Imagine trying to prop up Argentina at this point

Currently trying to watch Republic in Charleston

Downloaded a workout app, loved the trial, paid for the year and got promptly locked out of the app. So now I’m here eating tacos and enjoying margaritas.

What’s the protocol for when the circuses are unaffordable and the bread is trying to kill us?

Leaving Boise with many thoughts, but I will absolutely die on this hill… Boise has zero fucking claim to “City of Trees”. The fact they call themselves that is embarrassing

I feel like I’m watching Republic versus Kitsap Pumas. This team is deeply unserious.

Sacramento really testing out the relegation waters tonight

Cool AI bro

Trading obscure fun songs with the kid and being introduced to Barbara’s Rhabarberbar

If not needing Daddy to fight your battles for you & you win 4 World Cup championship’s was a picture

The second 4th of July away game for @sacrepublicfc.com postponed 😅. Soweeeee 👉🥺👈

I’m learning that everyone in Tulsa has a weather app, used like Northern Californians use their wildfire app.

Y’all the Great Plains are a wild place. I didn’t realize lightning could do this.

Hydration break

I feel this deep in my soul

This plane smells like hot dogs @tulsalunatics.bsky.social

Meanwhile Sacramento has become obsessed with building capacity and issuing parking tickets.

I appreciate West Sacramento and their $75 parking tickets for reminding me that there is nothing in that fuckass city worth going to ever again.

Some guy saw my kit and was like “aww sorry are you sad” and then saw the 4 stars and the “aww puddin’” look on my face

Please tell me that match was on Golazo

I know I am preaching to my tiny little crowd, but Telemundo is vastly superior to Fox for these matches. The hydration breaks are so fun.

Not USL Reno coming back with some misogyny shit right out the gate

One of the many reasons I remain the number one hater of San Diego Wave.

That’s So Spursy goes international

Remember, as per FIFA contracts, it’s illegal to be unhoused within a mile of any Fan Fest, which is a cruel “beautification” requirement of host cities. And how do you think that’s being enforced? Peacefully and with kindness? Go watch games at your local bars and give them your money instead

OHHHHH MYYYYYY GAWWWWWDDDDD WHYYYYY ARRRRRRRE PEOPLEEEEE LIIIISTENINGGGGGG TOOOO MEEEEEEEEE

As a kid, leftovers felt like a punishment. Now I stand over the microwave watching three bites of yesterday's Pad Thai like it’s a Michelin-star meal.

you can use every feminist, progressive, therapy talking point in the world and if you don’t back it up with actions that shit doesn’t matter

Also, I have had an adult beverage…. Is @njemurray.bsky.social going to be in Boise for the USL Cup match in July?

Currently at a place that serves “girl dinner” but the kitchen closed and I am confused

Hot take, I think that the “bumbling, incompetent dad” trope is outdated and no longer funny.   Like if you’re an adult man who can’t cook a basic meal or doesn't know how to do laundry, then that’s not funny. That’s pathetic.

Any day where Piers Morgan is sad is a great day

Did Texas really decide to go with the guy who looks like rancid bologna smells for senate?!

It’s a great day for footie in Sacramento

Breaking in my new (to me) car with some Trap Queen.

Starting to wonder if the Etsy spell I paid for last season is still in effect, because that team has become messy and I really enjoy it.

My world has been changed

I see baseball still hates fun.

the first layer of butter on toast or bagel is just the primer. you gotta let that melt into the foundation before applying the real layer of butter.

I see the PWHL fans have also reached out to Etsy witches.

Hot mess express night continues

Living my best Vanderpump life in SLT.

Woke up and shot a dart at “things within 2 hours” and now I’m sitting on the Lake Tahoe shoreline sipping wine and hanging out with two frenchies named Frankie and Pickles.

No candy @schendel.bsky.social @calstormsoccer.bsky.social ?

I spy @cloud9goth.bsky.social 👀

CITY OF THIEVES

Looks like someone found that goofy orange flag in their friend’s mommy’s basement. I’d love to see another lengthy YouTube video about it.

Spokane? More like Spokan’t amirite

Brooklyn’s pitch is booty. Deeply unserious league.