all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Hasan: I am not willing to sit back and watch our glorious American multiracial and multicultural democratic experiment destroyed by the guy from Home Alone 2.

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

This is a fantastic book about ass kicking female superheroes.

A shit talking Pope is my favorite Pope 🤣

More Halloween goodness and what to avoid: exclaim.ca/film/article...

Hi, it’s me, an author and librarian-in-progress, here to tell you, yes, YOU, that every form of reading is valid. Ebooks, audiobooks, physical books, graphic novels, romance, old pulp books, the back of the cereal box, whatever. If it gets narrative to your brain, that’s good.

Is there a way I can pre-disorder this, so references to it don’t appear in my feeds? I’m willing to pay.

Much of the scenes and dialogue were taken from the 1957 movie drama, Zero Hour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v2...

Hey #portfolioday You can read about stuff I've written here: Always looking to write more!https://glennmatchett.wordpress.com/2021/12/10/portfolio/

for example this one hudsonbooksellers.com/book/9798217...

very exciting, for a limited time Hudson Booksellers has 30% off online pre-orders --- IN CASE YOU WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANY BOOKS.

"I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone. All my dreams. Pass before my eyes with curiosity." Bills vs. Falcons October 13th, 2025 For a moment there, I almost had hope. #Bills

@marcdachamp.bsky.social Happy Bills Day! (Evening.)

And who does Bart have to team up with to stop the invasion? Sideshow Bob. “Killer Klowns from Evergreen Terrace.” Boom. Hire me, Disney.

@leebee4life.bsky.social 1/? You remember Sequester? There were two. Sequester mini played online in one evening & went boom during lockdown. A new one almost every night. One on Youtube, filmed in a real house, weekly Youtube episodes. A very hyper fast quirky version of Big brother but different.

Very good thread.

the inflatable costume thing is an extremely smart tactic

A preview of what your bookshelf can look like in a couple months. #BB27 #Survivor #RHAP stephenfishbach.com taranarmstrong.com

Redux John Byrne covered… • Fantastic Four 249 (1982) • Superman (v2) 8 (1987)

Oh wow. I learned about the “Gish Gallop” from Eugenie Scott, but I had no idea she coined the phrase. Gish Gallop is a debate tactic where Dwayne Gish rattled off so many misleading points his opponents could never respond to them all. Now it’s common parlance in online debate culture.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Secondary source www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

@marcdachamp.bsky.social Do you have opinions on the V/H/S franchise? Might make this my horror franchise for October 2025. Having laid Paranormal Activity to rest.

RIP to one of the greatest. I mean… I just can’t anymore with this.

Ah, damn it.

AU/NZ/UK can pre-order it here!! www.textpublishing.com.au/pre-orders/c...

#RecipeOfTheDay is a one-pan affair of bolstering cosiness: Sage & Onion Chicken and Sausages, which is just crying out to be served with a creamy potato gratin or pile of buttery mash. You know it makes sense! www.nigella.com/recipes/one-...

the John Candy doc is on amazon. its the funniest people who have ever lived making you tear up for two amazing hours.

Cap out here teaching the kids that you can just be a girl

@raygoldfield.bsky.social !

I'm so excited that @text_publishing has agreed to publish Escape! in Australia, New Zealand, and the UK! LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS COVER!!!!

@glennmatchett.bsky.social @marcdachamp.bsky.social @raygoldfield.bsky.social Happy October, my little horror loving group! exclaim.ca/film/article...

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Portland Frog gets it

Hawkeye has a top 5 Marvel costume and if anyone at Marvel wants to let me pitch it, I will give you a story that explains why he ditched the costume and simultaneously gets him back into it.

@marcdachamp.bsky.social @raygoldfield.bsky.social It speaks for itself.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook. MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops! ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

Nathan Hill is one of my favorite authors. His books are vast and emotionally complex, but also hilarious and antic, wrestling with major social themes even as they delight in their comic characters. Having him blurb my novel is such a profound honor, and hopefully speaks to Escape!’s DNA.

@raygoldfield.bsky.social !

'Is he breathing?': A #Survivor49 player is bitten by a venomous snake in a scary scene that pulls back the #Survivor production curtain. ew.com/survivor-49-...

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”