I didn’t realize cassian andor was a real person bsky.app/profile/kevi...

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.

There’s no way Trump has this all straight in his head. We’re going to end up with Mohammad Reza Pahlavi installed as the shah of Greenland.

boy that gyre sure keeps getting wider

… Le Freak, c'est Chic.

Ein volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.

Mine in this week’s @newyorker.com

There's a wonderful Robert Harris book called "Act of Oblivion" that tells the story of the hunt for the regicides in New England.

“We’re gonna need a bigger bus”

What a story. Ted Lasso season 5 right here www.theguardian.com/football/202...

one time I told a Claude instance I had researching various historical warning signs of emergent fascism about Alligator Alcatraz and yeah I guess it triggered some "hey you are having a psychotic episode there's no way that's true" subroutine

idk why people give him such a hard time, I'd have gotten up to look too

After 250 years the American government has gone full George III.

Are you kidding me???!!!???111?

Land back!

This is what we call "Facebook weather" because it's too scared to go to London, for zero logical reason.

Remember the bad times so you can appreciate the good times

The perfect two sentence story.

The Ministry of Truth has spoken. All we need to do is reject the evidence of our eyes and ears.

Cardamom is way better than cinnamon, it just need's better PR.

Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.

Hutson!!! That beautiful boy. #gohabsgo

Hearing Pierre Houde say the name "Johnston" with such admiration is making my hockey dreams come true. But as a #gohabsgo fan it's not fun to watch.

When Trump says he's going to "run Venezuela" it makes me think of Robert Mitchum and his ill conceived Calypso album...

This is a comprehensive summary of why Trump's Venezuelan policy is doomed to fail www.foreignaffairs.com/venezuela/re...

OMG! Armando Iannucci is on the next series of #Taskmaster.

And here I stand both to impeach and purge

same vibes

Thanks to Hypnotoad on the Bellingcat Discord server for noting the spike in Pentagon pizza trackers www.pizzint.watch

This is very good.

So we’re invading Venezuela now, is it, Ted?

Evergreen tweet.

A very embarrassing moment for the FIFA Peace Prize committee

Joy in the Morning.

Yes!!!

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

But the Radio Star - who did *not* die …

I second this emotion.

THEY DID IT AGAIN!! Nick Suzuki ties the game with the #Habs net empty

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Post a criminally underrated song from the 90s. Challenge points for songs that never charted in the US but should have. youtu.be/vV8QvsC68lk?...

I like how the robot then mirrors the man collapsing in pain.

"When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift

Speaking on behalf of all the haters, I believe we did indeed have a happy Christmas

Here Tom I made this for you: