I'm always so confused when people I've never interacted with before block me. And I'm offended. You can't just ignore me, you have to get dramatic?

I think poor Nancy Guthrie is probably dead. Nobody keeps a hostage this long.

The racism that we're trying to profit from is hindering our ability to hire the people we need to make the profit.

i am begging people to understand that without black church attendees, especially women, the democratic party is not a viable political party and religion isnt just about right wing evangelicals.

Look at me getting a 100% on that multiple choice, open book quiz.

Has anyone uploaded all the documents to an AI thingy and asked for an analysis to estimate the likelihood of certain individuals being murderous sex monsters based on correspondence?

Makes you wonder who financially benefits from killing that technology and company 🤔

Greed over morality has always been his calling card.

In 20 years when nobody remembers what "crashed out" is supposed to mean, just show them Pam Bondi.

Anyone who thinks for reasons nobody can possibly understand that China will cancel the Stanley Cup (???) might enjoy reading @davebidini.bsky.social's excellent book "Tropic of Hockey."

Then I decided, no, I will NOT let ChatGPT take the em dash from me. YOU CANNOT HAVE IT.

I stressed for like ten minutes wondering whether this em dash is going to make the prof think I used AI.

I wanna be a bodega cat. Live among the dish soaps and bananas, get pets from happy people eating breakfast sandwiches. Be appreciated for doing my job of catching mice. No emails with little red exclamation points. Looking like a loaf of bread.

They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.

The child is mad because the lights are on. Not his bedroom light, just regular house lights we need so we can get dressed. We all prefer the quiet darkness of night, child. This is growing up.

I know people without ADHD cannot truly understand how 12 hours is basically 45 minutes to our brains.

Please tell me straight: as a doctoral student, is a 12 hour grace period on turning in major assignments a ridiculous accommodation request for someone with ADHD?

So I was in the hallway of the hotel pacing and crying and then this other woman stepped out of her room and she was also crying and we both nodded at each other because, yeah, who isn't crying these days?

The biggest flex on the internet this morning is complaining that you only speak one language and can't understand visual imagery.

Bad Bunny's show was so WHOLESOME.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

As a totally anecdotal measure of how normies are fed up: I’m on a peloton Super Bowl ride right now where 80 people are riding with #AbolishICE as their leaderboard tag

Please don’t welcome Ammon Bundy to the resistance. His whole schtick is hating the federal government (and being a Christian Nationalist cult leader). You do not want him in your movement.

I really like Savannah Guthrie and desperately hope her mother is still alive. But I think Kash Patel has millions and millions of pages of evidence of child trafficking and murder that he needs to personally deal with before flying down for an Arizona vacation.

I have to use AI in this class and it makes me angry.

"If I worked in pharma I'd be able to afford this program I'm taking so that I can make enough money not to go back to pharma."

That's not how you spell "pneumonia" and I'm just embarrassed on Epic's behalf now.

Dead bird on the porch one week, live bird in the living room the next.

I am waiting for my institution to confirm they are proactively addressing this as an imminent point of failure in our own system but I am not holding my breath. It's either secret or non-existent and both suck.

You know, that irrational anti-child rapist mob.

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From now on, I assume any suspicious death of anyone even tangentially related to someone who might know someone who knows something about Epstein was actually a hit.

A good way to know which families to avoid is to make note of who is leaving laugh reacts on your local school system's Black History Month posts.

Why are there so many random = signs substituted for letters in these gross files?

This white Australian lady demanded the United States "give Australia back our land and the rest of the hemisphere" and it's like, you haven't even given your Australian land back to your own Indigenous people. Also, North America was never Australian land in the first place. But she was real mad.

My popcorn brings all the birbs to the yard.

So Tesla is pivoting from death cars that nobody could afford to robots that nobody can afford and will probably be death robots. You can't build a car with reliable self driving so you're gonna build a robot that will absolutely kill us.

These feel like coded instructions for murder.

This bird will come back to life and you can't tell me any differently.

Here I am putting a dead bird in a box with food and water and a hand warmer and expecting it to come back to life. Follow me for more unrealistic life tips.

"What we're going to have is a real-world experience of when unvaccinated people get measles," he said. "What is the new incidence of hospitalization? What's the incidence of death?" -Dr. Kirk Yay I get to cosplay as a scientist with no ethics Milhoan

I've got that "something's not quite right" feeling but it never really means anything so I'm just going to ignore it but also MARK MY WORDS.

This is why following sports is helpful! This phrasing = she's about to be relieved of her duties on a Friday morning and assistant coach Kyle Neptune will be the interim coach for Sunday's game vs. the Pelicans.

One of the craziest things is that ICE actually had an opportunity to brag, "Look, we just restrained this man with a gun instead of shooting him nine times" and yet once they restrained and disarmed him, they still shot him nine times.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

O'Hara refusing to step away from the scene is something to keep an eye on

My dog's super power is looking out the window with one eye and looking at the kitchen with the other. This way he can be alerted to harmless neighbors AND potential food scraps at the same time.

Bovino will choose poorly when he reaches for the holy grail.

You probably don't need a reminder but here's one anyway.

Does anyone use Google NotebookLM?