Impulse purchase alert! 🚨 I’ll probably look like a sausage trying to escape its skin but will see when it arrives

About to soak away the Sunday scaries

I feel seen

Well that was a day. Glad its done and nearly the weekend

Treated myself

Vintage shop purchase. I carried this all the way home and now my arms don’t work. Send help to feed and bathe me.

Feeling meh but still smiling

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I am not ok. I didn’t want it to end.

I’m going in!

Whats everyone got planned this weekend?

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You know you've previously had a portion control issue when you trial Hello Fresh and this is the portion of mince they send for 2 people! Or do I just have massive hands?!

So who made New Year resolutions? And who’s already failed at them?

Getting ready for NYE party!

So trying to decide on NYE outfit Too much? #gay #gayboy #gaynewyear #newyear

Happy Sunday!

Middle age is showering and shaving so you can have a wild Saturday night in your PJs

And no I don’t fit the tub properly

I may have got carried away with the bubbles

Cheers! Chin chin! Glug glug🥂 I hope you all enjoy your festivities however you choose to celebrate Christmas. I’ll be here with my bucks fizz and my own body weight in chocolate. I may need a gym buddy in the new year! Enjoy! Love, Burty x

I hope you’re all having a better Christmas than John McClane did. Enjoy your festivities and don’t throw anyone off a building!

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Made it to hump day. Just about surviving being back at the 9-5 grind.

Manscaped and ready for first day back at work tomorrow since gallivanting off four months ago

Quiet Saturday night in

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Now, where was I? #backtoit #writingagain

It’s starting to feel like home

Was up way to early after the night before to recieve a furniture delivery.* *I was wearing clothes when the delivery man arrived

Just discovered the shoes I’ve bought do not fit aaargggghhhh I am going to have to improvise

Will I do? Getting dressed to make a surprise appearance at work Xmas party

Homemade Stilton and Broccoli soup. Now it’s starting to feel like a home.

Just testing out the new bathroom mirrors

Moving day! Here I go. First let’s get back to Brum.

Me, looking for the Christmas spirit

New bed ordered. The sights it’ll see. I almost feel sorry for it

Missing the sunshine today #throwback

In less than a week I managed to find a new place to call home and got offered a pay rise to go back to my job. I guess that’s one way of giving my doubters two fingers. Sorry not sorry!

New home found. Can move in next week 🔑

Yesterday I was awake at 2am. This morning it’s 4am. Slowly, so very slowly, my body clock is getting back to UK time

So the property search has begun and for the first viewing the Estate Agent sent me the wrong address which lead me walking 20 mins in the wrong direction. Wish me luck I may need it 🤦🏼‍♂️

Well my trip was always going to end but I never imagined it would end quite the way it has and much earlier than expected. 🤷🏼‍♂️ A spectacular showdown with my mum was not on my bingo card. Need to take a few days to figure some life logistics out. And to get my winter woolies out of storage 🥶 🌧️

Happy hump day fellas!

A little taste from home now available in Australian supermarkets. And yes this little piggy bought 3 packets. 🐽

Gay powers restored 🌈 ✨

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Have a great weekend!