Absolute scenes here at World Cheese Awards. Only half way through the final 14 top cheeses in the world & the UK already has THREE cheeses in the final 14!

A few more gems from The World Cheese Awards (and one absolute horror).

A few beautiful things from The World Cheese Awards. Bern. Switzerland. 🇨🇭 🧀

Well… The new White Lies record ‘Night Light’ is phenomenal. It’s up there with Big TV (which I love). Huge sound & excellent songs. Off to see them at Roundhouse in January. 😊

Introducing - ‘Introducing Mrs Collins’

I endorse this message:

🎬 The arts aren’t a luxury - they’re an export. At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined. 🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90

John Lewis. Thank God!

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻

A very funny ‘comedy’ video about AI…

Felt brute. Might delight later.

Exciting times! Here’s my third leg… Tickets at your local theatre or at: www.offthekerb.com/on-tour/

I said what I said. Sorry not sorry. Facts don’t care about your facts.

My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Prove me wrong Fash/Libs. 🤬💀😡 Debate me morons

Shakespeare wrote about them, "...some have Grape Nuts thrust upon them".

Grape Nuts… An inspiration to us all!

Oooh Oooh… I know this! Pick me! Pick me! Is it because the people with money they haven’t actually ‘worked for’ tend to fuck off with it any time anyone dares suggest that we need them to share some of it?

I'm not quite sure why my burglar alarm has a snooze button.

Hahahaha - got told off and unfollowed on Instagram for getting vaccinated. Lovely stuff. Off you pop then anti-vaxxers. A literal pox on you all.

🥃 🥃 🥃 💉! Shots Shots Shots!

No bells. 🔔 🇺🇸 🏆

Do you remember this beauty @marcusbrig.bsky.social youtu.be/w9Kaxd0vhrg?...

I fucking love any comedy performer that actually knows how to fill laughter breaks with interesting face-business and Routledge was among the best to do it. X

📣I am very pleased to announce my book "VIP Lane" which covers 5 years of investigation uncovering the previous governments PPE procurement scandal + much more is now on sale. 👀 Buy a copy here: viplanebook.com 🚨Now the subject of a major ITV documentary hitting the screen next week. 🧵

Justice for Moany. ££££ 😷🤒💀

😊

Tylanol. 💊 🇺🇸 👑

Keep on keepin’ on!

God speed ye Mr President. 🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇬🇧

🐳 😂

Welcome President Trump 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Thank you VERY MUCH 🇰🇵 🇬🇧 🇰🇵

Thank you! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #charityvideo

Thank you! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #charityvideo

One of my ‘bits’.

Thorough vetting…

Vitruvian Mango - back out on TOUR. Tickets at www.offthekerb.com/on-tour/

#Podcasts #Comedy My Time Capsule Ep. 524 - Marcus Brigstocke Michael @fentonstevens.bsky.social is joined by @marcusbrig.bsky.social. shows.acast.com/mytimecapsul...

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💥Neurodivergent Moments Podcast is back!💥 In our first episode of the season @joewellscomic.bsky.social & I talked to @marcusbrig.bsky.social all about Words, Comedy, Music & More. Listen on your favourite podcast app. #comedypodcast #neurodivergent #dyslexia #podcast

“It's significant that Medusa is undone by a teen boy at the height of sexual anxiety - more erection than reflection. From her sexual power as a young woman, to the potency of creation the pregnant Medusa contains, to the wisdom of The Gray Ones, women are cut down because they never stop growing.”

Au revoir Saint Malo. Merci.

I go. I try. And I will keep trying, even though it feels like a losing battle. Because I remember the whole point of the far-right astroturfing of social media is to make it feel like a losing battle, to make us give up. Anyway, a few snippets on small boat crossings and immigration.

🚨 New Ep: How was it for you? ‘Your slogan here’ Funny T-Shirts podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

Listening to @marcusbrig.bsky.social and @rachelparris.bsky.social on #howwasitforyoupod reviewing camping whilst putting up a rent-a-tent on our woodland campsite on the #isleofwight Feels appropriate!

📢 CALLING ALL CREATIVES!!! WE NEED YOU!!! If you can spare JUST 1 hour a month to meet with a young person to share your experience, insights & be that first connection into the profession, please sign up to mentor in 2026! Applications close 29 Sep. 👉 www.arts-emergency.org/get-involved...