total eclipse of the bart

being a pokemon fan is awesome because when you finally get tired of those gay games you can sell em for several hundred a pop

i exist solely as a vessel for fun times and enjoyment

when your phone batterys at 67%!!! LOL #funny #relatable #boobs #essay

Treasures from tonight's adventure: Mysterious bolt - Unknown purpose, coated in rust Rusty knife - Melee, 7 damage, poison effect Member's Card - More shop access!

sorry chat im normal-ish now

Fuck you all goodbye

Does something like this exist???

My biggest fear is being vulnerable so I word all my genuine fears and problems as weird cryptic jokes

Today we launch the e-Reader e-Reader!

if i dont go outside and experience worldly beauty at least once a day i become a danger to myself

Some of the Super Mario Galaxy movie reviews are hilarious, this isn't the usual "ahem, it's a sugar rush for children" the movie inflicted this guy with Frenzy

Good find at the shoppes today

2026 the year of dying

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Moved my pc into a different room and holy moly my internet speeds immediately quadrupled

Building up a good sized collection on my ipod

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you i use you for scanning film and syncing my ipod ONLY!!! fuck you fuck you fuck you

some amazing deals tonight on marketplace

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Epic crucifixion comm by @333444999.bsky.social

Found a prepaid visa with $16 left on it today life is so good

this game lets you achieve your wildest dreams

I think I should smoke more cigarettes

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

They're putting me in the contraption that siphons out all my blood and leaves a pallid corpse where I once was

Smoked a cigarette tonight and chat I think this could be the start of something beautiful

Representation in games matters

Shoutouts to steam trading cards I love making 40 cents whenever I finish a game

why do they got cold slaw but not hot slaw

why do they got cold slaw but not hot slaw

if she dont wanna talk tuah i dont wanna chalk tuah

Forgot I had changed my name to Baseball Diamond on the mcdonalds app and died laughing when the drivethru worker asked "Order for Baseball?"

refresh

horseyland is animated now

Master Chief

and the oscar goes to lego brian

It is never too early for a yummy beer

Nostalgia

I got my Masters in comparative folklore at Wolf Academy. I have to pay my student loans in bones.

started listening to king gizzard and the lizard wizard recently and it turns out murder of the universe is the greatest album of all time

cataquack with a fat blunt