When your friend thinks you being terrorised by gulls is amusing

The bugger came back for more!

This heatwave is giving me major FOMO. I miss being by the sea 🌊

Just trying to enjoy the outdoor space

Who’s joining me for a cold shower?

Found the one thing I’m consistently good at. Doing absolutely nothing. Take a sniff guys!

Here’s another clip from the archives of me enjoying outdoor activities with a short king. #chudai #cruising #outdoorsfun

Turns out I’m prolific when it comes to taking photos of my ass in mirrors 🤷🏼‍♂️

Talking of cruising, my deep dive into the bowels of my photo library dug up so much naughty fun. This one seems appropriate for the heatwave. I was in Gran Canaria and paid a visit to Basement Studios where I was enjoyed by this Bear 🐻

I fell down a rabbit hole this morning and started trawling through the photos on my phone. There are a lot of naked mirror selfies 🤷🏼‍♂️ No surprise. Will save them for another time. I also think thankfully I grew into my looks 🤔 #childhoodphoto #schoolphotos #schoolboy #gaykid #80skid

Showing pole instead of hole. The heat is obviously getting to me 🥵 Who’s going to give me a helping hand…or mouth?

At this point even my fingernails and toenails are sweating. Thankfully my accommodations for the next few days come equipped with a fan 🥵 #scorching #hothothot #hotgay #heatwave #thirstygay (Literally! I need water. I’m parched)

Ending the day how I started it. Showing off

It’s my hump day so here’s some early humping for your week

Thanks to my unofficial photographer 🤭😜

A few little snippets from my Substack that made me think, “Yeah… strangers should definitely read this.” Erm…What was I thinking? open.substack.com/pub/ermwhatw... Travel, oversharing, questionable life choices, and gay musings. #Travelwriting #gaytravel #gaywriter #gay #writingcommunity

Someone who I’d spoken to shortly after my last relationship ended reached out to me this week on Instagram. His reaction to my latest post went as follows:

I’d been at the sauna much of the afternoon…an exhilarating visit which left me sticky, spent and thinking to myself ‘It doesn’t get better than this!’ Read the full article on Substack open.substack.com/pub/ermwhatw... 👉Tag in your favourite queer cruising venue 👈

Erm…I might be getting carried away with my latest writing

Hello

I should be getting in the bath instead I’m fannying around 🤷🏼‍♂️

Despite the heat we have managed to have a great few days. Glad we got chance to celebrate the extremely talented @andyduchess.bsky.social at his wonderful exhibition. Then enjoyed a couple of days in Worcester. Which is quickly becoming a favourite place of mine ❤️

We are resorting to the floor in front of the breeze

Early bird

Whoops! He’s trying to escape the sweltering heat of my crotch

It was great to see so many familiar faces and meet new ones too, all out celebrating love and community Queens Heath Pride! #happypride #pridemonth #gaypride #pride #kingsheath

Office boy mode engaged

I was wearing more clothes than this when I was working from home. I promise. My little flat is a sweat box today. #gay #gayboy #gayuk #instagay #gaygram

Uh-oh I’m writing again. Erm…what was I thinking? Subscribe and read the rest of what I had to say. open.substack.com/pub/ermwhatw... #gay #gaywriting #nsfw #writing #substack

I’m socially exhausted. Is it too late in the day to take a nanna nap? Whoops…my jeans have slipped

After an eventful day it was great to be Justins plus one for the evening to a surprise birthday party. The surprise being the birthday boy would have no idea who I was! 🤭 #gayfriends #gay #gayuk #gaybrum

I don’t want to go back to work and you can’t make me! Oh wait I need to pay my bills…DAMMIT! Fine. Ok. Let’s get on with it. Urgggggghh

This little (well not so little) nerdy 80's gay boy is very happy right now. It's not a perfect film but it's Camp AF and so much fun! Go see it. I want the sequel that's teased at the end!

Wow Ikea was not thinking of those poor dyslexic Queers were they

A great Sunday outing to end a few days away in the loveliest of company.

I mean they know how to grab a boys attention haha

Have a great sunday all! #sundayfunday

Happy Pride Month Day 2 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can be a handful sometimes. That’s why I need to be kept in line 😜

A gorgeous weekend with beautiful people ❤️ @princeneale.bsky.social @pencilinapocket.bsky.social @andyduchess.bsky.social @patrickcaines.bsky.social

Cheltenham Trans Rights Protest 🏳️‍⚧️ Allies out in force…. If you ever needed a reason to love @andyduchess.bsky.social @patrickcaines.bsky.social @pencilinapocket.bsky.social & @itsburty.bsky.social even more 🩷🩵

Outfit of the day. Off to see my chums 🩵 🩷

Sometimes work has its perks. #workinggirl #officeboy #9to5 #lickme #iscream

I’ve treated myself to 12 inches…

It almost looks like my lanyard says meat haha It's like the universe is taunting me because it knows how I liked to be treated.

Hot ✔️ Bothered ✔️ Off to work…urrrggggghhh

Did it all again today. That’s a wrap on day 2 of #BirminghamPride Glad I got to pop @givewaytoart.bsky.social’s pride cherry too.

Considering the fact I started the day having damaged my 🍆 and a friend cancelling his planned visit for Pride 🏳️‍🌈 (unrelated to said 🍆 trauma) I’ve actually had a thoroughly marvellous day!

Pride ready 🌈 #gaypride #gaysofinstagram #gay #birminghampride #pridemonth

Heatwave 🥵 Will try not to leave a sweaty bum imprint on my armchair