Is twitching the first symptom?

But will they hit their delivery targets?

Post and packing.

Music folk. I have a brand new one of these that I will be selling but thought I would ask here first. Still boxed and never been used. Will do you a good price for anyone in a band/solo artist.

Macca and Stevie should rerelease Ebony And Ivory to stick it to today's haters. #TOTP

100% true if you remove the 'f' from 'shift'.

When they asked everyone in my class what magazines they'd like the school library to get in, I was ignored. I didn't even get a look-in.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if we must have AI, can't it be used to remove all the perv hosts from '60s/'70s/'80s Top of the Pops episodes so they can be broadcast on the Beeb again?

Now she's Any Which Way But Loose. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dreamt two planes were landing at an airport, one carrying Trump, and the other some officials. A tornado suddenly appeared from the sky above, narrowly missing the planes. Woke with the abiding thought that even god can't get the bastard.

David A Ton, Bro!

"For a day when you haven't had to think about Trump, we're going to make you think about Trump."

@vizcomic.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/a11w...

Oh god - tomorrow's telly will be endless carping from Laura Kuenssberg, Chris Mason and the like. Fridays, I want Top of the Pops, not Top of the Polls.

Alias...

Remember, you must be naked to vote.

Should have named it after Captain Tom's daughter.

Having pretty well given up on SNL UK, I caught up on last Saturday's ep and thought the Made In Chelsea sketch was a really good parody, and the British Pork ad was great - especially with George Fouracres barely able to speak for corpsing.

Alas... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Weird. After a day panicking that my cmos battery is dead and trying to find a local place to fix it, I booted up this morning and laptop clock was spot on. Only thing I had to change yesterday was that "set the time automatically" was switched off in settings, so I switched it on. Was it just that?

No shit.

6/10 - pretty poor.

First Ted the Gone Fishing dog, now Ted Turner - will the world lose another famous Ted this week?

Computer boffins - when I booted up my laptop this morning, the time setting was around 8 hours slow. I've reset it and it seems to be working okay, but does this automatically indicate my cmos battery is dying/dead?

Richard Anthony - "Le Sorcier Du Flipper" #TheWho www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDXW...

Now!

More mysterious happenings are examined with Rev. #LionelFanthorpe in... FORTEAN TV (1997) 11:20pm Premiere episode on #TPTV

Just watched Edna The Inebriate Woman on BBC iPlayer. My god - so powerful, so sad. It's no wonder it won a BAFTA for best drama, and Patricia Hayes got the best actress award. The BBC at its finest.

My wife doesn't understand the art of watching #Gogglebox - she talks during the Goggleboxers' chat and is silent when the TV show clips are on.

60 Years Ago (May 1 1966): NME Poll Winners Concert. "But unquestionably, [The Who] stood out as the most remarkable appearance in the entire second half, and I say this even though the Rolling Stones and the Beatles were to follow."

If you've never seen it, do yourself a favour and watch The Strange world of Gurney Slade. All six eps are on youtube. It's surreal, fascinating, and way ahead of its time, and Anthony Newley's performance is excellent. Written by Dick Hills & Sid Green of Eric & Ernie fame. youtu.be/NIFNCf7ONZM?...

That'll Be The Day and Stardust can't be beaten.

Small Prophets! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just mentioned this to my wife who's a nurse. She read through a list of the medications that are now scarce, exclaiming as she came to each drug that is vital for people: "Bloody hell!"; "Jesus!"; "Holy fuck!". www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

SEAQUEST PSV.

Surely it's designed for goblin creativity, goblin resources and goblin jobs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In today's edition of 'AI is thick as pig shit':

Ah, Ted. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Aw, no. I'll never see a sunlit river bank without thinking of Ted sniffing around it, looking for something smelly to roll in. RIP, little pup.

"Lynn, these are sex people!"

8/10 and a couple of those were lucky guesses.

"Parade's off!"

I've just heard that prick talking about the King's comments on Iran not getting nuclear weapons - "Charles agrees with me, even more than I do".

"A show called Wagging Rights. Get members of Reform to come up with creative reasons why Nigel Farage isn't visiting his constituency each week."

Unusual to choose a photo of the top of his head, like every portrait shot I took in pre-digital camera days.

The Art of the Dealer.