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Still mad at Jurickson Profar

They didn’t have to do Betty like that come on now

Not a single US newspaper will publish this photo. No news channel will broadcast it. The graves are being prepared for more than 80 young children killed in the US/Israeli strike on the school in Minab, Iran on Saturday. (📸 Middle East Observer)

Just finished Mad Men. Jesus Christ lmao

Frog and Toad were sad for a while.

EMERGENCY TIMELINE CLEANSE. PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THE DOG.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk thiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss

good morning mr president, heres the war plans we really really really need you to look at. no sir this has nothing to do with last nights kimmel. yes sir, very mean and nasty sir. we will get you video of his monologue soon but mr president we really need you to approve these bombing plans

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Find my iPhone but for weed pen

Wise words

art of the deal, baby

Oscar you shouldn’t be dropping Mac from Always Sunny quotes my man

The one where he freestyles over his high school highlight tape is nasty

Just woke up on the couch thinking it was morning and it’s 1am

Kat is the only good politician

You never want to hear your inspector say the words “structural engineer”

ME, IN MY BLACK PICKUP: *slowly pulls around* whoa

Look at this absolute heat I found in the basement of my new place

Not an important detail but I think I may own a top 100 tallest tree in Fulton county now

I can’t stop listening to JID when I get a little high

COWARDS

I GOT IT MOTHERFUCKER

Ah fuck I’m anxious as hell

I went back for the open house today. I could definitely hit that fucker with a baseball

Had to jump a hellcat on my way home, the most Atlanta shit on earth

Sat down at a bar and the guy next to me happened to not just be in my fraternity, but we lived in the same room of the fraternity house at UGA

Could I hit the murder Kroger with a baseball from the yard? Potentially!

The offer is in

Potentially found my new house

Mortal Engines was the biggest piece of shit I ever saw in theaters

That’s up to the Atlanta Braves, I have no say in the matter

Taking a diagnosis test with my psychiatrist Tuesday, is it worse to confirm that you’re crazy or not know why you feel crazy

Every once in a while I’ll put down my sunroof and say “drop the top, let’s flex a little Jackie” to myself

Oh Jesus Christ. Art.

Acuña sighting during halftime

I’ve been doing research and JID is the best rapper alive not named Kendrick

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)

Talk your shit Larry!!!!

Idk how may drinks it would take to make this pro bowl entertaining but I’m not close, and I’ve been trying

I’ll never be this at peace

My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu

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