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Über Florentina Holzinger, die Wirkmächtigkeit von Pornobildern, den israelischen und den vatikanischen Pavillon auf der Venedig Biennale: www.zeit.de/feuilleton/k...

Them Dawgs is hell on the basepaths

I love that the college guys still yell “back” on pickoffs. It’s in my DNA at this point

Whatcha doin

Landooooo

I’m pretty sure I have gout like I’m a drunk king that won’t make it through the season finale

Is there anywhere in Atlanta that sells gyoza by the bucket, because that’s the amount of gyoza I want

I missed my train from Manchester to London after The Open and a random British couple adopted me for a night

That boy runnin’ x.com/MajorityPAC/...

Lol my high school baseball team is going for their 5th straight state ship tomorrow, Farragut admirals babyyyy

My dad car of choice

Let’s ride

Me to the group chat when it’s nice out and there‘s a rooftop bar nearby

the fuck it will

Hi, I’m Rick Jackson. I’m an outsider, by that I mean, and I’m currently outside your house, and I’d like to come in, but an ancient curse prevents me from doing that without your permission, no not like a vampire, taxes are too high and you have a wasp nest in your gutters

Which license plate should I get

Who is going to send me one of those buffalo beer swords

Imma start my hockey watching career with this game 7 overtime

Braves lose, fuck me

🗣️MY NAME IS JOKER 🗣️HABITUAL SMOKER 🗣️I BURN SO MANY TREES THAT I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY TOASTER

There was a song by Tha Joker embarrassingly high on my all time songs on Spotify playlist

The pub brought the boy out some carrots

*deep breath* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

👎🏻

Holy shit bojangles has chicken minis now, will report back shortly

i think i finally got high enough to enjoy dubstep

At a wedding in Knoxville for a high school buddy, just left a 20 minute conversation with a man I don’t recognize in the slightest that acted like we were best friends. Nightmare stuff

Shoutout to me for saving 4 hours of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for this 4 hour drive to Knoxville for a wedding

Braves win, fuck you

Say Drake, I hear you score some runs

today i learned that you can acquire a Topps card with Anne Hathaway's autograph connected to her Eagles fandom

Spotted on Tumblr…

“Festering” or, as Goebbels would have said it, “gärstoff der zersetzung” and “eiterbeule.”

Them Barves are a fuckin problem for your favorite baseball team

Come to the top of the chop in the next 9 innings for a coors light and an ass kicking

www.maptap.gg May 13 99🎯 95👑 95🏅 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 978

Dom Smith the king

I remember it All Two Wells

In a year, umps will be more beneficial to catchers with better challenge records to keep their numbers up

Just said to myself, “I gotta run some errands” and the errands are purchasing a burrito, beer, and nicotine

Big Food is rebranding ultra processed food right now, and none of you even care smdh

Time to watch Inglorious Basterds again

I was thinking about hitting up a girl from college, pulled up her insta, is it weird if her last name changed

You know what? I think you should be able to buy beer at Home Depot