I keep trying to remember that old “you can lead a horse’s to water… but you can’t make it drink” stuff, when it comes to people’s ability to misread and project their assumptions on to others even when it’s spelt out to them. Back to reading a book it is!

I’ve spent my afternoon reading what some may call utterly trashy fiction. And I gotta say, this has been one of THE best Sundays in a long time. Happy Me!

It’s a good Sunday tbh… so have another absolute tune!

This 👇

You know what I’m getting from all these first covert posts?? A lot of you saw your first gigs when you were still a toddler. Or, alternatively, you are all far older than I thought. In which case, there is some secret anti-aging serum out there that you chaps are hoarding for yourselves!

So I’ve started a rewatch of Looking (not for the first time) as all the other Brit boys go Ice Hockey mad… my god Jon Groff was young in 2014.

When am I allowed to give my Heated Rivalry review in the UK??? Cos I wanna talk about the take away… I love it, but… I have things to say… it’s been a long time and most doe yards have seen it right??? Cos… ok I’ll wait!

Maybe cos he and I share a proper name (Christopher - call me Kit or Kip or Blu… never that). But yup, blubbered the whole way through

Post your favourite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.

So haven’t done a tune for awhile… this seems very apt for today Despite the version this has always been a bedroom fave… nice to be validated I guess. #MusicSky #AllTheThings #Harrison youtu.be/9lk6eI9Rk3s?...

I mean… who could have predicted???

How the hell did Citroen manage that?!?! #FormulaE

Slightly diminish a band: Spice Girls 🌶️ mild

So rather than a rewatch of “that gay hockey show”… I’m half working and half watching the Mexico ePrix I cannot confirm or deny which I’d rather be doing, but the one I am will require wine. #FormulaE #MexicoEP

Just realised that maybe tonight I might reinstall certain apps… something tells me there will be feral ppl on them tonight #HeatedRivalry #UKRelease

I…. Errrr…. Just… I think I need a drink… I…

I’m off to Ikea, on a Saturday. Pray for me navigating the

Love opening the windows and airing the house on a sunny crisp winters day However, I think the tiles in the downstairs hall just started turning into an ice rink.

Ah yes, have just remembered what today is! Happy 🥵🏳️‍🌈🏒🇬🇧 to all who celebrate!! #HeatedRivalry #Sky #Now #GayHockey

If I was a Traitor, I'd agree, then recruit Jessie and tell her what he did. #TheTraitors

Best thing about volunteering for the night shift?? Getting to announce your lunch break as “Time for some Midnight Snacks!!” (Friends wonder if I will ever grow up…)

Despite doing what I do here… I am darn sure my job would be harder elsewhere. Puts my concern for my night into perspective. Sharply

Tonight may not be a great night to have volunteered for being on-call. If you are out and about, well tbh anywhere in the UK, overnight stay safe folks (make my issues be infrastructure and not people 🙏 please)

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

I’m in that mood to put a silly bet on this years season… do I dare??! If it comes in will share with anyone who likes this… #F1 #WilliamsF1Team #Williams

Do I have to??? It’s cold out there….

Chris Murphy: "At some level he's winning tonight because clearly part of his intent here was to distract the American people -- you and I -- from what's happening here at home. You have 20 million families who are getting massive increases in their healthcare premiums. People will die."

Obviously there’s no need to fight the US militarily over Greenland. Everyone just dumps the dollar. 💥

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Sod it… time to demolish some of the leftover xmas blue cheeses and crackers

Wonder what these two are up to?? Same behaviour as just before the Syrian stuff the other day (all public info again)… interesting posturing go on. Will they switch the transponders off as the skirt the Syria/Jordan border 🤔 #RAF #FlightRadar #Syria #ModdleEast #ConcernedCitizen

Happy back to work day everyone! Just have an absolutely amazing day xx

Life lesson. Always read the text from the doctor properly rather than assume it’s a phone call like last time. This avoids the manic defrosting of the car and inevitable ice skating style fall as you hurl yourself across the car park to get to the doctors with 2 mins to spare for your appointment.

I keep fighting the Sunday Scaries away with “it’s just two weeks until you have your birthday week off”. Friends it is not working. It may be time to crack open the hot chocolate and little marshmallows as comfort.

Ah well, just light flurries passed through, not enough to cover the grass ☹️

Does anyone else have that thing where you drink a mug of strong coffee and instantly need a nap??? What is this f’d up back-to-front stuff with me? Like I’m wondering if this an actual medical thing now. Why am I like this? 🙄

So who’s gonna put money on Drumf making the DOJ claim Maduro is in the Epstein files???

I worry Americans don’t get irony or sarcasm…

K, I say this every episode. Why the hell does he insist on that daft shade of pink for his lippy?? #TraitorsUnCut #EdGamble #Fuchsia

THERE ARE STILL 15 MINUTES LEFT

Outside chance…. James is the secret traitor… dunno why. Maybe it’s my soft spot for a curly fringe.

“I’m happy to be the milked cow” Traitors UK

It would appear that, thanks to Andy, I have a new favourite. Also, doesn’t that last photo imply he’s in the final??? #Traitors #TraitorsUK

Right the murderous senile fascist swine can FOff. It’s time to grab the snacks and settle in for a bit of Traitors UK. Who we swooning over this year Bloomfs???

yeah its that time again "GOD IS AN AMERICAN..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3c...

Wow, I never imagined a world where both Wotsits and Tacos would be in my muted word lists…. Strange old world.

What??? Saturday night is now a Traitors UK night??? And at 19:30??? Well that is gonna mess up my plans to hide from the hell of TV and social media by gaming for the rest of the weekend.

Right adding more stuff to my mute lists before my brain explodes at the stupidity of folks supporting that senile fascist wotsit. Probably doing a disservice to that orange snack food.