I would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to the brilliant, the gorgeous, the wonderful Wallace Shawn! I would love to pretend he's my homey, but this pic is from a chance meeting in Spain 🇪🇸 Anywho, Feliz Cumpleaños to him! 🥳🎂🍷

I have a gala to attend tonight. Modesty prevents me from bragging on myself and how phenomenal I look tonight, but please feel free to discuss how ridiculously good looking I look amongst yourselves on these interwebs and socials.

Just a reminder that today is Election Day, and that if you did not use early voting or vote by mail, your polling site across Miami-Dade County and Florida is open from 7 AM to 7 PM, so please -Please- exercise your right to vote today! 🗳️🇺🇸 Because Voting Is Sexy!!!

Wishing a Happy Halloween to all... Mankind. Have a Nice Day! #mickfoley Also, I didn't realize I had Mr Socko's face pointed away from the camera 🤦‍♂️

No matter where you are or what you're doing, this is better.

Republicans Praise Johnson’s “Brave Stand Against Consciousness.”

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

MSNBC fired Matthew Dowd for pointing out Kirk’s hate speech while Fox keeps Brian Kilmeade after he said killing the homeless via lethal injection would end homelessness. A perfect example of how right-wing extremism is tolerated, but even pointing it out gets punished. The media reinforces this.

Our expectations for right wing media are so low that it’s basically impossible to hold them to account for the ghoulish things they say.

Never before in our history has one man exercised such unbridled discretion affecting the lives of so many of us, while simultaneously preventing others — Congress, the courts, the American people — from having a say or even knowing what he’s going to do next. This is what dictatorship looks like.

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker doesn’t want or need military on Chicago streets. If Trump cares about crime, he should send his soldiers to Jackson, Miss. or Memphis, Tenn. or Monroe, La. or Toledo, Ohio.

It's not only #NationalDogDay, and it's not only Scout's birthday, it's also the day I got this gift from @athletelogos.bsky.social just because he's the Most Amazin'! Thanks from both of us, Dan, and for all the Pawesome Pups out there, Happy National Dog Day to you and your hoomans!

Per @willsammon.bsky.social "Pitching prospect Jonah Tong to join Mets rotation, will start Friday" 🎼All Night Long Let Me See That Tong! Baybeee That Tong T-T-T-Tong 🧡💙 #lfgm

How obnoxious is MetsSky going to be in regards to Jonah and singing the "Tong Song" in September? Sorry, I meant me doing it. 🎼That Tong, Tong Tong Tong Tong

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Hi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social in case you were wondering who signed up to be annual booster with the self reported 41.39, that would be this Boston College alum still celebrating that win against ND coming up on 32 years later. #GoBC 🦅

It was an honor and a privilege to support this man for a decade. And while I hate to see him leave, I wish him great health, success, and life long happiness in Los Angeles and anywhere else he chooses to play. Good bye, Captain, you'll forever be our Sonny! 🤍🇰🇷 . . . 😭😭😭😭😭

I mean... can't be worse than this.

This!!!!

I absolutely believe the worst about that fucking guy, but I refuse to believe he would willingly climb stairs to kill somebody. C'mon people! 🤷‍♂️

This!!!

Dropkick Murphys played this video of Trump and Epstein at their concert. ❤ Share it, to make sure every American sees this!

Welp #NXT is also wasting time with the hh tribute 🙄

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at his UCLA graduation.

😂😂😂😂😂

In the punishment, unrelenting darkness was in which we live, the sparks of light shine even brighter. 🕯️or 🧨

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Damn. Yo. Wow.

Without Hulk Hogan, Peter Thiel would not have been so effective in media-suppression Without Peter Thiel, we wouldn't know today's Musk or JDV Without Musk, we wouldn't have DOGE (and would still have Park Service, State Dept, NIH, etc) So we note Hulk Hogan's passing, as we might Roy Cohn's.

Damn it! Fucking Fucking Fuck!!!! He held out just long enough to give us a chance to say goodbye. Rest In Power, Ozzy!!!! 🤘😭🎙️ www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

Is it ridiculous to wear a David Wright t-shirt and jersey when I'm just going to be watching his number being retired from home and not at Citi? Yes. And I wouldn't be me if I didn't! Forever our Captain! 🧡💙 #DavidWright

Who's right?

It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.

Before anyone asks, "Where's Jos* R*y*s," he's on the other side of the sliding glass door. If you don't understand the reference, web search "jose reyes sliding door." Forever LFGM (but not that guy)! 🧡💙

Well fuck... QEPD, Jim Shooter 😞

There are only three political positions in America today 1) I like the fascism 2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc) 3) I oppose the fascism The rest is details

QEPD, Rebekah Del Rio. Her Spanish language version of "Crying" in Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" is rightly described as haunting, but I've also found it to be electrifying. youtu.be/vI8c3eSIkQY?...

I’ve seen enough, abolition is the centrist position

Life in my 50s is spending a Saturday afternoon halving pills after my primary changed the dose. Excitement! 🥳

Happy 99th Birthday to the greatest artistic genius the USA has ever produced, Happy Birthday, Mel Brooks! 😂🎉🎂🎈🎊😂💕

It will almost be worth it when I get deported to Cuba because I get to take so many MAGA in my life with me. It'll be especially funny for the ones that left the first time. 🇨🇺🇺🇸

I walked by a woman in my neighborhood earlier who was wearing a t-shirt commemorating the Mets' combined no-hitter from 2022, so when I tell you that New York Is Back you should know that I really mean it.

I love this thought!

If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

To clarify, though this is regarding the NBA Finals desk, it is also the table I'm seated at for weddings.

Fucking THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!