protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

Are we posting 2016 shit?

This dude rules

Dummy

Can’t watch Outdoor Boys at bedtime anymore bc my dog woke me up barking at full blast last night because he thought he was protecting me from wolves in my suburban Atlanta home

Back on my Mad Men shit this evening

Terrible football team, great river

Part of the fun of JD Vance getting up there and saying how it was self-defense against a domestic terrorist attacking using a car is he is the only guy to not know that two days later his boss will say "the broad was too lippy and deserved it"

Go birds?

what we are seeing is the president using his powers to wage a violent retributive campaign against a major american city for reasons that exist only in his head

Thinking about moving to London or Edinburgh, why not

My first big concert was Kendrick Lamar at the tabernacle and it’s one of the few times I’ve been high as a kite in public (I get very anxious)

Let. James. Cook.

From the black bear tavern in Atlanta #bears

That’s dawg on dawg crime

At the Bears bar in Atlanta, let’s rock

The man that gave me my love for dogs, and our dogs

Indiana whips so much ass

This is the most bloodthirsty college football team I've ever seen lmao

Indiana opened as a touchdown favorite in the national title game. At some point typing facts about the 2025 Hoosiers will stop feeling like I'm telling you I just saw a UFO

Curt Cignetti continuing to rawdog the quarter zip because HE DOES NOT CARE IF HE LIVES OR DIES

Miami witnessing tonight’s spectacle:

One of my best friends went to Indiana, so I’m biased, but this whips ass

HOOSIERS

About to give this guy a new toy because he hasn’t been more than 6 feet from me this whole week I’ve had the flu

He got rings plural at Georgia, idk what he’d be complaining about

Ok yeah, that kid is baby Jesus

Beck is going to throw a pick to the ole miss punter somehow, watch

Listen whatever’s about to happen is going to be fuckin hilarious

Technically, DOUBLE DOINK

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

important message to all bluesky users

Locked myself out of my house today on accident and had to buy a subscription for my car so that I could unlock it from my phone and use the garage door opener

say it with me: Cleveland Browns head coach Mike Bobo

Reading Edgar Allen Poe for the first time:

If I’m going to be stuck in bed for the third day in a row I might as well binge watch LoTR on cough syrup

Positive for flu A, give me that sweet sweet tamiflu

I was too optimistic. I am down bad already

Ah fuck, I can tell I’m going to wake up tomorrow incredibly sick

I’ve never posted about this before but it’s pretty crazy my childhood hero threw me his batting gloves during his last (regular season) game

I’m kinda drunk but I never look drunker than aikman

Oh shit she finally did

INSIDER TRADING ON ILLEGAL MILITARY OPERATIONS

Well other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?

Any protests in Atlanta or anything? Let’s ride

My Irish pub just has a blurry printout of Ireland on the bathroom wall lol

At least my congressman is with it. Now fuckin do something