Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Cozy football podcast time!!!!

The amount of stuff I'm having to send back to Amazon lately is ridiculous.

Think the weird thing about the whole 'everyone's on two apps' thing is that I'm just starting to feel so divorced from everything. Grateful for the times we had on the Bird App that gave me the pals I have now, though 💙

May he rot.

As if Minah just got bagged by someone who hasn't washed her hair in three weeks. Appalling. #TheTraitorsUK

Right, we all back on here properly then?

Excited to feel extremely smug with a heated gilet on later.

🎙️ 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝟮𝟯 🔵 A bizarre afternoon in Bournemouth 🔵 The need for clarity on key positions/appointments 🔵 How do #EFC navigate Jan window? @mattjfootball.bsky.social @bridewell.bsky.social @theblueroomefcpod.bsky.social Listen 👉 tinyurl.com/yp9u4yrd

The final Everton Byline ep (No 22) of 2024 🔵🎧 - Forest defeat shows #EFC & Dyche's limitations - Big Jan ahead - @mattjfootball.bsky.social tells Maupay to grow up - Highs & lows of 2024 W/ @bridewell.bsky.social Thanks and HNY to everyone who has listened! tinyurl.com/32un4urt

Last ever home game at Goodison Park for 2024 - Pop into St Luke's Church before Eve V Nott - Framed Goodison Park Turnstile Photographs for only £20 - Cash is best 💙 The Everton FC Heritage Society Everton Football Club #thatsmygate #everton #goodisonpark #bramleymoore

@evertonfc.com please can this become a thing at BMD thank you

Anybody else not surprised at 1 in 3 Everton fans having hypertension? #everton

Delighted to announce that once again I am of course Right About Everything. Now to sit back and watch the fume unfold.

🚨🚨Upside down car, we’re now back at peak Formula E 🚨🚨

The fact @itvx.bsky.social have just decided to lash six adverts on is ridiculous. Let us watch the race.

Formula E!!!!

How’ve we got genuine plod in this fanbase and not one of them has done a little 🔵 about if the match is on tomorrow or not.

📨 Mailbag needs you 🫵 Could be a bumper, pre-derby-nightmare-before-Christmas line-up with @lesroberts.bsky.social, @davedownie17.bsky.social, @peterjmacca.bsky.social, Warren & (maybe) Keith answering questions on #Everton and anything else 🔥 Best own goal you've ever seen? Get your questions in 👇

Just a friendly reminder that the stadium is still a building site and isn't finished/open yet

Both of those goals were Dom’s btw

Get yourself a pub where you’re celebrating the goals on MOTD together 💙 ( @denbighcastle.bsky.social )

As a Sean Dyche truther though, I want to point out that, as hinted at in that press commentary, we don’t know what level of basket case the club actually is behind closed doors.

What the fuck just happened?

Pigs in blankets are not as good as either bacon or sausages. There. I’ve said it. You might think you’re a special special pork King… but you’re not. Your bacon won’t be as crisp as it should be. Your sausage won’t have a pleasing skin roast. You’re basically being a Greg Wally.

Taking New Year orders for Goodison models. She's closing soon and will be gone forever. Make sure you get your piece of history before its too late. DM me for further details

One of the most frustrating parts of this job is seeing info from stories lifted without proper credit. Whether intentional or not, it harms the viability of the journalism on which people - including aggregators - rely. Takes 30 seconds to link - and no, tagging me or the company doesn't cut it

It's going to be Peak Everton when Tyler Young slots two past his own father to knock Everton out of the cup.

Massive away win for the little fella.

At least Big Dunc’s currently free?

But that’s the manager’s fault, aye.

Told yous all, the all-blue kit is a curse and it should be legged firmly into the sea.

Tom Davies gets his curls back and instantly becomes a goal magnet, is it? Take notes, Dominic.

To clarify here, Farhad Moshiri is converting the £400m+ loans to build our new stadium into Equity. He’s taking the hit. Not passing it on to #EFC Think there are many fans at other clubs who would see Moshiri as an owner who puts club before himself. We should recognise this.

You have to feel for the BBC journalist writing this. (and neglecting to add that the cover/music video for this was a pair of Regal Chebs, and the music they rap over in this is the BBC News theme)

Season Ticket pricing for Everton’s first campaign at its new state-of-the-art home on the banks of the River Mersey has been revealed. ⬇️ www.evertonfc.com/season-25-26...

Sheila, Jesus was very famously cancelled it involved a cross and some nails

Turning up 15 minutes late Complaining about how hot the room is

No, babe, I don’t think so.

Every year, the Inclusive Hub pack and deliver hampers to support local families in need over Christmas. This year, our doors are open if anyone would like to get involved. The event is on Saturday 14th December from 12pm at the Inclusive Hub, 39 Thornton Road, Bootle, L20 5AN. Thank you 📦📦📦📦📦📦

The Everton Family. 💙 Follow all our official accounts in one go! 👇

No Children is doing the rounds again on Tiktok and let me just tell you that there's nothing more cathartic than screaming those final six lines at the kettle. open.spotify.com/track/5cxnST...

Apparently, it's three years on from when @tonycampari.bsky.social and @maggieblue.bsky.social had the U23 side listening in on a Space...

Napoleon's advisors on the way back from Moscow.

Every 20 minutes, someone in the UK is diagnosed with blood cancer

This is genuinely my favourite footy-related podcast at the minute, and I look forward to it every week. Just a nice, quiet, almost-meditative hour of good chat by two lads who know their stuff. A veritable football ASMR of a pod. I'm making a cup of tea right now for it.