It’s 10:30 am on a Friday during the World Cup and there are no games until this afternoon. How am I supposed to pretend to work if there are no games on??

Annnnddddd you won’t be subjected to Alexis Lalas. It’s a win win!!

⚽️🍺 We’ll be at Empire Bar this Friday for USMNT’s opening WC26 match. We have a table reserved, so come join us! 🍺⚽️

1/ Every goal for charity, Prideraiser 2026 kicks off with 33 supporters groups pledging to support local LGBTQ+ orgs

It’s Pride Month, everyone!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ We are happy to celebrate again this year by supporting @okeq.bsky.social with our annual @prideraiser.org! Get your pledges in now! www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/tu...

Poch: “I used AI to update my resume for the AC Milan job…”

The lads are back on the road tonight in Vegas! Be sure to add your pledge for our annual @prideraiser.org @fctulsa.bsky.social www.prideraiser.org/eVlvaAAmrO8W...

Friday night party and @njemurray.bsky.social is gonna do a keg-stand!!! 🍻

Hell yeah @fctulsa.bsky.social

See ya soon!!

Today is the day!!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live O.C. Supertones Showbread Emery x2 Every Time I Die August Burns Red Underoath Scary Kids, Scaring Kids Mumford & Sons x2 The Black Keys Jimmy Buffett x2

THIS FRIDAY!!! We are bringing back the Lunatic Lounge as @fctulsa.bsky.social hosts @hfdathletic.bsky.social. Bring your favorite drink, maybe a lawn chair, and we’ll bring the vibes! See y’all there! 🪩🍻⚽️

Fuck off Alexi and Fuck off Markwayne.

The lads, @fctulsa.bsky.social, are off to Corpus Christi, Texas this weekend for the Prinx Tires USL Cup. Apparently, CC is know as “America’s birdiest place” per the Audubon Society. Sounds like a perfect place for the Scissortails to pick up 3 points! 😈🕊️

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, future mothers, and mother-like figures in our lives. Hope y’all have a wonderful day! 💐

@buckethatsmn.bsky.social are always stylin’…

I know you guys have been clamoring to see me and Werner Herzog talk about the NASL & American soccer absurdity, right? Right? Ok well here you go. On Roku, “Soccer Meets America” is out now! Legitimately great doc, a must watch. Tons of other (far more important) voices as well!

Let’s gooooo, @fctulsa.bsky.social !!!!

@njemurray.bsky.social hahahaha!!!

LFG! 🇿🇦 @fctulsa.bsky.social

Checking in with those Friday Beers…

I bring glad tidings (pending ratification). #USL-C www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...

Never too early to start our annual @prideraiser.org campaign! We are supporting @okeq.bsky.social! Get your pledges in now! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💰 www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/tu...

Like, where do I really even start? LFG, @fctulsa.bsky.social!!

We are SO back, @njemurray.bsky.social!!!

WOOF.

We stand with the Vancouver Whitecaps community in keeping their club in Vancouver. A team is more than a badge and a schedule. The Caps belong to the community that built them, carried them, and fights for them. We will stay loud until the club stays home where it belongs. #SaveTheCaps

Thank you, Tulsa! See y’all next season! 🌭

“Arise, arise, riders of Tulsa! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to the Championship!

What a proper lad!

You think we can grab some coneys when you get in town @njemurray.bsky.social? Our treat!! 🌭

Come spend Saturday MORNING with us! For the official LAST tailgate of 2025. Let's celebrate the Western Conference Championship & gear up for the final battle. Tailgate starts @ 7AM! We'll have biscuits & gravy, sausages, mimosas, & more. Come early & get some food before we head into the stadium!

About last weekend… @fctulsa.bsky.social @therealshitz.bsky.social

Got any plans this weekend, @njemurray.bsky.social ?? 🌭🍻

Scarf swap! @stlouligans.bsky.social 🤝 @tulsalunatics.bsky.social

@fctulsa.bsky.social's 1-0 victory against Orange County SC extended its undefeated streak in the #USL-C to 14 games. It's the longest run in club history, and the longest in the USL Championship this year. They're now in position to be No. 1 seed out West. www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is

It was a hot one tonight, so we are going skinny dipping in the Arkansas River! Swing by with a floatie and some brews, @njemurray.bsky.social 🥵🛟🍻

Farthest this 🌭 has been: N: Uppsala, Sweden E: Nairobi, Kenya W: Honolulu, HI S: Johannesburg, South Africa

If you see this, post a castle.

The perfect Away Day.

What ya up to @njemurray.bsky.social ?? Friday night party! 🍻