A great day for the Montréal Canadiens, and therefore the world. #gohabsgo

🤮 Pure. Filth. #GoHabsGo

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

It's a small graphic design detail, but the loitering guy on TTC signage is actually in front of the red slash, casually leaning against it, making him look *unbelievably* cool.

COMPUTER: Enter your password ME: [types 'posh_people's_tea'] COMPUTER: Your password is too weak ME: [high fives computer]

wait until you see what happens after the 3rd vote

Me during every minute of Celebrity Traitors. What a treat

Strong get-out-the-vote message for Dems.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.

“You all lost because it wasn’t about me,” said the most unpopular president in modern history

Very pleased that this is how I found out.

Jacob Lawrence, "The 1920s: The Migrants Arrive & Cast Their Ballots," screenprint, 1974 noma.org/election-day...

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. Press 1 to look upon my works, press 2 to despair

"A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man." e. e. cummings

I would definitely watch this.

I still think Vlady walking into the arena in Marie-Phillipe Poulin's sweater is cool as fuck.

1000% this. The 2025 Jays played with guts and skill the entire season, came into the postseason the consensus favourites to get eliminated immediately, and fought the juggernaut that had been the betting favourite to win it all to a bloody battered draw. Keep your misery in its lane, Leaf fans

They really did. And it was a joy to be reading posts about this game instead of the usual political doom. A glimpse of sanity.

Thank you, Toronto Blue Jays, for uniting & lifting the spirits of Canadians in these difficult times. You made us proud to be Canadian.

I truly believe we were the best team in baseball this year. I really do. We just couldn't do it. I'm so sad. I love them so much. I'm so proud of them and I also want to barf, so I guess that's sports for ya.

I was thinking this week about where I have changed the most in the 17 years since I moved from 🇬🇧 to 🇨🇦. First is my enthusiasm for Halloween which is now very great indeed. Second is my appreciation of the great sport of baseball.

Yup

Baseball eh? Bloody hell.

Oh my lord! What a heartbreaker. How narrow were the margins? That was incredible sport. 💙🇨🇦💙

bro did a death drop like he’s lipsyncing for the crown

The 2025-2026 Montreal Canadiens in overtime

🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

I tried to cobble together a narrative of the industrial-scale corruption of the Trump state, and to think about why it's not breaking through. www.bugeyedandshameless.com/p/guide-to-d...

Got a reminder from Halloween 2020 where we encouraged trick-or-treaters to keep one crime scene apart

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

All this Ozymandias discourse today is putting me in mind of my favourite ever Onion op-ed and the killer line... "They should call Omar Khayyam “Ozymandias Khayyam,” because when I look on his works, I despair!" theonion.com/i-could-writ...

Tuesday night's epic #worldseries game and how I experienced it: Innings 1-5: Streaming on my TV at home Innings 6-7: On the radio in my car driving to play hockey Innings 8-9: On the bluetooth speaker in the changing room

Further study reveals that “Toronto Blue Jays” is an anagram for “joyous talent, bro.”

With all due respect, FUCK EM UP, TREY

Are Rogers going to admit to being proud owners of Sportsnet?

This right here, people. It's vile. It's wrong. And it's brought to you by the UCP. Any government that would ignore the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, the Alberta Bill of Rights, and the Alberta Human Rights Act does not have your best interest at heart. #abpoli #cdnpoli #yyc #yeg

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

We will fight them on the quiches

People just now realizing what baseball is?

Baseball, bloody hell.

Albertans, if we have a problem with what’s happening, we need to make our voices heard.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.