Butlerian jihad against the cult of the operator

I would like to, in between fits of coughing, propose we start calling this flu strain that's dodging the vaccines the "RFK Flu" because fuck him

I remember the first time I learned about actual neo-Nazis still existing as more than pulp novel characters was in the context of them forming a serious part of the brony community.

Some of us want to be slobs and we have the right to self determination

He's jackin it

Generating as many pictures of Goofy executing civilians as I can to drive Disney's stock value as far down as it can go and make the Mouse regret this deal as soon as possible. Their own weapons will be their undoing.

I can believe the electorate is like this, but the politicians are either desperate to become Vichy France or are getting dragged into it by the former.

You could probably get half the GOP to vote for a bill to immediately install communism if you named it the Freedom Patriot Eagle Jesus Act

Transphobes don't need to do all this. I already hate them on the principle of bigotry is wrong, so it wasn't necessary to make it personal. They never needed to come after me to make me hate them. They easily accomplished by going after a marginalized group that wasn't hurting anybody.

“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online

Did Hideo Kojima write this

I still struggle not to act on my impulses when I’m afraid of being rejected.

*Saruman voice* No, Gandalf, you cannot take a floor of the Orthanc for your "dope grow."

AOC-Van Hollen 2028: Eat Shit and Die, Elon

I am growing increasingly convinced that we could avoid the impending Venezuela War by showing Hegseth a picture of, like, FF7 or something and saying it's a real picture from Omaha that needs military intervention more

I am beggjng y'all, please. If you see a cool thread you want to share, please inly repost the first post in the thread. Please don't repost every single post in thr thread. It clogs up the timeline and inevitably displays backward anyway.

NEW STARGATE LET'S GOOOO STARGATE

If you just assume everyone with money and power is a scumbag, you’ll never be disappointed.

Chat is this a good thing to tell a judge

"Trump Boys" may be my favorite long-term bit by The Onion.

Gonna be honest, with how quickly Trump and the GOP got involved, I no longer trust that these files are legitimate

The first election I was aware of was 2008, the first I could vote in was 2016. The hyper-racist and fascist GOP is the only GOP I've ever known. All of the talk about going back to the good ol' days of normalcy is referring to a time before I was born. And I'm starting to get gray hairs.

This site is 45 percent highly credentialed PMC left-liberals cosplaying their role as future counsel for the House Unamerican Activities Committee (anti-MAGA edition) and 45 percent anarchists with bedtimes cosplaying as V from V for Vendetta

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

I was about to post an actual answer to this and then I remembered there are federal agents on this app who are working for an administration that thinks everyone to the left of Himmler is a terrorist

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached

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"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happe," I say, as I dump gasoline on my balls while crushing matchheads with a steel toed boot

“Yes, doctor, I do have constant intrusive thoughts of harming other people, I’m a Republican regime apparatchik”

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Turns out that in addition to the "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" people, there's a contingent who are flabbergasted that the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is about having leopards eat people's faces *at all*.

ITS NUT NOVEMBER!!!!!1! CUM IN UR PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!1!!!!

Fun Dick Cheney Facts! His first daughter was born 9 months after the Vietnam draft was expanded to include married adults without kids

“I cummed for 3 hours straight and it took a zamboni to fix the damage I had done. I’m also in the hospital“

Anyone know if SteamOS is ready yet? Playing games on Linux is a giant pain in the ass.

EEEEEEEEFICIENCY AND PROGRESS, IS OURS ONE A-MORE

btw all saints day includes saint patrick. getting wasted rn

Pouring uncooked rice into a kid's Halloween bag, as praxis

a lot of political “scandal” coverage is just the media making a decision about whether public opinion needs a corrective

I wonder if Trump knows that Chief's best friends are a black man, a Hispanic man, his Alexa and her autistic daughter, and an actual alien. Doesn't he hate all four of those?

I have no funny or insightful things to say, I just use this place to subject others to the words and phrases that tumble around in my head

Read about the concept of precarious masculinity and everything about white men makes a ton of sense.

Apparently, America is where Marxist class analysis goes to die.

I kinda feel like vidya is slightly different in the sense of a lot of multiplayer games only have around a 2 year lifespan before the playerbase moves on and the servers are a ghost town. So if you don't get in while it's new and expensive, you aren't really "getting in" as it were.

One must imagine the piss soaked robot happy