Sometimes when I'm bored I go on omegle and roleplay as Chevy Chase

They don't make video games for the humble irradiated gamer anymore

if she don't talk tuah, i don't wanna walk tuah

I wish that too man... maybe one day

Add me as a Friend in #GarfieldGO! 302454428

me when I'm turning on my mods for super smash bros brawl

Fuck this gay earth what's even the point anymore

Knee deep in mud, rats gnawing at my ankles, I push forward for that sweet "smirnoff iced"

They're inventing a new way to consume media. I can't tell you what it is or they'll kill me. But keep your eyes peeled. Or should I say, keep your NOSE peeled

Out of laundry juice I'm washing my clothes with raw water today

IT'S FINALLY THAT TIME!! Winner will be chosen 12/12. To Enter: Follow Me Repost this announcement Comment below with a SFW ref sheet! GOOD LUCK!!

I need likes on my posts in order to live. Every like adds one day times my follower count to my life. What sort of cruel god birthed me into this machine

that's it we're taking your ass to the caramel vat

We out uere drinkin paint without the aint

67! 67!

Just saw a bigass spider run under my pillow who gives a shit anymore he can stay

Ok google, show me "Big Boobs"

otherworldly forces speak through me

Forgot to do my garfield dailies yesterday :/ there goes my 5 month streak...

I've only just awoken and I already wish for tomorrow to come

I need a yummy treat I need it urgently I need a little snack that tastes divine or I'm gonna lose my mind

Does anybody want to buy feet pics or smth I could use the money

anyone have any tips on making better comics

burgers of the world youtu.be/_q6S0Tmq3t8 This could be my hawk tuah

burgers of the world youtu.be/_q6S0Tmq3t8 This could be my hawk tuah

goin down to subway gonna getmyself a meatlong football

goin down to south park gonna get myself a beer

I gotta stop smoking so much weed I don't give a shit if it's bad for my health but it's bad for my wallet and that's NOT OK!!!

saw like a weird creature in my backyard i wasnt able to take a photo or get a video but i drew a picture

Fuuuuuuuuucccck... My bed was so cozy last night it's like I was floating through time and space

ZA team <3

There aren't enough epic boobs on my feed

They're putting me in the contraption that rends my flesh and burns my innards until I'm a screaming puddle of bones and goop

Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌

They're putting me in the contraption that slams my head repeatedly into the wall in a mechanical yet strangely human fashion

11 Nov 2025

I love friendship and money those are my two favourite things :) Fat bitches and weed are 3 and 4

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

flaming moe's

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