malicia-dog.bsky.social's Fursona drawn Sonic-style!! Plus a Bonus Rover Chao cause ever Sonic style OC deserves a cute Chao to go with it!! :3

my 100% guaranteed cure for hiccups: fill your mouth with water tilt your head back and plug your nose Breath in through your mouth. Fill your lungs with water and your hiccups will be gone.

im able to flex my innards to force myself to vomit. sometimes i do it just for fun

Shoutouts to pokemon for funding my vacation

boutta chuff back a peter

jebediah glockenspiel

some days i feel several inches taller

the Glistening Green Guy

*slaps my big round belly* oooouuuuugh im so full of abstract concepts and thoughts....

Waiting for the birth of Stewie

they call me Big Money Mallie. not because im rich but because all my bills are of comical proportions

i love drinking beer and i love eating pizza and i love playing with my friends

enter this post to win a giveaway 100 dollar #m,oney

Fun Easter egg in the DS Lite: the system has a hidden “red screen” mode! It can be unlocked through blunt force.

they calll me pussyroach because i smoke that thingg like a doobie

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when yo tummy hurt so much that your balls start to ache thats how you know you had a big yummy meal

i think of a kind shark

everybody says that pigeons are the rats of the bird world but yknow what i like pigeons, i like rats

sprite tastes different when you drink it from a bottle vs a can #relatable #funny #showerthoughts #reallymakesyouthink #geniusatwork #comedycentral #nintendoswitch #giveaway

drivers ed is jnsane now

everytime i make 3 or more tweets in a row with 0 likes i get very sad. please like this one or i may do something scary. no i will not make better tweets

we are barley jerk

t hey call it longdry because it takes a long time to do it

George WD40 Bush

only real family guy fans will remember this savory treat from 2014 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

they're inventing a new genre of horse

my money fat like garfield wallet orange filled with lasagna

grease-eating seal gonna eat a meal goin to the store gonna buy some veal

mud-eating daughter need to drink some water goin to the zoo, gonna see myself an otter

i need $36,874 asap

im always sayin this