"mr putin i fear we really have to get down to business, so tell me are you ready to extradi-" "But Sharaa we haven't even got to the exploits of Alp Arslan at the Battle of Manzikert in 1071-" *Jolani thinking* ya allah deliver me from this fuckass history buffoon

I condemn piking anybody. That seems like a bad thing for this hasan fellow to do. With a lethal implement. Poking. Sad.

really think bluesky is destroying my brain

I'm responding to this as a quote thread because it'll make referencing this point easier later. The point of these mass demonstrations isn't that people think marching around with signs will force Hitler to resign. Despots crack down on any dissent for a reason, because they need popularity.

the baby caught a glimpse of microsoft teams on her dad’s phone. you hope to shelter them from things like this until they’re older. naturally she’s inconsolable

Fuckin hell, are we doing "personal growth doesn't exist and shouldn't be acknowledged" discourse again? I can't take this shit.

the median republican volunteer for 2024 is a 25 year old groyper with a statue avatar twitter account who uses the word cuck roughly as often as I use "fuck" and is obsessed with seed oils and has a laptop full of the kind of anime porn that should get you 20 years in supermax

Fully internalizing the statement "genre is marketing" will set you free

We talk a lot about "gutter racism" but we rarely hear about the racism of other roofing necessities. How do shingles feel about Brown vs. Board of Ed

My favorite part of this movie is when Jared Leto said "it's Tronning Time" and trons all over them

hello scott this is your political strategist speaking. i am advising you to please keep posting this hsit

The only good part of SNL is Weekend Update, and even that isn't what I'd call the pinnacle of comedy entertainment

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Hell of it is, if the accusations are true then one of the more prominent left wing voices being an animal abuser discredits the entire movement, but if they're false then it demonstrates that any left wing voice can easily be silenced by making up shit. Either way, they win.

Really getting into stupid bullshit recently. Have you guys heard about stupid bullshit

It says so much that even the scraps Dems are trying to defend from cuts are too costly for the media, political and business elite. Theyve all coalesced behind the idea that this country needs a hard shift of all power towards capital.

And I thought *I* was the King of Fumbling

stanislav baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

i’ve never learned the exact meaning of “dunning-kruger effect” but i’m pretty sure i get the gist of it

An immutable rule of the Internet is that no matter what platform you're on, it will always inevitably be run or moderated (likely both) by someone who is actively both evil and arrogantly stupid. There is no escape from this. It's just like real life.

Chat is this a good sign for my power consolidation

Pete either started drinking again and needs to stop, or stopped drinking and needs to restart.

ee-ven floooo-ooww thoughts arrive like butterflies

mid life crisis as in your life is mid

i think a lot of the whole gen z hates sex scenes thing can largely be boiled down to "generation that lives with parents doesn't want their parents to walk in at the wrong time"

Alexa, play that one Dead Kennedys song

“He was later spotted in a broom closet attempting to suck his own dick.”

Kimmel will be fine. He's loaded and can just start hanging out with Sam Seder or Hasanabi. Khalil, meanwhile, is getting deported to Syria. It's not even a contest about which one is worse off on a personal level. But the societal effects of the Kimmel Affair, I think, are greater.

I endeavor to be worse every day.

could not more strongly agree with Ganz re: the Horst Wesseling of Charlie Kirk

>buy new fantasy role-playing game >look inside >Halo

I'm in a weird place with my Advanced Depression (Loneliness Variant) where the idea that people are out there being affectionate and intimate with each other feels so foreign to me it might as well be some shit from a Nat Geo documentary about aliens.

Don't want to say anything I don't want read to a jury at a hearing. So I have nothing to say.

The overlap between people who want to be police officers to replace them and people who would arrest ICE officers for breaking the law is maybe three people and one of them is Gavin Newsom

You can't yell racial slurs at your dog anymore. Because of Woke.

Trump has a personal interest in erasing the distinction between a child and an adult.

all im saying is if we start saying we think the first one is more woke we can really fuck with their heads

The institutions have fallen and redistricting won't work, but we should still do it because some of the shards might be sharp enough to [REDACTED]

the P320 hungers for femoral arteries

Why don't we just have all of Bond's illegitimate children over the years fighting with each other to claim the title of 007? That could be fun, I think.

Sorry your kids had to see someone way cooler than you, Will. You neec a fuckin binky to cope with it?

Legend has it that when Europeans first got their hands on them, they thought tomatoes were really toxic. Took them a while to figure out that what was happening was the acid in the tomatoes was leeching out the lead from the pewter they were using as plates.

The incredible part about this is that we all know LLMs aren't alive, but upon hearing this output from Gemini all of our reactions treat it like it is.

Lets release a bunch of drones over an armed population where a not insignifigant percentage people believe drones are spreading chemtrails or whatever Not like me who hunts drones for sport. I'm normal

Never forgot this banger @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social

Ok, as a scifi nerd this is kinda fuckin cool, but I have concerns. How is the uranium gonna get to the moon? How is the power gonna get back? How are you gonna keep that thing from melting down? If these people weren’t morons, I'd actually be excited.

American Eagle's marketing team *definitely* didn't feed leads to outlets about this to drum up buzz. Clickhole had the best take: clickhole.com/addressing-t...