TRUMP is Dead!! Sources are reporting he had a heart attack an hour ago. no, not really, but I made you feel good for a couple of seconds. That's the most you can hope for now days.

This Film often has the piss taken out of it for being a rather sedentary piece about 2 people just talking a lot — BUT — it has one of the most brilliantly prescient monologues in the history of Movies imho. MY DINNER WITH ANDRE (1981) Have a listen.

And there you have it!

“.. I raised my hands, and he asked, ‘Where’s the money?’ That’s when I realized it was a robbery. It wasn’t ICE.” @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Pop Quiz: Locate the Actual Patriots...

If you ask an LLM if it is intelligent, this is what it will say: Gemini: Nope, absolutely not, I'm a calculator with extra steps Claude: Probably not, but I can't actually check my internal processes to be sure Grok: Hey, wanna see a chimp dick?

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

I don't understand this UFC thing on the 250th. I thought America's sport was baseball, not this tacky shit.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

It’s just how bullies operate.

"The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them." ~ George Orwell

This is Nacho. He has big feelings. Every stuffed animal he owns is very aware of this. 14/10 (IG: nacho_thekneadydog)

And the most pathetic and disgusting part is that they would.

Today In 1993: Texas #Rangers outfielder Jose Canseco has a fly ball bounce off his head and over the wall for a home run at Cleveland Stadium in one of the all-time greatest #baseball bloopers! #Funny #MLB #History

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

Please have a reflective Memorial Day.

Good Dog Tony

Deep in a cavernous New York City warehouse, the artisans behind some of the world's most beloved children's characters have been fashioning costumes and puppets for years in relative anonymity. Now Jim Henson's Creature Shop is drawing back the curtain. https://to.pbs.org/3PqBWcy

"Freedom is not a slogan; it is a sacred trust paid for by heroes." Thank you for your service. 🙏 #MemorialDay2026 🇺🇸

Our government telling an adversary to disregard the President's social media posts because they're not real and are intended for promotional purposes and US media consumption, says it all. Holy fuck.

Variety: CBS is "standing down" and has stopped issuing takedown notices on Stephen Colbert's new "Only in Monroe" public access series Public pressure works, kids variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

Here's this week's "Give me a ballroom" fake assassination attempt

Rewatch complete of this 90s action/romcom classic. Possibly my favorite Cusak performance his chemistry with Driver who’s equally great is off the charts. Tremendous script filled with laughs, quotable dialogue and moments of fun action elevated by an 80’s infused soundtrack!

This show was soooo entertaining! (This link takes you to the whole show on YouTube. Also links you to Colbert's new YouTube channel. Subscribe! youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?... ---Not political, just fun & his "music director" is surprising & way 😎.

Shut Delaney Hall down, NOW.   Today, @menendez.house.gov and I went to Delaney Hall because of the inhumane conditions we've been hearing about.   What I saw and heard is absolutely unacceptable.

This regime hates disabled people. They view us as “useless eaters”. They’ve threatened “wellness camps”, Medicaid and access to many medications. They want people to suffer. Forcing them to lose their housing or give up their service animal is cruel & unusual punishment

I saw a woman driving a Cybertruck this morning and I’m thinking about calling Coast To Coast AM because that’s got to be more rare than a Sasquatch sighting.

So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

The day after Colbert’s final show, CBS Radio News signs off as well. The news program that became famous as Edward R. Murrow reported live from London rooftops during the Blitz, now silenced. Good night, and good luck. And Fvck you CBS.

Colbert has provided ample evidence with Only In Monroe that all the resources he had at The Ed was NOT what made him funny and worthy. He can literally go to a cable access channel, do the same thing, and still be funny and worthy. He doesn't need CBS. The Network was holding him back.

I live in a county that went 81% for Trump, in a representative district that hasn't gone blue in nine decades, in a state with a gerrymandered GOP supermajority, in a country run by a kleptocrat and his compliant Republican cronies, but sure, I live in a bubble because I'm on fucking Bluesky

The Space Shuttle could hold a flying laboratory called Spacelab in its cargo bay. Three French-made computers ran Spacelab. I opened up a Spacelab computer and found that instead of a microprocessor, it is built from a multitude of simple chips. Let's take a closer look at the computer...

Please stop saying Trump is responsible for all the horrible things that are happening. He’s too stupid to think of these things. This is Vought and the Heritage Foundation Nazis. Go after them.

Peacock Spider (genus Maratus), a group of tiny Australian jumping spiders famous for their vibrant colours and elaborate courtship dances to attract its mate. They are very tiny in size only between 2-5 millimetres ( the size of a pea)

I figured there would be shady conduct with the Broadview Six grand jury, but it's unreal. Vouching is bad enough, but dismissing grand jurors who disagreed with them, hiding a no true bill, and hiding pages of the transcript from the judge? That should be disbarment. That's WAY beyond sanctionable.

Such welcome news. www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Do you ever look a people and wonder what kind of ants crawl in their brain? Never a dull moment.

I've never seen a series finale as funny, emotionally impactful and downright spectacular as last night's Late Show! What a pleasure it was to meet the hundreds of staff members and thank them personally (and pose for selfies) for entertaining us for more than a decade. ♥️🙏-mh #GoneButNeverForgotten

The way he jumped in without hesitation. This is peak dog happiness. Original post

Bruce Springsteen has no fucks to give. 👏

We are a shit hole country existing only to serve and enrich .01% of the population at the expense of 99.9% of us. Cue the pitchforks and torches, we need to tear down the castles.

I engage with hundreds of Trump followers every day. Been doing it for years. There are some of them, reflected by Rep Norman here, who will just never be pulled back to the world of truth.👇

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

Let’s post what we would do with the 1.8 BILLION slush fund instead of giving to traitors & criminals who attacked our country. I’ll go first I would create a fund to pay for veterinary care & pet boarding for low income pet owners. I personally believe that pets are essential to mental health

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

Just so I understand correctly, leaders of countries can now go to OTHER COUNTRIES & actually arrest the elected leaders of those countries if they feel the leader is guilty of crimes? Hello, Canada? DID YOU HEAR THIS?🤔

oh to be a baby deer trying strawberries for the first time

Full investigation please!~